Raindawg Posted June 13, 2008 Posted June 13, 2008 LAST MINUTE ANNOUNCEMENT: ANNUAL LEAVENWORTH ROCKFEST ALTERNATIVE EVENT THIS WEEKEND!!! Sorry for the last minute posting but someone stole our special mattress (as described below) about two months ago. Fortunately, the police just located it last night where it was found soaking wet in an overgrown empty lot in Spanaway. Yeah! The show will go on! "DWAYNER 'N POPE'S GOODTIME BOULDERING RODEO!" It's that time of year again! "Rockfest" makes its annual appearance in Leavenworth. Pancakes, special guests, play with shoes, etc...the ultimate goal being to get you excited so you can BUY MORE CRAP!!! It's going to happen whether we like it or not so me and my buddy "pope" are once again putting on our own counter-event. As before, it's called "Dwayner and Pope's Goodtime Boulderin' Rodeo!” There are some new changes in the works for this year and even more fun than before. For example, you might have noticed that we added an exclamation point to the official name of our event. (Previously: Rodeo. Now: Rodeo!) For those of you who have attended in the past, you know the basic drill, but for others, newly disillusioned with the "climbing" status quo, this is how it works: me and pope found an old mattress near the railroad tracks by South Tacoma Way in Tacoma a few years ago. It's got some MAJOR pee-stains and a few cigarette burns and it leaks a strange, smelly substance but otherwise, it will hold a tumble off a boulder like few others. Here it is (the blue one!): On Saturday, look for the mattress strapped to the top of one of our vehicles or pull over to the side of the road when you see the two of us ferrying "the pad" to a new site. We will be setting it up below some of the choicest of bouldering routes in Icicle Canyon. To lessen impact, we are limiting the Rodeo! to Gurlz only. There will be a glass pickle jar nearby and we will be charging 50 cents a plop or you can get a punchcard: 3 plops for $5. Sit-starts are encouraged and ladies may bring their boyfriends for an extra-dollar providing the boyz shout classic calls of encouragement....for example, stuff like, "send it!" and "dyno for the mono-doight!" Silly you say? Sure beats this boring nonsense: Some of you might be thinking that the "Goodtime Boulderin' Rodeo!" doesn't have enough events. That is so untrue! Here's a comparison of what Rockfest has to offer vs. the alternative event: Rockfest: Rock shoe demo at Barney's Rubble Boulderin' Rodeo!: They's just wants you to buy new shoes! This is what we're gonna do: Meet/meat us across the street at Bruce's Boulder and we're going to try on each other's shoes. A can of disinfective will be provided. Rockfest: Free clinics! Boulderin' Rodeo!: No need to set up a clinic specifically for climbers in Icicle Canyon although perhaps no other group is more worthy. I hear there's a free clinic in Leavenworth or Wenatchee where you can have your curious rashes examined. Pope, however, will have a handy supply of Baby-Wipes for any sport-climber that should wander by. Rockfest: Bridgecreek group campsite. BBQ, Party Boulderin' Rodeo!:Weenie roast at 8-mile CG followed by a new drinking game we invented which is a combination of strip poker and Twister. A photo from last year: Rockfest:Outdoor slideshow by the lovely Miss Kate Rutherford. (Don't know her but I’m sure she’s very nice. Better treat her good or she'll end up defecting to our Rodeo, as have some previous "celebrity" speakers.) Boulderin' Rodeo!..much…too...nervous again...to...ask...BIG LOU!....uh.....maybe next year! Big Lou Never mind. Back by popular request, it’s Dirty Bunny and his naughty campground hijinks! Rockfest:Massive fundraising gear raffle for the "Washington Climbers Coalition". Boulderin' Rodeo!: W.C.C.? We don't need no stinkin' W.C.C.! Rockfest:Pancake breakfast Bouldering Rodeo!: Pancakes are overated. We're havin' sausage and sushi; both being provided by our old friend, Sushi Dog! (We only hope that the sausages come from a supermarket, and not from Sushi Dog's lawn.) Rockfest:Bouldering tour of the Leavenworth area Boulderin' Rodeo!: Instead of 150 folks crowding and tripping over themselves with their pads, we got "The Mattress" as described above. Pay and take your plops! Waitin' 4 u! NO DOUBT! See you at the RODEO! Quote
RuMR Posted June 13, 2008 Posted June 13, 2008 you are such a flickin' douchebag...why don't you come up with something new, dinosaur Quote
Raindawg Posted June 13, 2008 Author Posted June 13, 2008 you are such a flickin' douchebag...why don't you come up with something new, dinosaur What an articulate fellow you are! Did you read the announcement...we got some new stuff going...and why do you complain? You sure seemed to enjoy it last year...especially when Dirty Bunny gave you a wedgie and poured a can of Malt Liquor down the back of your pants! Now back to the Burgess Shale with you! Quote
