sk Posted May 10, 2007 Share Posted May 10, 2007 I'm worried that people will notice that my fingers stink. 8D this morning? Every morning. Why else wake up? SO TRUE god i hate sleeping alone *snif* I am going back to bed til someone comes to wake me up properly. OHH MUFFY! MUFFY! ITS TIME TO WAKE UP!!!! I'VE GOT SOME COFFEE!!! i need a little more hands on, sorry Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i_like_sun Posted May 10, 2007 Author Share Posted May 10, 2007 Oh, well, I tried! If you were 30 years younger I'd offer some hands on wake up call! Wink ;-) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dechristo Posted May 10, 2007 Share Posted May 10, 2007 uh oh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minx Posted May 10, 2007 Share Posted May 10, 2007 Oh, well, I tried! If you were 30 years younger I'd offer some hands on wake up call! Wink ;-) hey! that's not nice. muffy should i smack him for you? if she were 30 years younger she'd barely be playing with a lite brite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drater Posted May 10, 2007 Share Posted May 10, 2007 no shit, pedo jokes ain't funny pal! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i_like_sun Posted May 10, 2007 Author Share Posted May 10, 2007 Oh, well, I tried! If you were 30 years younger I'd offer some hands on wake up call! Wink ;-) hey! that's not nice. muffy should i smack him for you? if she were 30 years younger she'd barely be playing with a lite brite. OOPS! Did I say 30 years????? Shit... I meant 10. Seriously. My mom is 30 years older than me....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lizard_brain Posted May 10, 2007 Share Posted May 10, 2007 uh oh :lmao: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sk Posted May 10, 2007 Share Posted May 10, 2007 Oh, well, I tried! If you were 30 years younger I'd offer some hands on wake up call! Wink ;-) If i were 30 years younger that would land you in jail oh and i am way better in bed now than i was 10 years ago. WAY BETTER. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lizard_brain Posted May 10, 2007 Share Posted May 10, 2007 oh and i am way better in bed now than i was 10 years ago. WAY BETTER. I am way better than you were in bed 10 years ago, too! :lmao: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sk Posted May 10, 2007 Share Posted May 10, 2007 oh and i am way better in bed now than i was 10 years ago. WAY BETTER. I am way better than you were in bed 10 years ago, too! :lmao: I am sure you like to think that. but i need some proof. put your money where you mouth is Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drater Posted May 10, 2007 Share Posted May 10, 2007 Or your mouth where the money shot is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minx Posted May 10, 2007 Share Posted May 10, 2007 he's better than you were 10yrs ago, but not nearly as good as you are now. and definitely not even in the same league with me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sk Posted May 10, 2007 Share Posted May 10, 2007 Or your mouth where the money shot is. that works too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sk Posted May 10, 2007 Share Posted May 10, 2007 he's better than you were 10yrs ago, but not nearly as good as you are now. and definitely not even in the same league with me thats because you are the best there's ever been i have to pause and wonder if there is a man alive who could actually survive minx muffy and archie. i think we might kill them with pleasure.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lizard_brain Posted May 10, 2007 Share Posted May 10, 2007 he's better than you were 10yrs ago, but not nearly as good as you are now. and definitely not even in the same league with me thats because you are the best there's ever been i have to pause and wonder if there is a man alive who could actually survive minx muffy and archie. i think we might kill them with pleasure.... You mean you're better than the goat? AND the hedgehog? :ooo: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lizard_brain Posted May 10, 2007 Share Posted May 10, 2007 he's better than you were 10yrs ago, but not nearly as good as you are now. and definitely not even in the same league with me thats because you are the best there's ever been i have to pause and wonder if there is a man alive who could actually survive minx muffy and archie. i think we might kill them with pleasure.... You mean you're better than the goat? AND the hedgehog? :ooo: ...THAT worries me... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sk Posted May 10, 2007 Share Posted May 10, 2007 (edited) he's better than you were 10yrs ago, but not nearly as good as you are now. and definitely not even in the same league with me thats because you are the best there's ever been i have to pause and wonder if there is a man alive who could actually survive minx muffy and archie. i think we might kill them with pleasure.... You mean you're better than the goat? AND the hedgehog? :ooo: i am??? COOL but i am not sure i want to have sex with you now that i know you do goats and hedgehogs Edited May 10, 2007 by Muffy_The_Wanker_Sprayer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lizard_brain Posted May 10, 2007 Share Posted May 10, 2007 he's better than you were 10yrs ago, but not nearly as good as you are now. and definitely not even in the same league with me thats because you are the best there's ever been i have to pause and wonder if there is a man alive who could actually survive minx muffy and archie. i think we might kill them with pleasure.... You mean you're better than the goat? AND the hedgehog? :ooo: i am??? COOL but i am not sure i want to have sex with you now that i know you do goats and hedgehogs Not at the same time. (I'm not SICK, you know!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tvashtarkatena Posted May 10, 2007 Share Posted May 10, 2007 i have to pause and wonder if there is a man alive who could actually survive minx muffy and archie. i think we might kill them with pleasure.... It's more likely that they'd be forced to die by their own hand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sk Posted May 10, 2007 Share Posted May 10, 2007 he's better than you were 10yrs ago, but not nearly as good as you are now. and definitely not even in the same league with me thats because you are the best there's ever been i have to pause and wonder if there is a man alive who could actually survive minx muffy and archie. i think we might kill them with pleasure.... You mean you're better than the goat? AND the hedgehog? :ooo: i am??? COOL but i am not sure i want to have sex with you now that i know you do goats and hedgehogs Not at the same time. (I'm not SICK, you know!) ya but interspecies sharing isn't on my kink list sorry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sk Posted May 10, 2007 Share Posted May 10, 2007 i have to pause and wonder if there is a man alive who could actually survive minx muffy and archie. i think we might kill them with pleasure.... It's more likely that they'd be forced to die by their own hand. your right. once you've had that there is no way you could go back to regular women. they would seem so frightfully dull and boring. they poor guy might never get off again Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevbone Posted May 10, 2007 Share Posted May 10, 2007 What worries me? Me! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ducknut Posted May 10, 2007 Share Posted May 10, 2007 he's better than you were 10yrs ago, but not nearly as good as you are now. and definitely not even in the same league with me thats because you are the best there's ever been i have to pause and wonder if there is a man alive who could actually survive minx muffy and archie. i think we might kill them with pleasure.... Looking for victims, err I mean volunteers? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RuMR Posted May 10, 2007 Share Posted May 10, 2007 Oh, well, I tried! If you were 30 years younger I'd offer some hands on wake up call! Wink ;-) hey! that's not nice. muffy should i smack him for you? if she were 30 years younger she'd barely be playing with a lite brite. such a setup for a dumb blonde joke... but i won't go there... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RuMR Posted May 10, 2007 Share Posted May 10, 2007 Oh, well, I tried! If you were 30 years younger I'd offer some hands on wake up call! Wink ;-) hey! that's not nice. muffy should i smack him for you? if she were 30 years younger she'd barely be playing with a lite brite. OOPS! Did I say 30 years????? Shit... I meant 10. Seriously. My mom is 30 years older than me....... keep diggin' boy... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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