AlpineK Posted September 27, 2008 Share Posted September 27, 2008 Paul Newman RIP [video:youtube]1fuDDqU6n4o [video:youtube]2z8HqqCyO9E&feature=related Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-spotter Posted September 27, 2008 Share Posted September 27, 2008 "Hey Hanrahan! Suzanne sucks pussy!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rmncwrtr Posted September 27, 2008 Share Posted September 27, 2008 Thanks for the clips, Feck. I met him once at Portland Int'l Raceway. Those blue eyes of his were simply mesmerizing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crux Posted September 27, 2008 Share Posted September 27, 2008 So last night, on auto pilot, I ride into the parking lot of the Shoreline Fred Meyer, lock the bike to a post, and enter the store. After about five minutes of wandering around the grocery section, I kind of wake up and ask myself, what am I doing in the Fred Meyer? No reason to be here. The cash machine I rode this way to find is across the street, over at a WAMU branch. But I'm standing in an aisle and staring at a jar of fancy tomato sauce. It's got a brand-name picture of Paul Newman wearing a beret on the label, and I'm gazing at this picture like there's something special about it just then. I walk away, thinking about Paul Newman. Cool Hand Luke. Today is another day, except now I read the news. Turns out he died yesterday. Figure it anyway you want. Or not. It's all the same, just the same. We are connected. Click on the "Submit" button. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dechristo Posted September 27, 2008 Share Posted September 27, 2008 tomato sauce is widely known to be a powerful spiritual conduit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dmuja Posted September 27, 2008 Share Posted September 27, 2008 BTW - Cool Hand Luke is one of the best of all time - if you haven't seen it yet people, ya should. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivan Posted September 28, 2008 Share Posted September 28, 2008 cool hand luke = best, most depressing, movie - ever. "sometimes i wish you'd stop being so good to me, boss" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
STP Posted September 28, 2008 Share Posted September 28, 2008 "Still shakin' it, boss, still shakin'. I'm shakin' it, boss." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-spotter Posted September 28, 2008 Share Posted September 28, 2008 Cool Hand Luke is nothing next to SLAP SHOT! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TREETOAD Posted September 28, 2008 Share Posted September 28, 2008 I can eat 50 eggs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
denalidave Posted September 28, 2008 Share Posted September 28, 2008 "What we have hear is a failure co co-muun-i-cate"... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivan Posted September 28, 2008 Share Posted September 28, 2008 Well, I don't care if it rains or freezes, Long as I have my plastic Jesus Riding on the dashboard of my car Through all trials and tribulations, We will travel every nation, With my plastic Jesus I'll go far. {Refrain} Plastic Jesus, plastic Jesus Riding on the dashboard of my car Through all trials and tribulations, We will travel every nation, With my plastic Jesus I'll go far. I don't care if it rains or freezes As long as I've got my Plastic Jesus Glued to the dashboard of my car, You can buy Him phosphorescent Glows in the dark, He's Pink and Pleasant, Take Him with you when you're travelling far {Refrain} I don't care if it's dark or scary Long as I have magnetic Mary Ridin' on the dashboard of my car I feel I'm protected amply I've got the whole damn Holy Family Riding on the dashboard of my car {Refrain} You can buy a Sweet Madonna Dressed in rhinestones sitting on a Pedestal of abalone shell Goin' ninety, I'm not wary 'Cause I've got my Virgin Mary Guaranteeing I won't go to Hell {Refrain} I don't care if it bumps or jostles Long as I got the Twelve Apostles Bolted to the dashboard of my car Don't I have a pious mess Such a crowd of holiness Strung across the dashboard of my car {Refrain} No, I don't care if it rains or freezes Long as I have my plastic Jesus Riding on the dashboard of my car But I think he'll have to go His magnet ruins my radio And if we have a wreck he'll leave a scar {Refrain} Riding through the thoroughfare With his nose up in the air A wreck may be ahead, but he don't mind Trouble coming, he don't see He just keeps his eyes on me And any other thing that lies behind Plastic Jesus, Plastic Jesus Riding on the dashboard of my car Though the sun shines on his back Makes him peel, chip, and crack A little patching keeps him up to par When pedestrians try to cross I let them know who's boss I never blow my horn or give them warning I ride all over town Trying to run them down And it's seldom that they live to see the morning Plastic Jesus, Plastic Jesus Riding on the dashboard of my car His halo fits just right And I use it as a sight And they'll scatter or they'll splatter near and far When I'm in a traffic jam He don't care if I say Damn I can let all sorts of curses roll Plastic Jesus doesn't hear For he has a plastic ear The man who invented plastic saved my soul Plastic Jesus, Plastic Jesus Riding on the dashboard of my car Once his robe was snowy white Now it isn't quite so bright Stained by the smoke of my cigar God made Christ a Holy Jew God made Him a Christian too Paradoxes populate my car Joseph beams with a feigned elan From the shaggy dash of my furlined van Famous cuckold in the master plan Naughty Mary, smug and smiling Jesus dainty and beguiling Knee-deep in the piling of my van His message clear by night or day My phosphorescent plastic Gay Simpering from the dashboard of my van When I'm goin' fornicatin I got my ceramic Satan Sinnin' on the dashboard of my Winnebago Motor Home The women know I'm on the level Thanks to the wild-eyed stoneware devil Ridin' on the dashboard of my Winnebago Motor Home Sneerin' from the dashboard of my Winnebago Motor Home Leering from the dashboard of my van If I weave around at night And the police think I'm tight They'll never find my bottle, though they ask Plastic Jesus shelters me For His head comes off, you see He's hollow, and I use Him for a flask Plastic Jesus, plastic Jesus Riding on the dashboard of my car Ride with me and have a dram Of the blood of the Lamb Plastic Jesus is a holy bar Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TREETOAD Posted September 28, 2008 Share Posted September 28, 2008 I remember going to Cool Hand Luke when it came out at the drive in theatre. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dmuja Posted September 28, 2008 Share Posted September 28, 2008 (edited) I had a martial arts teacher many many years ago who was fucking hard core (semi infamous in those circles). He had done serious time in prison and some of it on a chain gang in Texas in the early sixties. He said Cool Hand Luke was right on the money. He also once showed me a scar on his leg he got in a shoot out with da poleese. Edited September 28, 2008 by dmuja Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Couloir Posted September 29, 2008 Share Posted September 29, 2008 Thanks for the clips, Feck. I met him once at Portland Int'l Raceway. Those blue eyes of his were simply mesmerizing. Not just an owner, but a hell of a driver as well. He'll be missed for sure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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