G-spotter Posted May 18, 2007 Share Posted May 18, 2007 Peanut allergic baby Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevbone Posted May 18, 2007 Author Share Posted May 18, 2007 You and your pagetops. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lizard_brain Posted May 18, 2007 Share Posted May 18, 2007 Don't forget - small portions. Â And chopsticks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dechristo Posted May 18, 2007 Share Posted May 18, 2007 Once, I had to set aside one of my infant daughters very quickly. Â I was laying on my back, holding her above me, face to face, when she up-chucked and filled my mouth with semi-curdled/digested breast-milk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jjd Posted May 18, 2007 Share Posted May 18, 2007 this sort of thing isn't unique to humans either, folks who study primates have documented that male chimps often murder their own and others babies.  humans=chimps? brilliant! chimps throw poop, too!  they might still have become good parents ummmm...yeahhhh...i don't think so  and yes, i have children and no, i never felt the urge to cook them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dechristo Posted May 18, 2007 Share Posted May 18, 2007 did he turn it on? seems like convenient storage for an annoying child  I know you are joking Minx…..you have children. I heard this on the radio driving home last night. Is it true??? Not sure.  This kid should have to go involuntary vasectomy, and never be able to see his little girl again. All of those of you on this thread making jokes are fucked……you must not have kids. I would be one of you making jokes…..but I recently became a father and hearing this atrocity makes me sick to my stomach.  WTF? Hear me now and believe me later, particularly if you're a parent, you're gonna need a vigorous sense of humor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catbirdseat Posted May 18, 2007 Share Posted May 18, 2007 Oh yeah....did I mention he is from Alabama. Fucking inbreads! What a stupid comment. No society is immune from this sort of thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fenderfour Posted May 18, 2007 Share Posted May 18, 2007 Wow! Spray is great today! Â Kevbone - Chill out. They are all just f*cking with you. None of them (Archenemy excluded) would ever put a child in the microwave. They might have thought about it, but would never really do it. Â Give it a few years. You will probably figure out a few "non-traditional" places to put an unruly kid. I spent time in an empty garbage can. It was cool. I was Oscar the Grouch! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dechristo Posted May 18, 2007 Share Posted May 18, 2007 duct tape rules Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevbone Posted May 18, 2007 Author Share Posted May 18, 2007 Wow! Spray is great today!  Spray is great every day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivan Posted May 18, 2007 Share Posted May 18, 2007 this sort of thing isn't unique to humans either, folks who study primates have documented that male chimps often murder their own and others babies.  humans=chimps? brilliant! chimps throw poop, too!  they might still have become good parents ummmm...yeahhhh...i don't think so  and yes, i have children and no, i never felt the urge to cook them  humans and chimps are genetically damn near identical to one another, so it wouldn't be suprising to find common conditions and behaviors between the two - hell, if i never threw my own poo at someone when i was in college it was probably because i was too sodden to figure out how to do it  congrats on never having felt the urge to harm your kids - as i said, i don't think it's something many folks can comprehend - i, on the other hand can, b/c i have felt that way - perhaps i'm just less evolved though? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billcoe Posted May 18, 2007 Share Posted May 18, 2007 (edited) i have sympathy for the folks involved in these kinds of stories, which seem to appear pretty frequently. infants are fucking tough to handle for even normal people. some folks (and i think i'm part of this group) have an extraordinarily nasty reaction to the screaming and tension tiny babies are constantly emmiting - i think it produces something almost like temporary insanity, an irrational need to escape or destroy the source. i felt very humbled and depressed by my natural reactions to my infant children, scared at how hard it was to fight the instinct to hurt them. i had to learn to monitor myself, to realize when i was losing control, and then to just get the hell out of the room or the house, to put a safe distance between myself. this sort of thing isn't unique to humans either, folks who study primates have documented that male chimps often murder their own and others babies. Â I truely think most of us do not realize how close to being clinically insane we really are. It's a thin line I suspect for almost all of us. I had to keep on top of what was in the back of my head too. Some of the total bullshit that I got in childhood would want to come back out as an adult onto my kids. Â Constance vigilance and it gets better for sure as your kids age. My 21 year old daughter is home for a week right now, a reminder that I never had Chose to hit or beat the kid in her life, and she grew up to be a sweetheart and a good person. Edited May 18, 2007 by billcoe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lizard_brain Posted May 18, 2007 Share Posted May 18, 2007 ...and yes, i have children and no, i never felt the urge to cook them  What - you eat them raw? EEeewwww! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jjd Posted May 18, 2007 Share Posted May 18, 2007 What - you eat them raw? EEeewwww! Â With a little wasabi, fresh ginger and some daikon radish! Â To clarify, I HAVE been terribly frustrated with my daughter and had the need to put her down. That's the difference between the people who are posting here and the scum who put his child in the microwave. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevbone Posted May 18, 2007 Author Share Posted May 18, 2007 Â To clarify, I HAVE been terribly frustrated with my daughter and had the need to put her down. That's the difference between the people who are posting here and the scum who put his child in the microwave. Â As in kill her or set her on the bed and walk away? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archenemy Posted May 18, 2007 Share Posted May 18, 2007 None of them (Archenemy excluded) would ever put a child in the microwave. Are you kidding? I highly doubt I could even get anyone to breed with me. You really think anyone would want my genes passed on? Why inflict that on an innocent human? Â BTW, I did win the "most likely to eat her own children" award in high school. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seahawks Posted May 18, 2007 Share Posted May 18, 2007 None of them (Archenemy excluded) would ever put a child in the microwave. Are you kidding? I highly doubt I could even get anyone to breed with me. You really think anyone would want my genes passed on? Why inflict that on an innocent human? Â BTW, I did win the "most likely to eat her own children" award in high school. Â Just stay here, you'll find someone here, some real numb nuts here. If they can find there peckers with all the roids. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archenemy Posted May 18, 2007 Share Posted May 18, 2007 goals. We all gotta have goals. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seahawks Posted May 18, 2007 Share Posted May 18, 2007 (edited) goals. We all gotta have goals. Â Goal 1. make sure they can find their pecker. Edited May 18, 2007 by Seahawks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fenderfour Posted May 18, 2007 Share Posted May 18, 2007 None of them (Archenemy excluded) would ever put a child in the microwave. Are you kidding? I highly doubt I could even get anyone to breed with me. You really think anyone would want my genes passed on? Why inflict that on an innocent human? Â BTW, I did win the "most likely to eat her own children" award in high school. Â I said "a child" not your child. Calm down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archenemy Posted May 18, 2007 Share Posted May 18, 2007 This is calm. Â Â Don't you have some engineers to go boss around? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lizard_brain Posted May 18, 2007 Share Posted May 18, 2007 Â To clarify, I HAVE been terribly frustrated with my daughter and had the need to put her down. That's the difference between the people who are posting here and the scum who put his child in the microwave. Â As in kill her or set her on the bed and walk away? Â Dis her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seahawks Posted May 18, 2007 Share Posted May 18, 2007 goal 2. make sure avatar initial doesn't start with DC, KB, I11, TV, RUMR, or Champ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archenemy Posted May 18, 2007 Share Posted May 18, 2007 Where was goal one? I missed goal one? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seahawks Posted May 18, 2007 Share Posted May 18, 2007 Goal 3 if they ask you if they are big enough, find someone who is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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