Next they're coming for us

[olyclimber]

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2007/02/22/AR2007022201007.html

 

linkenator. linkmeister.

[tvashtarkatena]

When you couple this with the current rhino raping elephant wave, this could spell trouble for the safari business.

[kevbone]

"It was really alarming how forceful it was," said lead researcher Jill D. Pruetz of Iowa State University, adding that it reminded her of the murderous shower scene in the Alfred Hitchcock movie "Psycho." "It was kind of scary."

 

What a pussy.

[archenemy]

Their thinking abilities have now surpassed you, kevbonk.

[Dechristo]

"Craig Stanford, a primatologist and professor of anthropology at the University of Southern California, stated, "the newest, and most shocking, development witnessed was the crafting of a new weapon by a female in the upper social structure referred to as 'arch-anima'. This weapon was composed of multiple sticks used simultaneously as a primitive semi-automatic assault weapon."

[archenemy]

This is funny too:

 

"I just knew right away that she was making a tool," Pruetz said, adding that she suspected -- with some horror -- what it was for.

 

Oh the horror! Is this a biologist we're talking to? Animals kill stuff. That's what they do. Why would the reaction be one of horror?

[tvashtarkatena]

"Craig Stanford, a primatologist and professor of anthropology at the University of Southern California, stated, "the newest, and most shocking, development witnessed was the crafting of a new weapon by a female in the upper social structure referred to as 'arch-anima'. This weapon was composed of multiple sticks used simultaneously as a primitive semi-automatic assault weapon."

 

"in more than one instance, the arch-anima was observed beating a tool, a bone apparently, with repeated, sharp jabs..."

[Dechristo]

Obviously, it's because ripping a semi-conscious small animal apart with hands and teeth is less barbaric.

[archenemy]

It's certainly more sporting and I don't think you need a license for that.

[Dechristo]

yeah, it's probably better than a poke in the eye with a sharp stick

[archenemy]

yeah, it's probably better than a poke in the eye with a sharp stick

[foraker]

let's ask the dude in the Ghey Pride shirt what he thinks

 

 

[archenemy]

Which one is kevbone?

[tvashtarkatena]

Bloody hell, thet chimpanzee's got mai boosh baiby!

Edited February 23, 2007 by tvashtarkatena

[archenemy]

What we really want to see is red hot monkey love. THey shouldn't bother us with the weaponry crap. We get enough of that in the news.

[Dechristo]

jungle fever

[tvashtarkatena]

Hey, here's some trivia we all can't use:

 

How do you control a full grown kangaroo? (this is true, actually).

 

You grab them by the end of their tail. They can't turn around to kick you into next week; their spinal column is too stiff. It also can't take any torsion, so when you want them to turn right, you gently twist the tail clockwise, etc...

 

You heard it here first.

[Dechristo]

the same technique works on GW

[archenemy]

And some of the men I've dated.

[Weekend_Climberz]

Oh shit, now I bet Bushy and Co. are going to list these guys on the "Axis of Evil", it's only a matter of a few years before they discover New-cue-lar energy and start building a bomb. THEY ARE TERRORISTS.

[archenemy]

Right after they hand those two old ladies arrested yesterday for trying to talk to their senator

[dmuja]

females -- the main makers and users of spears among the Senegalese chimps -- tend to be the innovators and creative problem solvers

 

Men, We must ban together! Keep them in the kitchen! the hairy little nymphs.

[tvashtarkatena]

It's hopeless.

 

Walk up to any woman and tell her "I want to poke your bush, baby" and see how fast she makes you look like a tool.

[archenemy]

It's hopeless.

 

Walk up to any woman and tell her "I want to poke your bush, baby" and see how fast she makes you look like a tool.

And then use your tool.

[Stonehead]

Ya, with robotic arms.

 

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