tvashtarkatena Posted September 20, 2007 Share Posted September 20, 2007 "Wiley taught himself to drive after losing both arms and a leg in an electrical accident when he was 13. He has already spent more than three years in prison for habitually driving without a license, kicking a state trooper and other charges." !!!!????? it's a one-legged scissors kick Wouldn't the recoil cause the kicker to head butt himself? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archenemy Posted September 20, 2007 Author Share Posted September 20, 2007 What do you call a woman with no arms and only one leg? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Macson Posted September 20, 2007 Share Posted September 20, 2007 Peg? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted September 20, 2007 Share Posted September 20, 2007 there was this girl with no arms and no legs sitting in a wheelchair on a pier. A good-looking man happened to pass and noticed she was crying. He asked what was wrong and she replied, "Well, I've never been hugged before." "Oh, is that all?" he asked and he leaned over and gave her a hug. The girl cracked a smile but immediatley began crying again. "Now what's wrong?" he asked. "Well, I've never been kissed before." "Oh that's sad." and with that he leaned over and gave her a kiss. Again she smiled, but then started crying some more! "Well what's wrong now?" he inquired. "It's just that I've never been f*cked before" she said. "Is that all?" and with that he picked her up out of her wheelchair and threw her off the pier into the water and said, "There, Now you're f*cked!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted September 20, 2007 Share Posted September 20, 2007 i apologize for the above. i was on drugs when i posted it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archenemy Posted September 20, 2007 Author Share Posted September 20, 2007 What do you call a woman with only one leg (she's got her arms) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
selkirk Posted September 20, 2007 Share Posted September 20, 2007 Eileen my god you must be bored! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archenemy Posted September 20, 2007 Author Share Posted September 20, 2007 WFH day... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-spotter Posted September 20, 2007 Share Posted September 20, 2007 Wasn't Eileen Dover, Ben Dover's brother? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lI1|1! Posted September 20, 2007 Share Posted September 20, 2007 mommy mommy can johnny come out and play baseball? but timmy, johnny has no arms or legs. you know that. yeah i know, we wanna use him as first base. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bug Posted September 20, 2007 Share Posted September 20, 2007 Skip, Bob, Florence, Japanese woman with one leg.... get a f...n job. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archenemy Posted September 21, 2007 Author Share Posted September 21, 2007 What? Getting a job changes your sense of humor? Loosen up a bit here Bud. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-spotter Posted September 21, 2007 Share Posted September 21, 2007 What do you call a man with no arms and no legs and 50 rabbits up his bum? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClimbingPanther Posted September 21, 2007 Share Posted September 21, 2007 Dru? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archenemy Posted September 21, 2007 Author Share Posted September 21, 2007 tee hee Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dechristo Posted September 21, 2007 Share Posted September 21, 2007 Warren Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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