Dechristo Posted May 16, 2007 Posted May 16, 2007 All that shit's overrated, especially about the body, I'd rather ski anyday! wait, are you saying you would rather ski than have sex? That is funny. In that sad *oh dear* kind of way. I met a girl not long ago who was turning 21 and never had and orgasm. I volentered to show her how, but her boyfriend didn't like the idea. this breaks my heart and makes me very very very sad That's one insecure, ignorant, and possessive boyfriend; dude probably lost her in the end, anyway. Quote
Kat_Roslyn Posted May 16, 2007 Posted May 16, 2007 All that shit's overrated, especially about the body, I'd rather ski anyday! wait, are you saying you would rather ski than have sex? Hell yes! Shit, girl, I just started walking after 7 months, I know my priorites! It makes me the happiest. Quote
sk Posted May 16, 2007 Posted May 16, 2007 Get her to eat something first, that way you only have one more option for things to do that day. that my dear is the perfect day Quote
sk Posted May 16, 2007 Posted May 16, 2007 That is funny. In that sad *oh dear* kind of way. I met a girl not long ago who was turning 21 and never had and orgasm. I volentered to show her how, but her boyfriend didn't like the idea. this breaks my heart and makes me very very very sad I've said it before: Muffy, you make me laugh SOOOOO HARD! but i am not trying to be funny. I am totally serious. I have 3 favorite things food sex and climbing.... there is no order because the most important one is the one that i am doing, second most important is the one i am going to be doing soon... Again: You are my favorite internet queen! Some day I'm going to ask if you wanna go climbing! smith rock anytime this summer provided i don't have the kiddos. You can be my rope gun!! Quote
sk Posted May 16, 2007 Posted May 16, 2007 All that shit's overrated, especially about the body, I'd rather ski anyday! wait, are you saying you would rather ski than have sex? Hell yes! Shit, girl, I just started walking after 7 months, I know my priorites! It makes me the happiest. why are you just starting to walk??? Quote
joblo7 Posted May 16, 2007 Posted May 16, 2007 All that shit's overrated, especially about the body, I'd rather ski anyday! wait, are you saying you would rather ski than have sex? Hell yes! Shit, girl, I just started walking after 7 months, I know my priorites! It makes me the happiest. after 7 deep thunderous orgasms in one 'sitting' my baby changed her tune to : more please....then you go skiing!!! Quote
sk Posted May 16, 2007 Posted May 16, 2007 All that shit's overrated, especially about the body, I'd rather ski anyday! wait, are you saying you would rather ski than have sex? Hell yes! Shit, girl, I just started walking after 7 months, I know my priorites! It makes me the happiest. after 7 deep thunderous orgasms in one 'sitting' my baby changed her tune to : more please....then you go skiing!!! now there are some correct priorities 8D Quote
joblo7 Posted May 16, 2007 Posted May 16, 2007 (edited) AND she'll be walking straight in a couple o' days... Edited May 16, 2007 by virendra7 Quote
sk Posted May 16, 2007 Posted May 16, 2007 AND she'll be walking straight in a couple o' days... 7 orgasms are not enough to make a woman walk crooked unless it takes you too long to get her there!! Quote
sk Posted May 16, 2007 Posted May 16, 2007 too long i cant change... with practice you can. people have this idea that it takes women so long to cum, this is not necessarily so. generally what takes a woman a long time is the mans unwillingness to go the extra mile where it counts. for each woman that extra mile is different. there is no blanket that covers all women in this area. it takes finesse and interest and some willingness to experiment. women are built to be multi orgasmic. it is pay back for child birth, cramps etc... and let us not forget, if you have sent sexy e-mails all day and whispered sweet nothings in her ear all through dinner and took the time to help her mind forget all the other junk that doesn't make her feel sexy... she might cum before you do a damn thing Quote
AlpineK Posted May 16, 2007 Posted May 16, 2007 why are you just starting to walk??? I'm not sure how much this got posted, but Kat was in Harborview for a while. Durring some of the same time that I was. I know I feel the same way, but just getting out and walking after a bad injury is a hell of a lot more important than scoring with the babes. Also being flat out on your back with medical problems doesn't make hitting up on the chicks very easy or the highest priority. Quote
lizard_brain Posted May 16, 2007 Posted May 16, 2007 All that shit's overrated, especially about the body, I'd rather ski anyday! wait, are you saying you would rather ski than have sex? ...There's a difference? Quote
rmncwrtr Posted May 16, 2007 Posted May 16, 2007 All that shit's overrated, especially about the body, I'd rather ski anyday! wait, are you saying you would rather ski than have sex? ...There's a difference? A man after my own heart Quote
sk Posted May 16, 2007 Posted May 16, 2007 why are you just starting to walk??? I'm not sure how much this got posted, but Kat was in Harborview for a while. Durring some of the same time that I was. I know I feel the same way, but just getting out and walking after a bad injury is a hell of a lot more important than scoring with the babes. Also being flat out on your back with medical problems doesn't make hitting up on the chicks very easy or the highest priority. very true indeed Kurt. i don't usually think of sex in terms of scoring so much as i think of it in terms of doing something i love with someone i love. same way i think about food and climbing ;)i can eat alone and i can boulder alone and i can even service myself... but they are all more fun if i am with someone i adore. Quote
dinomyte Posted May 16, 2007 Posted May 16, 2007 I can't always get out to the hills. I'm married, so in theory, I can have sex anytime I want. In practice...... Quote
lizard_brain Posted May 16, 2007 Posted May 16, 2007 ... but they are all more fun if i am with someone i adore. Yes - myself! Quote
