tvashtarkatena Posted September 20, 2007 Posted September 20, 2007 "Wiley taught himself to drive after losing both arms and a leg in an electrical accident when he was 13. He has already spent more than three years in prison for habitually driving without a license, kicking a state trooper and other charges." !!!!????? it's a one-legged scissors kick Wouldn't the recoil cause the kicker to head butt himself? Quote
archenemy Posted September 20, 2007 Author Posted September 20, 2007 What do you call a woman with no arms and only one leg? Quote
olyclimber Posted September 20, 2007 Posted September 20, 2007 there was this girl with no arms and no legs sitting in a wheelchair on a pier. A good-looking man happened to pass and noticed she was crying. He asked what was wrong and she replied, "Well, I've never been hugged before." "Oh, is that all?" he asked and he leaned over and gave her a hug. The girl cracked a smile but immediatley began crying again. "Now what's wrong?" he asked. "Well, I've never been kissed before." "Oh that's sad." and with that he leaned over and gave her a kiss. Again she smiled, but then started crying some more! "Well what's wrong now?" he inquired. "It's just that I've never been f*cked before" she said. "Is that all?" and with that he picked her up out of her wheelchair and threw her off the pier into the water and said, "There, Now you're f*cked!" Quote
olyclimber Posted September 20, 2007 Posted September 20, 2007 i apologize for the above. i was on drugs when i posted it. Quote
archenemy Posted September 20, 2007 Author Posted September 20, 2007 What do you call a woman with only one leg (she's got her arms) Quote
G-spotter Posted September 20, 2007 Posted September 20, 2007 Wasn't Eileen Dover, Ben Dover's brother? Quote
lI1|1! Posted September 20, 2007 Posted September 20, 2007 mommy mommy can johnny come out and play baseball? but timmy, johnny has no arms or legs. you know that. yeah i know, we wanna use him as first base. Quote
Bug Posted September 20, 2007 Posted September 20, 2007 Skip, Bob, Florence, Japanese woman with one leg.... get a f...n job. Quote
archenemy Posted September 21, 2007 Author Posted September 21, 2007 What? Getting a job changes your sense of humor? Loosen up a bit here Bud. Quote
G-spotter Posted September 21, 2007 Posted September 21, 2007 What do you call a man with no arms and no legs and 50 rabbits up his bum? Quote
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