Dave_Schuldt Posted June 15, 2007 Posted June 15, 2007 http://fremontartscouncil.org/events_solstice.html Quote
olyclimber Posted June 15, 2007 Posted June 15, 2007 I heard the MN police department was in town last week training Seattle PD on taser usage. Quote
Dechristo Posted June 15, 2007 Posted June 15, 2007 I'd need to put my member on tension belay. Â Wouldn't want it floppin' all over the place gettin' caught in the chain, spokes, gettin' run over or somethin' Quote
rob Posted June 15, 2007 Posted June 15, 2007 I'd need to put my member on tension belay. Wouldn't want it floppin' all over the place gettin' caught in the chain, spokes, gettin' run over or somethin'  just tuck it into your sock Quote
Cobra_Commander Posted June 15, 2007 Posted June 15, 2007 I find the bike pump frame brackets work well Quote
RogerJ Posted June 15, 2007 Posted June 15, 2007 Note to self: Do not buy used bike saddle from Dave Schuldt. Â -r Quote
Cobra_Commander Posted June 15, 2007 Posted June 15, 2007 right like you didn't participate in WNBR PDX last week Quote
RogerJ Posted June 15, 2007 Posted June 15, 2007 Maybe this fellow can comment on the Fremont event too...  WNBR Commentary  -r Quote
olyclimber Posted June 15, 2007 Posted June 15, 2007 we need to get that guy spraying on cc.com. maybe some afirmative action mandated spraying. Quote
JayB Posted June 15, 2007 Posted June 15, 2007 (edited) That was pretty hillarious. An East-Indian academic channeling Stokely Carmichael while a bunch of simpering "activists" line up for their PC-lashings. Â "Yo!Yo!Yo! Wassup Rid-wan! Break it down straight Brahmin Style fo' dey asses, like they was some Dalits G! Â Â Â "Get real. You are not mpoverished! You are a white and endowed with all the sh*t your ancestors stole and established through racism. Â So why are you poor? A personal choice for the time being until you grow-up and join your relatives standing on the back of the dominated? Â What you been doing for a few centuries now? All that white privilege and structural racism still kept you poor huh .... why? Â You should be concerned that you are underperforming in a system rigged to keep you empowered and dominant? Â Start accumulating your inheritance ... it is clear that you have the racist attitude to do so in place already. Â So stop playing in the traffic and get yours before the pie is not yours anymore. Â I wrote my post because I know your disease and its pretensions. Â Not cause I'm a hater or "angry" or any other f**king label you want to attach. Â I'm calling you and yours on your self-involved sh*t. See it for what it is or go on with your crap. Â But before I roll let me just let you in on a little secret though: most Black folk know you and hate your duplicitous ass. That is why we don't join your causes. Â This is especially true when you make a fool of yourself by letting your "pasty ass" hang out. Â And no, I did not get my analysis from TV ... I got it battling folk like you. And I am still standing. Â I know none of this will mean a damn thing to you ... but now you know that we know your limitations. Â Thanks for showcasing the racism we know well. Â Keep cycling nonetheless, just keep your "pasty ass" and its wanna-be politics to yourself. Â Ridwan" Â "Whites used to get dressed-up and attend the lynchings of Black folk for fun. Remember? Â Lynchings would be held on a Sunday and families (kids included) would even pose to have their pictures taken with the lynched bodies of Blacks. Â The even produced postcards that captured this family 'fun'. Â "Yippee! How cool is that dude?" Â The history of fun in the white imagination obviously has a long and tortuous history. Â What is consistent is that most white people just can't step outside of whiteness. Â The fact that fun should not be equated with principled struggle is hard to fathom inside of whiteness. Â Afterall, the world revolves around whiteness ... everything else is just not normal. Â Whiteness is such an impressed 'normalcy' that my critique hardly even scratches the "awareness" that is feigned. Â The naked-bike-ride is just one contemporary example of many other white delusionary moments. Â Saving Africa from AIDS/DEBT and Africans is a favourite of mine. Â And the 'prophets' of white ascendancy, Geldof and Bono, exemplify the reach of this particular delusionary moment. Â "Let's throw a concert to save Africa. Yippeeeeeee ... sounds like fun!!!! Can we get naked too?" Â Onward because we are still very much oppressed! Â Ridwan!" Â Jeah! Jeah! Jeah! MC Ridwan straight droppin it from the anti-Colonial tip. Unnngh! Unngh! Unngh! Straight Up. Check it... Â Â Â Â Edited June 16, 2007 by JayB Quote
Sherri Posted June 16, 2007 Posted June 16, 2007 I'd need to put my member on tension belay. Wouldn't want it floppin' all over the place gettin' caught in the chain, spokes, gettin' run over or somethin'  Two words: speed bump. Quote
TREETOAD Posted June 16, 2007 Posted June 16, 2007 Note to self: Do not buy used bike saddle from Dave Schuldt. -r  I don't think he uses a saddle when riding naked, just the post. Quote
Dave_Schuldt Posted June 18, 2007 Author Posted June 18, 2007 Great parade! Lots of flesh, great music and cool floats. Jumped in for a few when the hoops came by. Maybe next year I'll go naked. Quote
olyclimber Posted June 18, 2007 Posted June 18, 2007 FLESH! MY FAVORITE! with BBQ sauce of course, and a side of fava beans. Quote
Sherri Posted June 18, 2007 Posted June 18, 2007 (edited) S-urf O-n L-ove, S-wim T-oward I-ts C-enter. E-njoy. Â Â Yaaaay Summer!!! :moondance: Edited June 18, 2007 by Sherri Quote
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