jmace Posted June 20, 2007 Share Posted June 20, 2007 Time to Take a Break from the Studying Guy #1: I'd totally hit that. Guy #2: Dude, I'd hit that so hard whoever could pull me out would become the King of England. --College Walk, Columbia University Overheard by: King Arthur More overheards below some are just too funny Over Heard In New York Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jordop Posted June 20, 2007 Share Posted June 20, 2007 (edited) . Edited June 4, 2021 by jordop Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted June 20, 2007 Share Posted June 20, 2007 the one with re: the Zagat rating is priceless Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archenemy Posted June 20, 2007 Share Posted June 20, 2007 Slutty girl: My high school history teacher ate my pussy. Then the science teacher. He ate my pussy. Then in college my freshman philosophy professor and my junior year economics professor, they ate my pussy. Practical girl: You need to put out a Zagat guide to your twat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lI1|1! Posted June 20, 2007 Share Posted June 20, 2007 me: which way to like 90th and columbia. cop: you can't get there from here. get back on the subway. me: but it's only a few blocks, i can walk. cop: this is harlem, you're white. i've got a gun and i wouldn't make it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weekend_Climberz Posted June 20, 2007 Share Posted June 20, 2007 I'm glad I have my IPod on while riding the bus. I can only imagine the stupid shit people say about me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dinomyte Posted June 20, 2007 Share Posted June 20, 2007 You might as well be farting....farting....with a Walkman on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weekend_Climberz Posted June 20, 2007 Share Posted June 20, 2007 You might as well be farting....farting....with a Walkman on. You must ride the same bus as me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivan Posted June 20, 2007 Share Posted June 20, 2007 Mother with little girl: Excuse me. My daughter wants to know if you're a pirate. Woman wearing bandana: No. I'm just a lesbian. --Crema Restaurante, 17th & 6th Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivan Posted June 20, 2007 Share Posted June 20, 2007 Young woman #1: Guys never want to eat me out. Middle-aged dad with kids: Hey, we're trying to eat over here. Young woman #1: See, even hearing about it freaks them out. Young man at next table: Maybe I can take a look for you and give you my assessment. Middle-aged dad with kids: For God's sake, this is a family restaurant! Young woman #2: You have a very controversial vagina. --Mickey D's, Times Square Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivan Posted June 20, 2007 Share Posted June 20, 2007 for muffy: Hot southern girl #1: So, before I came up here my mom is like, "Be very careful around those northern boys, they think all southern girls just love to cook and fuck." Hot southern girl #2: Oh my gosh, are you serious? They think that? That's so messed up! Hot southern girl #1: I know! Hot southern girl #2: But I really do love to cook... And fuck. Hot southern girl #1: I know... Me too. --Union Square Cafe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weekend_Climberz Posted June 20, 2007 Share Posted June 20, 2007 My southern girl only has 50% of those attributes. I'll let your mind run wild as to which one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivan Posted June 20, 2007 Share Posted June 20, 2007 My southern girl only has 50% of those attributes. I'll let your mind run wild as to which one sucking down the morning dew down by the river bank vs good grits - a truly difficult decision to make! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archenemy Posted June 20, 2007 Share Posted June 20, 2007 My southern girl only has 50% of those attributes. I'll let your mind run wild as to which one Well, I've tried her baked beans and I can vouch that they are orgasmic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fenderfour Posted June 20, 2007 Share Posted June 20, 2007 My southern girl only has 50% of those attributes. I'll let your mind run wild as to which one I saw her cooking at the picnic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catbirdseat Posted June 20, 2007 Share Posted June 20, 2007 Doh! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jordop Posted June 20, 2007 Share Posted June 20, 2007 Time to Take a Break from the Studying Guy #1: I'd totally hit that. Guy #2: Dude, I'd hit that so hard whoever could pull me out would become the King of England. --College Walk, Columbia University Overheard by: King Arthur More overheards below some are just too funny Over Heard In New York Maybe that was this guy: Prince Charles, according to one lover, “likes to be called Arthur when he climaxes.” http://www.newyorker.com/arts/critics/books/2007/06/25/070625crbo_books_lanchester Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
E-rock Posted June 20, 2007 Share Posted June 20, 2007 Kid #1: Paper beats rock. BAM! Your rock is blowed up! Kid #2: "Bam" doesn't blow up, "bam" makes it spicy. Now I got a SPICY ROCK! You can't defeat that! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-spotter Posted June 20, 2007 Share Posted June 20, 2007 Thug: Damn! You can't go nowhere now without seeing faggots. I saw two brothers holding hands on the train the other day. It's like they were coming out of the closet on the train! Thugette: There ain't no closet on the train. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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