JosephH Posted August 26, 2009 Share Posted August 26, 2009 Who unloaded on the first pitch of Blownout...? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted August 26, 2009 Share Posted August 26, 2009 Hammond did it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivan Posted August 26, 2009 Share Posted August 26, 2009 huh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JosephH Posted August 26, 2009 Author Share Posted August 26, 2009 Slathered. Even got a call about... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peter_Puget Posted August 26, 2009 Share Posted August 26, 2009 Don't be coy; who called you? Rangers? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevbone Posted August 26, 2009 Share Posted August 26, 2009 What got slathered? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pink Posted August 26, 2009 Share Posted August 26, 2009 Excessive sweating (known medically as hyperhidrosis) affects an estimated nearly eight million Americans - or nearly 3 percent of the U.S. population Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivan Posted August 26, 2009 Share Posted August 26, 2009 Slathered. Even got a call about... there are several possible bodily fluids that could be deposited on stone - please specify on blownout you say? perhaps it was someone w/ a taste for puns? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivan Posted August 26, 2009 Share Posted August 26, 2009 or is this a standard bitching about chalk kinda thang, which is very much like bitching about trash alongside highways? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pink Posted August 26, 2009 Share Posted August 26, 2009 turbopuns???? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pink Posted August 26, 2009 Share Posted August 26, 2009 or is this a standard bitching about chalk kinda thang, which is very much like bitching about trash alongside highways? if you say so Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JosephH Posted August 26, 2009 Author Share Posted August 26, 2009 Bitching about standard chalking would be droll. Whomever this was solidly caked every single hold on the first pitch and I mean solidly as in see no rock at at all for an area larger than the size of a hand and with enough extra so that clouds rise with every subsequent use of the hold. The first hold on the pitch was caked 12" x 5" solid and every other hold was essentially that bad on a slightly smaller scale. The call was from an old, chalk-using Beacon local who was just getting in a lap on Borderline and had to wade through p1 duststorm. 'Whiteout' would be more appropriate name for the route at the moment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peter_Puget Posted August 26, 2009 Share Posted August 26, 2009 [video:youtube]www.youtube.com/watch?v=6kSR2bNhujw Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevbone Posted August 26, 2009 Share Posted August 26, 2009 Bitching about standard chalking would be droll. Whomever this was solidly caked every single hold on the first pitch and I mean solidly as in see no rock at at all for an area larger than the size of a hand and with enough extra so that clouds rise with every subsequent use of the hold. The first hold on the pitch was caked 12" x 5" solid and every other hold was essentially that bad on a slightly smaller scale. The call was from an old, chalk-using Beacon local who was just getting in a lap on Borderline and had to wade through p1 duststorm. 'Whiteout' would be more appropriate name for the route at the moment. Would it not be better to bitch about the amount of damage your car did to the ozone layer as you drove it to Beacon? Or did you bike there? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-spotter Posted August 26, 2009 Share Posted August 26, 2009 There is some good climbing on chalk... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaskadskyjKozak Posted August 26, 2009 Share Posted August 26, 2009 Where can I get this bacon dust? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted August 26, 2009 Share Posted August 26, 2009 stone charcuterie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JosephH Posted August 26, 2009 Author Share Posted August 26, 2009 Would it not be better to bitch about the amount of damage your car did to the ozone layer as you drove it to Beacon? Or did you bike there? No, it would not. I would not because it would be totally irrelevant to the topic of what it's currently like climbing 'Whiteout'. If you were out there today to climb it, even you would likely be appalled. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billcoe Posted August 26, 2009 Share Posted August 26, 2009 I was thinking another bodily function. Seymour, 83, visits his doctor's office for a checkup and takes his wife along as he's hard of hearing. The doctor says, "I'll need a stool sample, a urine sample and a blood sample." "Hah? Wuzat?" Seymour asks And his wife says, "Give him your underpants." Badda bing (insert rimshot emoticon here) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JosephH Posted August 26, 2009 Author Share Posted August 26, 2009 Ha, might as well as shit all over it. Have to take the camera out... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pink Posted August 26, 2009 Share Posted August 26, 2009 i heard if you put food up your butt you'll poop out your mouth... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivan Posted August 26, 2009 Share Posted August 26, 2009 i heard if you put food up your butt you'll poop out your mouth... i heard that sticking feathers up your butt won't turn you into a chicken... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevbone Posted August 26, 2009 Share Posted August 26, 2009 I heard that ego is the root of all evil. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-spotter Posted August 26, 2009 Share Posted August 26, 2009 i heard if you put food up your butt you'll poop out your mouth... i heard that sticking feathers up your butt won't turn you into a chicken... but you can turn chickens into dinosaurs, so watch out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevbone Posted August 26, 2009 Share Posted August 26, 2009 G pooper. STFU Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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