NTM Posted May 22, 2007 Posted May 22, 2007 For all the socially retarded cimbers out there: How to get some (safe for work) Quote
ashw_justin Posted May 22, 2007 Posted May 22, 2007 I don't understand. Is this supposed to work like reverse psychology? Quote
NTM Posted May 22, 2007 Author Posted May 22, 2007 you mean you dont want to hold hands when we walk to the bus? Quote
Macson Posted May 22, 2007 Posted May 22, 2007 Thank you, I will forward this to my son right away. At the moment he's still in the "they chase me and I hate girls" stage, but I'm pretty sure he secretly wants to hold their hands. Quote
TrogdortheBurninator Posted May 22, 2007 Posted May 22, 2007 "Tap her with the side of your hand, like where you would karate chop if your hand was flat " Â Quote
111 Posted May 22, 2007 Posted May 22, 2007 Holding hands does not = getting some. Her hand holding your gear = getting some Quote
archenemy Posted May 22, 2007 Posted May 22, 2007 That is the national Korean beer. when you are over there it's just about all they serve you (I think there was one more called "333" which tasted just the same). It was worse than Bud Lite. Quote
archenemy Posted May 22, 2007 Posted May 22, 2007 Maybe 333 was in Thailand. But no matter, it should be karate chopped too. Quote
Dechristo Posted May 22, 2007 Posted May 22, 2007 Warnings * Don't do it in front of her parents if she is not allowed to date. Or in front of teachers, you might get into trouble. * Make sure you know what you are getting into. * Some girls won't appreciate the fact that you had to ask. * Be certain not to mention past hand-holding experiences you may have had with other women. Quote
Sherri Posted May 22, 2007 Posted May 22, 2007 Warnings * Don't do it in front of her parents if she is not allowed to date. Or in front of teachers, you might get into trouble. * Make sure you know what you are getting into. * Some girls won't appreciate the fact that you had to ask. * Be certain not to mention past hand-holding experiences you may have had with other women.  ...making note to self.... Quote
archenemy Posted May 22, 2007 Posted May 22, 2007 *Don't get mad or break up if she doesn't want to hold your hand. Just give it time! Â Â ***Or get a reality check and face up to the fact that she just doesn't like you. Maybe your hand just isn't big enough. Maybe you are not experienced enough in handholding. Maybe she is having fun holding someone else's hand. Time won't fix this. Waiting around in the sidelines is like the handholders stalking equivalent. Yech. Quote
Dechristo Posted May 22, 2007 Posted May 22, 2007 OMG! Stalking hand-holders! Â and, I bet they don't wash Quote
Sherri Posted May 22, 2007 Posted May 22, 2007 *If you're shy about the handholding, place a blanket across your laps and over your hands. This will help immensely. Quote
archenemy Posted May 22, 2007 Posted May 22, 2007 Funny enough, I am shy about hand holding. Is that weird or what? Quote
NTM Posted May 22, 2007 Author Posted May 22, 2007 do federal porn regulations cover hand holding? Quote
archenemy Posted May 22, 2007 Posted May 22, 2007 do federal porn regulations cover hand holding? Only that the age of the holder and holdee are clearly stated pre and post holding. Quote
Dechristo Posted May 22, 2007 Posted May 22, 2007 do federal porn regulations cover hand holding? Â just hand holding gland Quote
Sherri Posted May 22, 2007 Posted May 22, 2007 Funny enough, I am shy about hand holding. Is that weird or what? Â Traumatic childhood handholding incident perhaps? When I was a camp counselor, we used to "punish" the kids who got in fights by making them walk around holding hands with each other. This was an especially potent punishment for the inner-city boys. Probably scarred them for life. Quote
NTM Posted May 22, 2007 Author Posted May 22, 2007 do federal porn regulations cover hand holding? Only that the age of the holder and holdee are clearly stated pre and post holding. what sorry sucker has to do that? Quote
sk Posted May 22, 2007 Posted May 22, 2007 Funny enough, I am shy about hand holding. Is that weird or what? Â Traumatic childhood handholding incident perhaps? When I was a camp counselor, we used to "punish" the kids who got in fights by making them walk around holding hands with each other. This was an especially potent punishment for the inner-city boys. Probably scarred them for life. Â OMG i am so doing that if my kids ever get in trouble walking home from school again. (one of the teachers saw them pushing each other around and called me) that is the perfect punishment Quote
G-spotter Posted May 22, 2007 Posted May 22, 2007 do federal porn regulations cover hand holding? Â When's bedtime at the Neverland Ranch? Â When the big hand is on top of the little hand. Quote
SmallShoes Posted May 22, 2007 Posted May 22, 2007 How to Attract an Older Women when You Are a Teen  I wonder if this works if you're past your teens.  Arch do you have a brother my age? Quote
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