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I haven't pooped yet today, but I'm expecting a pretty sound, structured poo later today. I'm thinking about lentils with dinner tonight, so that should make for a good-sized poo tomorrow. Any thoughts on poo out there? I think the nastiest poo I make is after a night of beer and pizza. :wazup:

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I haven't pooped yet today, but I'm expecting a pretty sound, structured poo later today. I'm thinking about lentils with dinner tonight, so that should make for a good-sized poo tomorrow. Any thoughts on poo out there? I think the nastiest poo I make is after a night of beer and pizza. :wazup:

 

By far the nastiest poo occurs after a long approach and a diet consisting of cliff bars and a Mountain House Chili Mac dinner.

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Yeah, the Chili Mac definitely does it. I went backpacking a few weeks ago without pooping the last 2 days. I had two days worth of dried apricots, cliff bars, trail mix, chili mac, a chicken dinner i can't really remember, oatmeal and beef jerky flushed out when i got to the pooper...not a pretty sight

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Man, did I crap a lot yesterday. A big dinner on Friday, a long day climbing on Saturday, a big dinner on Saturday night, and a big breakfast on Sunday made for a lot of shitting.

 

I hauled at least 2 pounds of corn-fed, twelve-inch toilet trout off of Shuksan yesterday. My pack will stink for at least a week.

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I tend to poop in the evening. Last night it was closer to a type 4, with a little bit of type 1 mixed in to keep things interesting. The finish was actually close to a type 7, which was really weird.

 

That chart is awesome, by the way.

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I tend to poop in the evening. Last night it was closer to a type 4, with a little bit of type 1 mixed in to keep things interesting. The finish was actually close to a type 7, which was really weird.

 

That chart is awesome, by the way.

 

I was quite happy blue-bagging a type 3. Mountain House usually yields a type 7, which is impossible to bag completely.

 

Agreed on the chart. :tup:

 

 

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I tend to poop in the evening. Last night it was closer to a type 4, with a little bit of type 1 mixed in to keep things interesting. The finish was actually close to a type 7, which was really weird.

 

That chart is awesome, by the way.

 

I would have expected type 1 to merely be a theoretical end-member. I've had all manner of constipation, however it has never reached full Type 1 rabbitdom. That's a speciment worth remembering.

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BTW, I was between types 2 and 3 today. With corn. The pork chops I had for dinner held it together quite well. My wife says she has never met anyone who talks about poo as much as I do. Now we ask each other how our poo was today before we ask how work was. I found my soul-mate fellas.

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The nice thing about the type 1 to 2 is, especially when you are dehydrated, they come out so clean you might not even need to wipe

 

That's true, but I have to say that the discomfort associated with the type 1 outweighs the cleanliness factor, IMO.

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The nice thing about the type 1 to 2 is, especially when you are dehydrated, they come out so clean you might not even need to wipe

 

That's true, but I have to say that the discomfort associated with the type 1 outweighs the cleanliness factor, IMO.

 

It's a lot harder to pick the condoms full of coke out of the type 1, too.

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leave it to a thread about shit to get erock running to the forefront... :rolleyes:

 

Well it's that and the fact you decided to single-handedly attempt to clean up spray by diluting it with talk about boring old climbing. I had to start talking about my favorite spray topic of all time as an antidote. Try it once, you'll like it, you'll want to do it more. We all poo RuMR. Don't be embarrassed.

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