Cascade Hikers .com

[olyclimber]

HI! Since I can't climb right now I thought it would be totally fun to start a hiking club! sickie I have never really hiked before, so I was wondering if someone could show me the ropes, and help me figure out what gear to buy. I would like to attempt Mount Sigh by the end of the summer if we can get enough training in. What sort of training should i be concentrating on in the meantime? Do you have any Demerol? Does REI have a gear list I should get in order to become a hiker? Do the shorter shorts really give you better circulation for the lower extremities? Does anyone know any good hikes in West Seattle. Thanks.

[RuMR]

ghey...

[lizard_brain]

Mount Si is the only hike in Washington. You need to practice by walking around Greenlake with your gear after you buy it at REI. You need to go to REI and ask them advice for gear. Trust them - they know everything. Tell them you want to hike Mount Si, and ask them what gear you need to accomplish that. They will help you with your selection.

[archenemy]

And whatever you do, be sure to go commando.

[drater]

but don't sit on your balls.

[foraker]

don't forget to ask the REI guys for a GPS unit for your Mt. Si hike. plenty of people on that trail have them and you don't want to feel left out.

[minx]

please don't forget to take your unleased dog to entertain the other hikers around you.

[archenemy]

please don't forget to take your unleased dog to entertain the other hikers around you.

[lizard_brain]

Wait a minute - doesn't someone have a Mount Si hiking class? Or isn't there a book about planning a hike of Mount Si?

[olyclimber]

So you ghuys are in? How many dogs do I need? Demerol? Hello?

[archenemy]

DOD

Dogs on Demerol.

[archenemy]

For the ladies:

Bitches on Smack.

[EWolfe]

If you leave your tags on your new equipment when you train at Greenlake, chicks dig that.

[RuMR]

what if you like tagging your chicks??

[lizard_brain]

And whatever you do, be sure to go commando.

 

No - you need to wear your capeline underwear under your running shorts.

[archenemy]

the power of wicking material. magic.

[olyclimber]

if you line your lederhosen with silk it can prevent chaffing.

[lizard_brain]

No doggy style jokes yet?

 

8D

[EWolfe]

if you line your lederhosen with silk it can prevent chaffing.

 

If you don't wash your laderhosen, you will smell like manly hiker.

 

This place is a veritable fount of good information!

[ZimZam]

and pick up an MLU just to be on the safe side.

[EWolfe]

Riding your Tauntaun will turn heads, too

[lizard_brain]

and pick up an MLU just to be on the safe side.

 

And a cell phone. That will make you safe.

 

 

[RogerJ]

And a cell phone. That will make you safe.

 

Turn the ringer on the loudest setting too so other's know you are practicing safe hiking.

 

-r

[archenemy]

Vibrate.

[lizard_brain]

Which helmet do you use when ascending the Haystack?