Finally

[AlpineK]

Uncle Sam has given me the power to stimulate the economy. I feel so privileged.

 

I'm going to buy on of those IED things for the 4th.

[akhalteke]

Classy.

[AlpineK]

Blowing shit up generates more work.

[akhalteke]

It sometimes generates dead bodies too; like the co-worker we had a memorial for today who died in an IED explosion. You might lose that smug tone of voice you cary if you were confronted by his wife and daughter about your statement.

 

Freedom of speech or whatever... its your right. Might want to think about it though.

[AlpineK]

Who said anything about blowing people up. I agree there's nothing nice about that. I want to blow shit up that isn't living.

 

Blowing people up will not stimulate the economy.

[pink]

i think akhalteke has an itchy trigger finger

[Dechristo]

I had girlfriend with one of those IEDs.

 

If I'd known the thing could detonate, I wouldn't have banged on it so hard.

[canyondweller]

I had girlfriend with one of those IEDs.

 

If I'd known the thing could detonate, I wouldn't have banged on it so hard.

 

They all have those, bud. They are called ovaries.

[tvashtarkatena]

I had girlfriend with one of those IEDs.

 

If I'd known the thing could detonate, I wouldn't have banged on it so hard.

 

They all have those, bud. They are called ovaries.

 

Classy. I have a friend who just died of ovarian cancer. Try explaining your joke to her two surviving pugs.

[jjd]

you people are too fucking sensitive - you're supposed to blow shit up for independence day, just ask john adams

[jjd]

and the ied/iud joke was pretty damn clever

[billcoe]

I had girlfriend with one of those IEDs.

 

If I'd known the thing could detonate, I wouldn't have banged on it so hard.

 

They don't always work either. Same with a diaphram, which needs to be resized by a Dr on occasion. I've been caught out twice without raincoats and had to pay.

[AlpineK]

Not only is blowing shit up your right as an American it is also your responsibility!

[KaskadskyjKozak]

Not only is blowing shit up your right as an American it is also your responsibility!

 

if you don't like BBQ, alcohol, and explosions on the 4th of July, you are not an American

[pink]

If I leave here tomorrow

Would you still remember me?

For I must be travelling on, now,

cause theres too many places Ive got to see.

But, if I stayed here with you, girl,

Things just couldnt be the same.

cause Im as free as a bird now,

And this bird you can not change.

Lord knows, I cant change.

 

Bye, bye, its been a sweet love.

Though this feeling I cant change.

But please dont take it badly,

cause lord knows Im to blame.

But, if I stayed here with you girl,

Things just couldnt be the same.

Cause Im as free as a bird now,

And this bird youll never change.

And this bird you can not change.

Lord knows, I cant change.

Lord help me, I cant change

[pink]

that's tvash's favorite song

[minx]

pink, just b/c we might remember you doesn't mean we wouldn't be glad that you're gone

[pink]