jjd Posted July 14, 2008 Posted July 14, 2008 I haven't pooped yet today, but I'm expecting a pretty sound, structured poo later today. I'm thinking about lentils with dinner tonight, so that should make for a good-sized poo tomorrow. Any thoughts on poo out there? I think the nastiest poo I make is after a night of beer and pizza. Quote
KaskadskyjKozak Posted July 14, 2008 Posted July 14, 2008 I haven't pooped yet today, but I'm expecting a pretty sound, structured poo later today. I'm thinking about lentils with dinner tonight, so that should make for a good-sized poo tomorrow. Any thoughts on poo out there? I think the nastiest poo I make is after a night of beer and pizza. By far the nastiest poo occurs after a long approach and a diet consisting of cliff bars and a Mountain House Chili Mac dinner. Quote
jjd Posted July 14, 2008 Author Posted July 14, 2008 Yeah, the Chili Mac definitely does it. I went backpacking a few weeks ago without pooping the last 2 days. I had two days worth of dried apricots, cliff bars, trail mix, chili mac, a chicken dinner i can't really remember, oatmeal and beef jerky flushed out when i got to the pooper...not a pretty sight Quote
fenderfour Posted July 14, 2008 Posted July 14, 2008 Man, did I crap a lot yesterday. A big dinner on Friday, a long day climbing on Saturday, a big dinner on Saturday night, and a big breakfast on Sunday made for a lot of shitting. Quote
KaskadskyjKozak Posted July 14, 2008 Posted July 14, 2008 Man, did I crap a lot yesterday. A big dinner on Friday, a long day climbing on Saturday, a big dinner on Saturday night, and a big breakfast on Sunday made for a lot of shitting. I hauled at least 2 pounds of corn-fed, twelve-inch toilet trout off of Shuksan yesterday. My pack will stink for at least a week. Quote
Off_White Posted July 15, 2008 Posted July 15, 2008 Normally it would be catch-and-release, but I assume a trophy like that is a keeper. Quote
Couloir Posted July 15, 2008 Posted July 15, 2008 The fact that this thread has 5-stars already speaks volumes. Quote
KaskadskyjKozak Posted July 15, 2008 Posted July 15, 2008 I carried a type 3 down from Shuksan. A beaut! This morning it was type 4. Quote
jjd Posted July 15, 2008 Author Posted July 15, 2008 I tend to poop in the evening. Last night it was closer to a type 4, with a little bit of type 1 mixed in to keep things interesting. The finish was actually close to a type 7, which was really weird. That chart is awesome, by the way. Quote
KaskadskyjKozak Posted July 15, 2008 Posted July 15, 2008 I tend to poop in the evening. Last night it was closer to a type 4, with a little bit of type 1 mixed in to keep things interesting. The finish was actually close to a type 7, which was really weird. That chart is awesome, by the way. I was quite happy blue-bagging a type 3. Mountain House usually yields a type 7, which is impossible to bag completely. Agreed on the chart. Quote
E-rock Posted July 15, 2008 Posted July 15, 2008 I tend to poop in the evening. Last night it was closer to a type 4, with a little bit of type 1 mixed in to keep things interesting. The finish was actually close to a type 7, which was really weird. That chart is awesome, by the way. I would have expected type 1 to merely be a theoretical end-member. I've had all manner of constipation, however it has never reached full Type 1 rabbitdom. That's a speciment worth remembering. Quote
E-rock Posted July 15, 2008 Posted July 15, 2008 BTW, I was between types 2 and 3 today. With corn. The pork chops I had for dinner held it together quite well. My wife says she has never met anyone who talks about poo as much as I do. Now we ask each other how our poo was today before we ask how work was. I found my soul-mate fellas. Quote
hafilax Posted July 15, 2008 Posted July 15, 2008 Type 1 feels like pushing out a porcupine backwards with out the reward of a giant splash. Quote
G-spotter Posted July 15, 2008 Posted July 15, 2008 The nice thing about the type 1 to 2 is, especially when you are dehydrated, they come out so clean you might not even need to wipe. Quote
RuMR Posted July 15, 2008 Posted July 15, 2008 leave it to a thread about shit to get erock running to the forefront... Quote
jjd Posted July 15, 2008 Author Posted July 15, 2008 The nice thing about the type 1 to 2 is, especially when you are dehydrated, they come out so clean you might not even need to wipe That's true, but I have to say that the discomfort associated with the type 1 outweighs the cleanliness factor, IMO. Quote
lizard_brain Posted July 15, 2008 Posted July 15, 2008 The nice thing about the type 1 to 2 is, especially when you are dehydrated, they come out so clean you might not even need to wipe That's true, but I have to say that the discomfort associated with the type 1 outweighs the cleanliness factor, IMO. It's a lot harder to pick the condoms full of coke out of the type 1, too. Quote
E-rock Posted July 15, 2008 Posted July 15, 2008 leave it to a thread about shit to get erock running to the forefront... Well it's that and the fact you decided to single-handedly attempt to clean up spray by diluting it with talk about boring old climbing. I had to start talking about my favorite spray topic of all time as an antidote. Try it once, you'll like it, you'll want to do it more. We all poo RuMR. Don't be embarrassed. Quote
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