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Capt'n Crunch is a cereal rapist.

 

Soggies suck

 

I was sitting up at night

I was feeling so uptight

I was just fucking around

There was something dragging me down

 

Thinking of a bite to eat

Thought this would be really neat

Cheerios are stale that's beat

But Captain Crunch is fun to eat

 

Captain Crunch, Captan Crunch

He's inviting you to munch

Captain Crunch, Captain Crunch

Munch a bunch a munch a munch

 

Fuck my brain

 

Scoffing down this yellow wheat

Is making me feel kind of beat

My head is spinning round and round

Now my teeth are turning brown

 

My face is starting to come apart

From this overdose of starch

I really wish mom wasn't here

I'll have another box of beer

 

Captain Crunch, Captain Crunch

He's inviting you to munch

Captain Crunch, Captain Crunch

Munch a bunch a munch a munch

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