rob Posted April 2, 2009 Posted April 2, 2009 I'm OK with that. I mean, it explains why the apostles were all men. And how else do you explain the kiss Judas gave him? There is a lot of man-love going on in the bible. Clearly, Jesus thought women were "ewwwww!" But the real question is, was Jesus a top, or a bottom? Quote
Off_White Posted April 2, 2009 Posted April 2, 2009 Switch, so he could be all things to all men Quote
kevbone Posted April 2, 2009 Posted April 2, 2009 Did he give or receive? Uh……does not matter because Jesus did not exist. Quote
ivan Posted April 2, 2009 Posted April 2, 2009 actually, the big JC had more than 12 disciplines, including at least 1 chick, mary magdelene, who was so disliked by the initial set of gospel writers (perhaps b/c of her personal connection to the Annoitted, Sandaled One) that her gospel was suppressed and she, in theirs, rendered a harlot so i'm not so certian he was a homo, but sure as hell everyone who really gets worked up over him must be! Quote
tvashtarkatena Posted April 5, 2009 Posted April 5, 2009 (edited) One friend of mine holds forth that Jesus was the illegitimate son of a transient; perhaps a Roman soldier. He became a magician (a common form of entertainment at the time), a profession which usually requires supplimenting one's income with job by job work, such as carpentry. A strong sense of politics and philosophy leaked into his act over time. Eventually, he remodeled himself into a sort of guru or shaman figure. the rest is history...of a sort. Some of his miracles could have easily sprouted from simple magic acts, enhanced by his wise man status. His resurrection, however, given the complete disagreement and lack of mention in the various gospels, is probably an post-humous fabrication, as was his divinity. Its not uncommon for a flock to embue a divine connection to its shepard. THe man was probably crucified when his act began to get old, as all acts must. Critics were harsher back then. Edited April 5, 2009 by tvashtarkatena Quote
DirtyHarry Posted April 5, 2009 Posted April 5, 2009 One friend of mine holds forth that Jesus was the illegitimate son of a transient; perhaps a Roman soldier. He became a magician (a common form of entertainment at the time), a profession which usually requires supplimenting one's income with job by job work, such as carpentry. A strong sense of politics and philosophy leaked into his act over time. Eventually, he remodeled himself into a sort of guru or shaman figure. the rest is history...of a sort. Some of his miracles could have easily sprouted from simple magic acts, enhanced by his wise man status. His resurrection, however, given the complete disagreement and lack of mention in the various gospels, is probably an post-humous fabrication, as was his divity. Its not uncommon for a flock to embue a divine connection to its shepard. Yeah right. You're probably also going to try and get us to believe that the world is more than 5,000 years old and that the animals weren't saved by Noah and his Ark. You probably have two gays fucking in your bedroom as we speak. Quote
tvashtarkatena Posted April 5, 2009 Posted April 5, 2009 Well, a DO hope to have one pseudo hipster and one hottie attending to each other in such a manner shortly. After all, it is Spring. Finally. Quote
tvashtarkatena Posted April 5, 2009 Posted April 5, 2009 If He's the God of Everything, then He's the God of Spring Fucking. Amen. Quote
DirtyHarry Posted April 5, 2009 Posted April 5, 2009 Yay! Yay! The first of May! Outdoor fucking begins today! I guess we still have a month left because April doesn't rhyme as well. Quote
tvashtarkatena Posted April 5, 2009 Posted April 5, 2009 (edited) April's close enough. That's the Zen version. Edited April 5, 2009 by tvashtarkatena Quote
Bug Posted April 5, 2009 Posted April 5, 2009 God created sex. Al Gore created the internet. Happy spring. Quote
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