olyclimber Posted September 4, 2008 Share Posted September 4, 2008 "i don't need any peanut butter, let me have at it" --pink broken fucking record well at least you stopped denying the truth Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pink Posted September 4, 2008 Share Posted September 4, 2008 she's really getting under your skin, that's what chicks do... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pink Posted September 4, 2008 Share Posted September 4, 2008 "i don't need any peanut butter, let me have at it" --pink broken fucking record well at least you stopped denying the truth got milf Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prole Posted September 4, 2008 Author Share Posted September 4, 2008 McCain doesn't look like he's going to make it through the next 5 minutes much less a presidential term. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billcoe Posted September 4, 2008 Share Posted September 4, 2008 And my fellow Americans, as a testament to the effectiveness of abstinence only sex education, I'd like to welcome my pregnant 17-year old daughter and the hockey asshole who's been barebacking her. OMFG!!!!!! Thats frikkan FUNNY! Bring some pictures! Maybe a TR. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prole Posted September 4, 2008 Author Share Posted September 4, 2008 "There's an old joke in Alaska: What's the difference between a hockey-mom and a pitbull? Lipstick!" Ugh. That just hit the brown-note for me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
denalidave Posted September 4, 2008 Share Posted September 4, 2008 "There's an old joke in Alaska: What's the difference between a hockey-mom and a pitbull? Lipstick!" Ugh. That just hit the brown-note for me. Or, you don't lose your girlfriend in Alaska, just your turn... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pink Posted September 4, 2008 Share Posted September 4, 2008 "There's an old joke in Alaska: What's the difference between a hockey-mom and a pitbull? Lipstick!" Ugh. That just hit the brown-note for me. Or, you don't lose your girlfriend in Alaska, just your turn... that's old but dave, but i still laugh hard as hell when i hear it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaskadskyjKozak Posted September 4, 2008 Share Posted September 4, 2008 "Obama has had time to write two memoirs but not a single piece of legislation" Obama is nothing but an empty suit and he's about to get his nuts torn off by a pitbull with lipstick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
No. 13 Baby Posted September 4, 2008 Share Posted September 4, 2008 Been drinking hard again tonight, eh big guy? Can't say that I blame ya. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaskadskyjKozak Posted September 4, 2008 Share Posted September 4, 2008 (edited) "Obama has had time to write two memoirs but not a single piece of legislation" Obama is nothing but an empty suit and he's about to get his nuts torn off by a pitbull with lipstick. and this will make Jesse Jackson happy, but very jealous that the pleasure was deprived of him Edited September 4, 2008 by KaskadskyjKozak Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
akhalteke Posted September 4, 2008 Share Posted September 4, 2008 “In small towns, we don't quite know what to make of a candidate who lavishes praise on working people when they are listening, and then talks about how bitterly they cling to their religion and guns when those people aren't listening,” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
akhalteke Posted September 4, 2008 Share Posted September 4, 2008 I was asked both by CNN and the Lehrer News Hour, ‘Can Gov. Palin be vice president and a mom at the same time?’ Was John Kennedy ever asked that question about being president and a dad?” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
akhalteke Posted September 4, 2008 Share Posted September 4, 2008 “But here’s a little news flash for all those reporters and commentators: I’m not going to Washington to seek their good opinion,” she said. “I’m going to Washington to serve the people of this country.” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
akhalteke Posted September 4, 2008 Share Posted September 4, 2008 “Since our opponents in this presidential election seem to look down on that experience, let me explain to them what the job involves,” Palin said. “I guess a small-town mayor is sort of like a ‘community organizer,’ except that you have actual responsibilities.” Ouch! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
akhalteke Posted September 4, 2008 Share Posted September 4, 2008 “As the mother of one of those troops, that is exactly the kind of man I want as commander-in-chief,” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dt_3pin Posted September 4, 2008 Share Posted September 4, 2008 “As the mother of one of those troops, that is exactly the kind of man I want as commander-in-chief,” Violating OPSEC by announcing deployment dates? Why does she want to put the troops, indeed her own son, at risk like that? Just to score political points? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
No. 13 Baby Posted September 4, 2008 Share Posted September 4, 2008 Maybe her son was just jealous because she was exploiting Bristol to score all the political points. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mal_Con Posted September 4, 2008 Share Posted September 4, 2008 "Pork my daughter and meet the next president on national TV" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
akhalteke Posted September 4, 2008 Share Posted September 4, 2008 “As the mother of one of those troops, that is exactly the kind of man I want as commander-in-chief,” Violating OPSEC by announcing deployment dates? Why does she want to put the troops, indeed her own son, at risk like that? Just to score political points? Right. He sure is deep in SPEC-OPS. Hell, we knew when Prince Harry was in Iraq. Media even leaked where. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dt_3pin Posted September 4, 2008 Share Posted September 4, 2008 “As the mother of one of those troops, that is exactly the kind of man I want as commander-in-chief,” Violating OPSEC by announcing deployment dates? Why does she want to put the troops, indeed her own son, at risk like that? Just to score political points? Right. He sure is deep in SPEC-OPS. Hell, we knew when Prince Harry was in Iraq. Media even leaked where. Media leaking and mom announcing are two very different things, for what it's worth. I'm just surprised that she'd do that, given her front line military experience fending off the Red Army. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
denalidave Posted September 4, 2008 Share Posted September 4, 2008 "There's an old joke in Alaska: What's the difference between a hockey-mom and a pitbull? Lipstick!" Ugh. That just hit the brown-note for me. Or, you don't lose your girlfriend in Alaska, just your turn... that's old but dave, but i still laugh hard as hell when i hear it. In that case, I hope the ribs are healing up by now... It only hurts when you laugh, right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prole Posted September 4, 2008 Author Share Posted September 4, 2008 Maybe her son was just jealous because she was exploiting Bristol to score all the political points. Hey, lay off the kid. According to his mom, he's on a mission from the Lord! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gary_Yngve Posted September 4, 2008 Share Posted September 4, 2008 11. Are you offended by the phrase “Under God” in the Pledge of Allegiance? Why or why not? Sarah Palin: Not on your life. If it was good enough for the founding fathers, its good enough for me and I’ll fight in defense of our Pledge of Allegiance. What an idiot. "Under God" was added in 1954. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
No. 13 Baby Posted September 4, 2008 Share Posted September 4, 2008 Fresh mccain: Alaska is right next to Russia. She understands that. Looks like they're sticking with this one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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