pink Posted June 15, 2007 Author Posted June 15, 2007 how dirty would one allow your partner (days not showered) to be rubbin uglies? ass to mouth not expected. Quote
pink Posted June 15, 2007 Author Posted June 15, 2007 how dirty would one allow your partner (days not showered) to be rubbin uglies? ass to mouth not expected. Quote
bstach Posted June 15, 2007 Posted June 15, 2007 how dirty would one allow your partner (days not showered) to be rubbin uglies? ass to mouth not expected. Â Clearly this question is from a man who has never had sex with a real woman, thus has learned everything he knows about it from porn. 8D Quote
TREETOAD Posted June 16, 2007 Posted June 16, 2007 Clearly this question is from a man who has never had sex with a real woman, thus has learned everything he knows about it from Kevbone. 8D Quote
archenemy Posted June 16, 2007 Posted June 16, 2007 Â Who is guilty of using their climbing equipment not for climbing??? Â I've gotten some mileage out of gear. But the plans I have for future escapades will require more training. Quote
Ducknut Posted June 16, 2007 Posted June 16, 2007  Who is guilty of using their climbing equipment not for climbing???  I've gotten some mileage out of gear. But the plans I have for future escapades will require more training.  Arch  Practice makes perfect for those sexcapades. Keep on practicing. Quote
G-spotter Posted June 16, 2007 Posted June 16, 2007 fixed nuts? booty? damp crack? big jugs? getting spanked? hard project? smearing on tiny nipples? Â Quote
archenemy Posted June 16, 2007 Posted June 16, 2007  Who is guilty of using their climbing equipment not for climbing???  I've gotten some mileage out of gear. But the plans I have for future escapades will require more training.  Arch  Practice makes perfect for those sexcapades. Keep on practicing. Sweetheart, a little BDSM lesson for you:  Training: Either referring to a short period of time (a scene) or an ongoing effort of the Dom/me teaching the sub how to act. Can either be a playful thing or a serious thing, depending on the couple. Quote
TREETOAD Posted June 17, 2007 Posted June 17, 2007  Who is guilty of using their climbing equipment not for climbing???  I've gotten some mileage out of gear. But the plans I have for future escapades will require more training.  Arch  Practice makes perfect for those sexcapades. Keep on practicing. Sweetheart, a little BDSM lesson for you:  Training: Either referring to a short period of time (a scene) or an ongoing effort of the Dom/me teaching the sub how to act. Can either be a playful thing or a serious thing, depending on the couple.  you gotta be kidding... Quote
Ducknut Posted June 17, 2007 Posted June 17, 2007  Who is guilty of using their climbing equipment not for climbing???  I've gotten some mileage out of gear. But the plans I have for future escapades will require more training.  Arch  Practice makes perfect for those sexcapades. Keep on practicing. Sweetheart, a little BDSM lesson for you:  Training: Either referring to a short period of time (a scene) or an ongoing effort of the Dom/me teaching the sub how to act. Can either be a playful thing or a serious thing, depending on the couple.  Like I said keep on practicing or whipping or tying knots, its all good. Quote
bstach Posted June 17, 2007 Posted June 17, 2007 how dirty would one allow your partner (days not showered) to be rubbin uglies? ass to mouth not expected. Â Clearly this question is from a man who has never had sex with a real woman, thus has learned everything he knows about it from porn. 8D Â Anyway...to answer the question, giving your partner a full body sponge bath (or bandana bath) is an erotic way to get things heating up in this situation. Quote
ken4ord Posted June 18, 2007 Posted June 18, 2007  Who is guilty of using their climbing equipment not for climbing???  I've gotten some mileage out of gear. But the plans I have for future escapades will require more training.  Arch  Practice makes perfect for those sexcapades. Keep on practicing. Sweetheart, a little BDSM lesson for you:  Training: Either referring to a short period of time (a scene) or an ongoing effort of the Dom/me teaching the sub how to act. Can either be a playful thing or a serious thing, depending on the couple.  you gotta be kidding...  I don't think she is.....which got me curious about the plans for future escapades?????? Do tell...... Quote
fenderfour Posted June 18, 2007 Posted June 18, 2007 This worries me. I've climbed with Arch, and she said things like "Climb dammit", ordered lunch for me... oh god, am I being groomed? Â Â I don't want to be the gimp! Quote
billbob Posted June 18, 2007 Posted June 18, 2007 OK, so my gf wants to write a book and call it "Sexy Summits: Peak Experiences of Hard Climbers" or something like that. Says she likes to get it on top of big mountains. Is this a size thing or what? Sure, I can perform on top of Rainier or anywhere but the damn cold usually keeps us between the bags. Summer makes it easier to find a nice sunset to keep things a bit warmer but then there's the crowds to contend with. She's serious about the book and wants potential contributors (to write chapters, I mean! She's my GF and I found her first :-). Anyone think something like this would sell? Somehow I can't see it being published by The Mountaineers... Quote
archenemy Posted June 18, 2007 Posted June 18, 2007 just print out this thread give it a cover and call it good. Quote
Dechristo Posted June 19, 2007 Posted June 19, 2007 The "summit register" shot of Mythosgirl would be an appropriate cover photo. Quote
archenemy Posted June 19, 2007 Posted June 19, 2007 One title suggestion: Â The Belle View from the Top. Quote
octavius Posted June 19, 2007 Posted June 19, 2007 This worries me. I've climbed with Arch, and she said things like "Climb dammit", ordered lunch for me... oh god, am I being groomed?  I don't want to be the gimp!  Just remember your safe word, and everything will be ok. Quote
ken4ord Posted June 19, 2007 Posted June 19, 2007 just print out this thread give it a cover and call it good. Â Â No way, it needs more juicy details of the sexcapades in order to be an interesting read. Â Billbob almost anything with sex sells, so I am sure she could get it published. It would be a fun project to work on. Quote
sk Posted June 20, 2007 Posted June 20, 2007  Who is guilty of using their climbing equipment not for climbing???  I've gotten some mileage out of gear. But the plans I have for future escapades will require more training.  Arch  Practice makes perfect for those sexcapades. Keep on practicing. Sweetheart, a little BDSM lesson for you:  Training: Either referring to a short period of time (a scene) or an ongoing effort of the Dom/me teaching the sub how to act. Can either be a playful thing or a serious thing, depending on the couple.  training can last a lifetime. no sub is ever pervfect despite her (or his) best efforts. like all the best things it is about the journey not the destination. Quote
drater Posted June 20, 2007 Posted June 20, 2007 If sex is a pain in the ass, you're doing something right. Â Or so your mom said. Â Â Â Wrong thread? Quote
archenemy Posted June 20, 2007 Posted June 20, 2007 Everytime I read the title to this thread I automatically think, "Yes please" Quote
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