i_like_sun Posted April 20, 2007 Posted April 20, 2007 Since this is Spray, I thought I'd bring up the most offensive topic I can think of: I have no problem with and am in full support of the Blue-Bag policies in the state. My only dilemma has been, is that I seem to take insanely massive shits. I'm not talking "big", I'm talking 16 inch LOG. Has anyone else had issues fitting all of their excrament into 1 standard issue sized blue bag? Quote
Seahawks Posted April 20, 2007 Posted April 20, 2007 Since this is Spray, I thought I'd bring up the most offensive topic I can think of: I have no problem with and am in full support of the Blue-Bag policies in the state. My only dilemma has been, is that I seem to take insanely massive shits. I'm not talking "big", I'm talking 16 inch LOG. Has anyone else had issues fitting all of their excrament into 1 standard issue sized blue bag? Quote
sk Posted April 21, 2007 Posted April 21, 2007 hmmm considering your audiance here is made up of people who poop in the woods, on ledges in bags and in pcv pipes... whateverelse we can come up with i don't think you can offend us with your pooping delema. my best advice for your long poo... coil it Quote
rmncwrtr Posted April 21, 2007 Posted April 21, 2007 Um, Muffy. Bags, woods, no problem...but pvc pipes? Please tell this newbie you're kidding. Quote
sk Posted April 21, 2007 Posted April 21, 2007 Um, Muffy. Bags, woods, no problem...but pvc pipes? Please tell this newbie you're kidding. well that is only one options. really it is all about anythign light weight that you can close off and haul under the pig on a big wall.... some day i will climb a big wall. Quote
AlpineK Posted April 21, 2007 Posted April 21, 2007 pvc pipes are a little more eco than the classic old poop in a paper bag and fling it that I learned years ago. A climbing partner from way back got splattered by flung poo from on high in Yos. Quote
sk Posted April 21, 2007 Posted April 21, 2007 pvc pipes are a little more eco than the classic old poop in a paper bag and fling it that I learned years ago. A climbing partner from way back got splattered by flung poo from on high in Yos. ummm thats just icky. i am not a monky and i will not fling my poo. Quote
AlpineK Posted April 21, 2007 Posted April 21, 2007 Sorry, that was standard practice back in the old days. Things are better now. Quote
i_like_sun Posted April 21, 2007 Author Posted April 21, 2007 Um, Muffy. Bags, woods, no problem...but pvc pipes? Please tell this newbie you're kidding. Newbie? I've pooping in awkward places for years! The problem is volume related, not technique. PVC pipes? Ms. Muffy, you just might be more insane than I am..... will you marry me? Quote
drater Posted April 21, 2007 Posted April 21, 2007 A climbing partner from way back got splattered by flung poo from on high in Yos. I almost got my buddy as he humped a load to the base of the WFLT. I was on Ahwanee Ledge. We had a tube but c'mon, how many times do you get to fling a turd 1600'? Quote
i_like_sun Posted April 21, 2007 Author Posted April 21, 2007 Weakest poo thread... evar Your mom. Fat kid. Quote
Dechristo Posted April 22, 2007 Posted April 22, 2007 Since this is Spray... My only dilemma has been, is that I seem to take insanely massive shits. I'm not talking "big", I'm talking 16 inch LOG. Has anyone else had issues fitting all of their excrament into 1 standard issue sized blue bag? Don't bag that behemoth, feed and clothe it, teach it some basic language skills, and raise it. Kevbone and Seahawks will have someone to play with when there's a discussion of any depth. Quote
fenderfour Posted April 23, 2007 Posted April 23, 2007 Weakest poo thread... evar Your mom. Fat kid. If you knew my mom, you would understand why this isn't an insult. Eat ballz asseyes! Quote
i_like_sun Posted April 23, 2007 Author Posted April 23, 2007 Jeeze, forget having problems with blue bags in the mountains, toilets in the city just suck! Forget flushing and leaving.......more like, flush and pray........ Am I eating too much fiber? Veggies and grainy shit are my thing... Quote
Raindawg Posted April 23, 2007 Posted April 23, 2007 Um, Muffy. Bags, woods, no problem...but pvc pipes? Please tell this newbie you're kidding. Newbie? I've pooping in awkward places for years! The problem is volume related, not technique. PVC pipes? Ms. Muffy, you just might be more insane than I am..... will you marry me? Buy Your Own Tube! Quote
Dechristo Posted April 23, 2007 Posted April 23, 2007 I'm amazed by the lack of knowledge of pipe bombs. Quote
drater Posted April 23, 2007 Posted April 23, 2007 I'm amazed by the lack of knowledge of pipe bombs. Kids these days! Quote
AlpineK Posted April 23, 2007 Posted April 23, 2007 It doesn't have the same the classic feel of flinging a bag of poo and yelling, "Air Mail," but carrying your waste off is more eco. Quote
i_like_sun Posted April 23, 2007 Author Posted April 23, 2007 Fuck eco....... flailing a shit 1800 feet sounds WAY cooler! Geeze...... you can always scoop it up on the way out! I could start a group: "Giant Poopers Anonymous"... Quote
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