Raindawg Posted May 6, 2007 Posted May 6, 2007 Both of these babes left me because they didn't "understand my climbing": "Ooooh Babe when I pick up the phone There's still nobody home" This one also had show-biz aspirations! Quote
ZimZam Posted May 7, 2007 Posted May 7, 2007 I don't have any pictures of ex's. They always ended on a sour note. I'd take the pictures to the bar, get drunk, and then set them alight in the ashtray. After of course I ran pins through their eyes. Quote
tvashtarkatena Posted May 7, 2007 Posted May 7, 2007 (edited) Funny, my ex's were only sour when they were still with me. My last one made the mistake of storming out of the house just moments after my particle beam weapon clicked into a 'Graveyard Shift/Full Auto' mode: Pity. She had such beautiful hair.... Edited May 7, 2007 by tvashtarkatena Quote
sk Posted May 7, 2007 Posted May 7, 2007 if you go look at the worst picture thred you will see my ex standing next to me in that pic. he is still one of my best friends and we climb together regularly. Quote
tvashtarkatena Posted May 7, 2007 Posted May 7, 2007 I dated this model, but as you can see in this photo, she started to chub out on me. See ya, tubby! Quote
Billygoat Posted May 7, 2007 Posted May 7, 2007 my ex just sent me this one. Do you think she is trying to tell me something?! Quote
archenemy Posted May 7, 2007 Posted May 7, 2007 I'm glad you laughed--I felt really shitty writing that. Of course, I plan on taking up a collection for liposuction so I thought I'd test the waters a little. Quote
i_like_sun Posted May 7, 2007 Posted May 7, 2007 We could make soap with her fat. I'll donate a quarter. Quote
Billygoat Posted May 7, 2007 Posted May 7, 2007 So HARSH Archy! As you can see, she is a well rounded individual Quote
whirlwind Posted May 7, 2007 Posted May 7, 2007 or maybe it means, "get bent" but hey what do i know. Quote
i_like_sun Posted May 7, 2007 Posted May 7, 2007 I think you are sick. Dating toddlers like that n' all.... I can see how the mom being attached could be a loaded situation however. Quote
i_like_sun Posted May 8, 2007 Posted May 8, 2007 Jugpuller, thats so rad! BANG BANG! You redneck..... Quote
sk Posted May 8, 2007 Posted May 8, 2007 That's me dude! awwww you were such a cute hippy boy <3 Quote
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