i_like_sun Posted May 16, 2007 Posted May 16, 2007 too long i cant change... with practice you can. people have this idea that it takes women so long to cum, this is not necessarily so. generally what takes a woman a long time is the mans unwillingness to go the extra mile where it counts. for each woman that extra mile is different. there is no blanket that covers all women in this area. it takes finesse and interest and some willingness to experiment. women are built to be multi orgasmic. it is pay back for child birth, cramps etc... and let us not forget, if you have sent sexy e-mails all day and whispered sweet nothings in her ear all through dinner and took the time to help her mind forget all the other junk that doesn't make her feel sexy... she might cum before you do a damn thing Yeah, physiologically speaking you guys are set! I'm not sure what I'd pay to be able to have multiple orgasms back to back. But sinse I'm incapable of childbirth, I think I'd pay in the area of $22,000,000 - if I had that much! Quote
sk Posted May 16, 2007 Posted May 16, 2007 too long i cant change... with practice you can. people have this idea that it takes women so long to cum, this is not necessarily so. generally what takes a woman a long time is the mans unwillingness to go the extra mile where it counts. for each woman that extra mile is different. there is no blanket that covers all women in this area. it takes finesse and interest and some willingness to experiment. women are built to be multi orgasmic. it is pay back for child birth, cramps etc... and let us not forget, if you have sent sexy e-mails all day and whispered sweet nothings in her ear all through dinner and took the time to help her mind forget all the other junk that doesn't make her feel sexy... she might cum before you do a damn thing Yeah, physiologically speaking you guys are set! I'm not sure what I'd pay to be able to have multiple orgasms back to back. But sinse I'm incapable of childbirth, I think I'd pay in the area of $22,000,000 - if I had that much! actually men can learn to be multi orgasmic. i read a book about it once. if i meet a man who can do it.... well i call dibs Quote
i_like_sun Posted May 17, 2007 Posted May 17, 2007 too long i cant change... with practice you can. people have this idea that it takes women so long to cum, this is not necessarily so. generally what takes a woman a long time is the mans unwillingness to go the extra mile where it counts. for each woman that extra mile is different. there is no blanket that covers all women in this area. it takes finesse and interest and some willingness to experiment. women are built to be multi orgasmic. it is pay back for child birth, cramps etc... and let us not forget, if you have sent sexy e-mails all day and whispered sweet nothings in her ear all through dinner and took the time to help her mind forget all the other junk that doesn't make her feel sexy... she might cum before you do a damn thing Yeah, physiologically speaking you guys are set! I'm not sure what I'd pay to be able to have multiple orgasms back to back. But sinse I'm incapable of childbirth, I think I'd pay in the area of $22,000,000 - if I had that much! actually men can learn to be multi orgasmic. i read a book about it once. if i meet a man who can do it.... well i call dibs OK Muffs. You've got me WAY INTERESTED! How is this awsome feat of skill and nature done?????? Quote
sk Posted May 17, 2007 Posted May 17, 2007 too long i cant change... with practice you can. people have this idea that it takes women so long to cum, this is not necessarily so. generally what takes a woman a long time is the mans unwillingness to go the extra mile where it counts. for each woman that extra mile is different. there is no blanket that covers all women in this area. it takes finesse and interest and some willingness to experiment. women are built to be multi orgasmic. it is pay back for child birth, cramps etc... and let us not forget, if you have sent sexy e-mails all day and whispered sweet nothings in her ear all through dinner and took the time to help her mind forget all the other junk that doesn't make her feel sexy... she might cum before you do a damn thing Yeah, physiologically speaking you guys are set! I'm not sure what I'd pay to be able to have multiple orgasms back to back. But sinse I'm incapable of childbirth, I think I'd pay in the area of $22,000,000 - if I had that much! actually men can learn to be multi orgasmic. i read a book about it once. if i meet a man who can do it.... well i call dibs OK Muffs. You've got me WAY INTERESTED! How is this awsome feat of skill and nature done?????? It's a Taoist technique. it has to do with orgasming without ejaculating and it is very difficult to learn. there are several books with information. the multi orgasmic male the multi orgasmic female the multi orgasmic couple book here Quote
lizard_brain Posted May 17, 2007 Posted May 17, 2007 too long i cant change... with practice you can. people have this idea that it takes women so long to cum, this is not necessarily so. generally what takes a woman a long time is the mans unwillingness to go the extra mile where it counts. for each woman that extra mile is different. there is no blanket that covers all women in this area. it takes finesse and interest and some willingness to experiment. women are built to be multi orgasmic. it is pay back for child birth, cramps etc... and let us not forget, if you have sent sexy e-mails all day and whispered sweet nothings in her ear all through dinner and took the time to help her mind forget all the other junk that doesn't make her feel sexy... she might cum before you do a damn thing Yeah, physiologically speaking you guys are set! I'm not sure what I'd pay to be able to have multiple orgasms back to back. But sinse I'm incapable of childbirth, I think I'd pay in the area of $22,000,000 - if I had that much! actually men can learn to be multi orgasmic. i read a book about it once. if i meet a man who can do it.... well i call dibs OK Muffs. You've got me WAY INTERESTED! How is this awsome feat of skill and nature done?????? Wouldn't that be overdoing it? Oh, wait... Quote
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