G-spotter Posted August 25, 2009 Share Posted August 25, 2009 http://ca.news.yahoo.com/s/afp/090825/oddities/canada_science_research_paleontology_offbeat How do you feel about getting turned into a tyrannosaur, buddy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Rooster Posted August 26, 2009 Share Posted August 26, 2009 Now I know what happens to our eggs! I'd only approve of this if they could make us less tasty and give us larger spurs for self defense! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frenchy Posted August 26, 2009 Share Posted August 26, 2009 Then they hatch a bunch and some rich fuck keeps funding the project until they got so many they gotta keep them on a remote island and study them while people flock all around and pay admission to drive through the complex but someone turned the hot fence off and shit goes down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted August 26, 2009 Share Posted August 26, 2009 that would make an excellent movie. but maybe the dinosaurs would have machine guns and a full understanding of guerrilla tactics? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-spotter Posted August 26, 2009 Author Share Posted August 26, 2009 What if COBRA made everyone's Farm Fresh free range painted eggs hatch out into killer dinos on Easter? OMG!! GI Joe The Movie III plot! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mal_Con Posted August 26, 2009 Share Posted August 26, 2009 Maybe the dinosaurs would resurrect themselves even after you shot them (unless it was a head shot) and subsist on human brains. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete_H Posted August 26, 2009 Share Posted August 26, 2009 And then the dinosaurs joined musical street gangs and had dance-off and signing competitions in the streets of New York. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frenchy Posted August 26, 2009 Share Posted August 26, 2009 And then one dinosaur gets a restraining order slapped on him by his ex wife so he dresses up like an old woman and gets hired to clean her house so he can spend more time with his children, but gets tipped into a tizzy of comical mishaps and eventually gets caught. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlpineK Posted August 26, 2009 Share Posted August 26, 2009 Is the Rooster pissed that future roosters will eat him as a snack? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted August 26, 2009 Share Posted August 26, 2009 Perhaps the dinosaur is a respected but perfectionist actor on the verge of turning forty. Nobody in New York wants to hire him anymore because he is so difficult to work with or he is either too old or too young for a role. Not having worked in four months, he eventually hears of an opening on the soap opera, and initially tries out for the role but doesn't get it. In desperation, he cross-dresses, auditions as woman and eventually wins the part. Then he falls in love with one of his female cast members and everyone thinks he is lesbian. Hijinx ensue, and gender lines are crossed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete_H Posted August 26, 2009 Share Posted August 26, 2009 Sounds like there may be some zany antics involved as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaskadskyjKozak Posted August 26, 2009 Share Posted August 26, 2009 Maybe the dinosaurs would resurrect themselves even after you shot them (unless it was a head shot) and subsist on human brains. Not if the Dinosaur was like Mike the Headless Chicken: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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