News For The Rooster

[G-spotter]

http://ca.news.yahoo.com/s/afp/090825/oddities/canada_science_research_paleontology_offbeat

 

How do you feel about getting turned into a tyrannosaur, buddy?

[The_Rooster]

 

Now I know what happens to our eggs!

 

I'd only approve of this if they could make us less tasty and give us larger spurs for self defense!

 

[Frenchy]

Then they hatch a bunch and some rich fuck keeps funding the project until they got so many they gotta keep them on a remote island and study them while people flock all around and pay admission to drive through the complex but someone turned the hot fence off and shit goes down.

[olyclimber]

that would make an excellent movie. but maybe the dinosaurs would have machine guns and a full understanding of guerrilla tactics?

[G-spotter]

What if COBRA made everyone's Farm Fresh free range painted eggs hatch out into killer dinos on Easter? OMG!! GI Joe The Movie III plot!

[Mal_Con]

Maybe the dinosaurs would resurrect themselves even after you shot them (unless it was a head shot) and subsist on human brains.

[Pete_H]

And then the dinosaurs joined musical street gangs and had dance-off and signing competitions in the streets of New York.

[Frenchy]

And then one dinosaur gets a restraining order slapped on him by his ex wife so he dresses up like an old woman and gets hired to clean her house so he can spend more time with his children, but gets tipped into a tizzy of comical mishaps and eventually gets caught.

[AlpineK]

Is the Rooster pissed that future roosters will eat him as a snack?

[olyclimber]

Perhaps the dinosaur is a respected but perfectionist actor on the verge of turning forty. Nobody in New York wants to hire him anymore because he is so difficult to work with or he is either too old or too young for a role. Not having worked in four months, he eventually hears of an opening on the soap opera, and initially tries out for the role but doesn't get it. In desperation, he cross-dresses, auditions as woman and eventually wins the part. Then he falls in love with one of his female cast members and everyone thinks he is lesbian. Hijinx ensue, and gender lines are crossed.

[Pete_H]

Sounds like there may be some zany antics involved as well.

[KaskadskyjKozak]

Maybe the dinosaurs would resurrect themselves even after you shot them (unless it was a head shot) and subsist on human brains.

 

Not if the Dinosaur was like Mike the Headless Chicken: