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wife out of town w/ lesbian friends...several liters of cabinent soevigner and a few hundred pages of obrian dispensed - children abed - should i crawl upstairs or sleep on my most commodius bofa?

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split the difference - why doesn't everyone sleep on their stairs? :)

 

must make coffee or one of the children will have to be sacrificed to almmighty baal...

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everytime the wife talks about trying to replace the bofa w/ several thousand dollars worth of new couchs i simply go into the kitchen and sharpen the knives :grin:

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sounds biblical dude...or is it romulus and remus? :)

 

actually w/ their ma gone it's kinda fun - i sow discontent and have just taught them the proper way of handling a giant goddamn french knife when making the garlic suffer!

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the phattie omelet i cooked up nearly came back up while at the gym, but the warm water pool afterwards w/ the kid-oes answered tolerably - after setting most of the brush in the backyard on fire, it's time for some hair of the dog and the last 40 pages of the letter of marque!

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so hows the hangover coming along ivan? best thing to do is just go on a run, work up a good sweat, and just get it all out of your system. You feel like new!

 

Ahem, and just how might you know that?

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