sobo Posted March 9, 2008 Share Posted March 9, 2008 honeymoon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bug Posted March 9, 2008 Author Share Posted March 9, 2008 10 days in early September. Machu Pichu is under close scrutiny. We are not a formal pair ( she owns 1 dress that I know of). She does not climb. Â While I am hoping to get some good ideas, spray is welcome too. Â I would recommend spending most of your honeymoon in the vagina. And I thought the spray was getting dry here. Good work! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh Conway Posted March 10, 2008 Share Posted March 10, 2008 I did 2/3 of the C. Huayhuash circuit in Peru in 10 days (thats home to home from LA - including 1 day of boozing in Lima). Amazing mountain views, some Inca roads, rural Peruanos who still worship skulls, and other interesting sites. Â Not sure if it's honeymoon material, but it was an interesting backpacking trip Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
denalidave Posted March 10, 2008 Share Posted March 10, 2008 Sidenote: If you decide on the coast somewhere, be sure to take your wedding bands off before you go swimming. While snorkeling off the Kona coast on the first day of my 2 week honeymoon, I lost my custom wedding ring (a gold band with Denali and the Alaska Range in platinum, the only jewelry I wear). I didn't even notice it was missing till later that night at the fancy shcmancy dinner. Fortunately, my wife found it out in the ocean the next day! That made our next week hiking the Nepali Coast Trail much more enjoyable for sure. Â Congrats, have a great trip! But remember... Marriage is a contract, you better read it before you sign it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sobo Posted March 10, 2008 Share Posted March 10, 2008 ...I lost my custom wedding ring... ...my wife found it out in the ocean the next day! Simply phenomenal. What are the odds? Â Marriage is a contract, you better read it before you sign it! Â Marriage is not a contract. It is an insurance policy... for the woman! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bug Posted March 10, 2008 Author Share Posted March 10, 2008 Marriage is a life long project. If it were easier, it wouldn't take so long. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minx Posted March 10, 2008 Share Posted March 10, 2008 i'm not very good at projects. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
111 Posted March 10, 2008 Share Posted March 10, 2008 quote=denalidave]...I lost my custom wedding ring... ...my wife found it out in the ocean the next day! Â Â Wow, I had a ring fall off while playing in the first 3 feet of surf and after an hour of searching in the small waves, it washed up next to me as I was sitting on the edge of the waves. I figured that had to be a one in a million... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
111 Posted March 10, 2008 Share Posted March 10, 2008 Kauai is horrid, nothing to see there. Dont bother, too many tourists, the reef is dead and it is cold year round. Â To each his own. I'm going there tomorrow for a week, and have gone for many years. We love it. Â I was trying to be a little sarcastic. Kauai is incredible, very untouristy, and definitely not cold! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bug Posted March 10, 2008 Author Share Posted March 10, 2008 Not to worry. I'm from Montana. I don't take advice from sheep in galoshes anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rbw1966 Posted March 10, 2008 Share Posted March 10, 2008 I don't take advice from sheep in galoshes anyway. Â You just take their virginity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archenemy Posted March 10, 2008 Share Posted March 10, 2008 Don't get married. Best advice I can give you. But what will I do with all that extra money? Â hookers and blow? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archenemy Posted March 10, 2008 Share Posted March 10, 2008 ...I lost my custom wedding ring... ...my wife found it out in the ocean the next day! Simply phenomenal. What are the odds? Â Marriage is a contract, you better read it before you sign it! Â Marriage is not a contract. It is an insurance policy... for the woman! Yeah, insurance against being too happy. Or free. Or getting laid very often. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sobo Posted March 10, 2008 Share Posted March 10, 2008 ...I lost my custom wedding ring... ...my wife found it out in the ocean the next day! Simply phenomenal. What are the odds? Â Marriage is a contract, you better read it before you sign it! Â Marriage is not a contract. It is an insurance policy... for the woman! Yeah, insurance against being too happy. Or free. Or getting laid very often. Well, now that you put it that way, it's an insurance policy for men as well. Or maybe an enforceable contract with no financially acceptable escape clause, really. So arch, sounds like similar issues. Wanna get together for a GF? 8D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minx Posted March 10, 2008 Share Posted March 10, 2008 schedule the honeymoon before the wedding. 10 days alone w/someone should be a pretty test to see if you REALLY want to get married Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
denalidave Posted March 10, 2008 Share Posted March 10, 2008 ...I lost my custom wedding ring... ...my wife found it out in the ocean the next day! Simply phenomenal. What are the odds? Â Marriage is a contract, you better read it before you sign it! Â Marriage is not a contract. It is an insurance policy... for the woman! Yeah, insurance against being too happy. Or free. Or getting laid very often. Well, now that you put it that way, it's an insurance policy for men as well. Well, maybe a contract in that case, really. So arch, sounds like similar issues. Wanna get together for a GF? 8D All the same, an insurance policy IS a contract too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sobo Posted March 10, 2008 Share Posted March 10, 2008 Marriage is a life long project. yah, I feel like I've been married all my life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archenemy Posted March 10, 2008 Share Posted March 10, 2008 You are lucky I like hairy men. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sobo Posted March 10, 2008 Share Posted March 10, 2008 it grows upon me like a fungus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dechristo Posted March 10, 2008 Share Posted March 10, 2008 Honeymoons are a waste Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archenemy Posted March 10, 2008 Share Posted March 10, 2008 Honeymoons are a waste Are you kidding? They are the only good part of the marriage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaskadskyjKozak Posted March 10, 2008 Share Posted March 10, 2008 Honeymoons are a waste Are you kidding? They are the only good part of the marriage. Â Really? You've been married then? Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archenemy Posted March 10, 2008 Share Posted March 10, 2008 Does anyone get this bitter without having been? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sobo Posted March 10, 2008 Share Posted March 10, 2008 Amen, sista. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
foraker Posted March 10, 2008 Share Posted March 10, 2008 Honeymoons are a waste  Nope, $30000 weddings are a waste (we eloped). Travel with your sweetie never is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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