olyclimber Posted June 13, 2008 Posted June 13, 2008 tired, predictable negativity. congrats...it was funny the first time though! Quote
Raindawg Posted June 13, 2008 Author Posted June 13, 2008 tired, predictable negativity. Who's being negative here??? Should we all march in line like happy consumers? Do we have room for dissent here? That being said, I hope you have a nice time at whichever event you choose to attend. See you in Leavenworth. Quote
E-rock Posted June 13, 2008 Posted June 13, 2008 Dude, thanks for posting kiddie porn on a BBS. Pervert. Quote
Raindawg Posted June 13, 2008 Author Posted June 13, 2008 Dude, thanks for posting kiddie porn on a BBS. Pervert. Hey,dude...if you're referring to the picture of the scantily-clad ADULT women having a good time playing Twister, I've removed it and replaced it with something perhaps more to your liking. Quote
fenderfour Posted June 13, 2008 Posted June 13, 2008 This was pretty funny the first time it was posted. It might have been funny again with some different pictures. Honestly, what did you expect from a Raindawg post in spray? Being tired and work out isn't a crime you know. Quote
Raindawg Posted June 14, 2008 Author Posted June 14, 2008 This was pretty funny the first time it was posted. It might have been funny again with some different pictures. Honestly, what did you expect from a Raindawg post in spray? Being tired and work out isn't a crime you know. Hey, Dude-4: Ya, I am a bit tired from working out. FYI, there are new pictures and even some revised commentary in our annual announcement. We'd like to make the "Bouldering Rodeo!" an annual tradition just like "Rockfest"...I would suspect if we stopped posting this crap every year, you'd probably miss it. RE: the new photos: check it out: the second picture of the mattress is completely NEW! as it the image of the wide-mouthed astonished Jimmy "Dyn-o-mite!" Walker. There was a sassy picture of some coeds enjoying a game Twister until the pious "E-rock" complained and it was replaced with some man-butts for your enjoyment. See you in 11-worth! (Look for the soiled mattress!) Quote
olyclimber Posted June 14, 2008 Posted June 14, 2008 glad to see the rockfest inspires you to get out. have fun! Quote
RuMR Posted June 14, 2008 Posted June 14, 2008 ...I would suspect if we stopped posting this crap every year, you'd probably miss it... ...prolly, not...let's test your hypothesis, doc...why don't you disappear and see if we'll miss a bitter, old, dinosaur? ta ta bitch Quote
pope Posted June 14, 2008 Posted June 14, 2008 So far, the group of folks responding to this thread are precisely the type who need to join our celebration. All 'dem sit starts have deposited a critical mass of sand in yo' panties! Hangin' off 'dem bolts on the latest "project" have sent your balls....where did they go? Better check in your wife's purse. Quote
pope Posted June 14, 2008 Posted June 14, 2008 That video is reflective of the kind of fun one might find at Rockfest. Come to the Good Time Bouldering Rodeo, however, and your experience might remind you of this: uQwu8enr6Ec Quote
olyclimber Posted June 14, 2008 Posted June 14, 2008 Here is the real scoop on the Rockfest Alternative HGfaQCY_bo4 Quote
Figger_Eight Posted June 17, 2008 Posted June 17, 2008 ^ So that was disturbing - geezus. Dwayner - anytime you want to show up, I'll reserve a camp spot and a cold beer just for you Quote
KaskadskyjKozak Posted June 17, 2008 Posted June 17, 2008 Tacomites: at least you have each other Mites live in Mexican food? WTF?? Quote
billcoe Posted June 18, 2008 Posted June 18, 2008 Well I liked the post and have to say that I'd love to attend, however, much like yourself I suspect, at my advanced age and weight, I am unable to do sit-starts... As far as the mattress goes, no problemo, hell, I think I've slept on that one. The last time we tried that sit start thing some young lass attempted to assist and her whole arm became slathered.....oh, nevermind. Quote
dmuja Posted June 18, 2008 Posted June 18, 2008 one nice thing 'bout "rock fest" is that it emptied out the gym. Me and my kid (dads day weekend ya know) had a total blast with the whole thing to ourselves! Quote
billcoe Posted June 18, 2008 Posted June 18, 2008 one nice thing 'bout "rock fest" is that it emptied out the gym. Me and my kid (dads day weekend ya know) had a total blast with the whole thing to ourselves! Are you saying...... (spoken in a Borat like voice where he shockingly learns from Alan Keys that the nice man he had met the previous night at the gay pride parade and who had then slipped a rubber fist up his ass while they were showering together "WAS A HOMOSEXUAL!") ARE YOU SAYING....SOME OF THESE CC PEOPLE ACTUALLY WENT OUTSIDE AND CLIMBED? Quote
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