olyclimber Posted October 17, 2007 Posted October 17, 2007 http://www.newsweek.com/id/53461/page/1 Quote
KaskadskyjKozak Posted October 17, 2007 Author Posted October 17, 2007 "Nancy, you are getting very sleepy, you are in a deep state of relaxation..." Quote
Fairweather Posted October 17, 2007 Posted October 17, 2007 Senator Byrd: "Nice robe! But where's the hood?" Quote
marylou Posted October 17, 2007 Posted October 17, 2007 "This ought to piss off the Chinese government." Quote
lI1|1! Posted October 17, 2007 Posted October 17, 2007 no mister llama, we don't wanna buy your hare krishna records! Quote
underworld Posted October 17, 2007 Posted October 17, 2007 "here's your ticket to the GUNSHOW!!!" Quote
jmace Posted October 17, 2007 Posted October 17, 2007 He knew if the gooks ever saw the watch it'd be confiscated, taken away. The way your Dad looked at it, that watch was your birthright. He'd be damned if any slopes were gonna put their greasy yella hands on his boy's birthright. So he hid it in the one place he knew he could hide something. His ass. Five long years, he wore this watch up his ass. Then he died of dysentery, he gave me the watch. I hid this uncomfortable hunk of metal up my ass two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. And now, little man, I give the watch to you. Quote
jmace Posted October 18, 2007 Posted October 18, 2007 He knew if the gooks ever saw the watch it'd be confiscated, taken away. The way your Dad looked at it, that watch was your birthright. He'd be damned if any slopes were gonna put their greasy yella hands on his boy's birthright. So he hid it in the one place he knew he could hide something. His ass. Five long years, he wore this watch up his ass. Then he died of dysentery, he gave me the watch. I hid this uncomfortable hunk of metal up my ass two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. And now, little man, I give the watch to you. Quote
noliquidity Posted October 18, 2007 Posted October 18, 2007 If you want this biscuit, your gonna have to come up and get it motherfucka! Quote
ClimbingPanther Posted October 18, 2007 Posted October 18, 2007 "When I hold the medal like this, the cameras can't see me flipping off that commie punk Pelosi!" Quote
Ducknut Posted October 18, 2007 Posted October 18, 2007 Tweedle Dumb and Tweedle Dee admire the golden ducat while the California gold-digger wonders what she can buy with it. Quote
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