olyclimber Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2007/02/22/AR2007022201007.html linkenator. linkmeister. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tvashtarkatena Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 When you couple this with the current rhino raping elephant wave, this could spell trouble for the safari business. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevbone Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 "It was really alarming how forceful it was," said lead researcher Jill D. Pruetz of Iowa State University, adding that it reminded her of the murderous shower scene in the Alfred Hitchcock movie "Psycho." "It was kind of scary." What a pussy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archenemy Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 Their thinking abilities have now surpassed you, kevbonk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dechristo Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 "Craig Stanford, a primatologist and professor of anthropology at the University of Southern California, stated, "the newest, and most shocking, development witnessed was the crafting of a new weapon by a female in the upper social structure referred to as 'arch-anima'. This weapon was composed of multiple sticks used simultaneously as a primitive semi-automatic assault weapon." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archenemy Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 This is funny too: "I just knew right away that she was making a tool," Pruetz said, adding that she suspected -- with some horror -- what it was for. Oh the horror! Is this a biologist we're talking to? Animals kill stuff. That's what they do. Why would the reaction be one of horror? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tvashtarkatena Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 "Craig Stanford, a primatologist and professor of anthropology at the University of Southern California, stated, "the newest, and most shocking, development witnessed was the crafting of a new weapon by a female in the upper social structure referred to as 'arch-anima'. This weapon was composed of multiple sticks used simultaneously as a primitive semi-automatic assault weapon." "in more than one instance, the arch-anima was observed beating a tool, a bone apparently, with repeated, sharp jabs..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dechristo Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 Obviously, it's because ripping a semi-conscious small animal apart with hands and teeth is less barbaric. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archenemy Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 It's certainly more sporting and I don't think you need a license for that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dechristo Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 yeah, it's probably better than a poke in the eye with a sharp stick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archenemy Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 yeah, it's probably better than a poke in the eye with a sharp stick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
foraker Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 let's ask the dude in the Ghey Pride shirt what he thinks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archenemy Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 Which one is kevbone? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tvashtarkatena Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 (edited) Bloody hell, thet chimpanzee's got mai boosh baiby! Edited February 23, 2007 by tvashtarkatena Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archenemy Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 What we really want to see is red hot monkey love. THey shouldn't bother us with the weaponry crap. We get enough of that in the news. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dechristo Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 jungle fever Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tvashtarkatena Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 Hey, here's some trivia we all can't use: How do you control a full grown kangaroo? (this is true, actually). You grab them by the end of their tail. They can't turn around to kick you into next week; their spinal column is too stiff. It also can't take any torsion, so when you want them to turn right, you gently twist the tail clockwise, etc... You heard it here first. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dechristo Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 the same technique works on GW Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archenemy Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 And some of the men I've dated. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weekend_Climberz Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 Oh shit, now I bet Bushy and Co. are going to list these guys on the "Axis of Evil", it's only a matter of a few years before they discover New-cue-lar energy and start building a bomb. THEY ARE TERRORISTS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archenemy Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 Right after they hand those two old ladies arrested yesterday for trying to talk to their senator Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dmuja Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 females -- the main makers and users of spears among the Senegalese chimps -- tend to be the innovators and creative problem solvers Men, We must ban together! Keep them in the kitchen! the hairy little nymphs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tvashtarkatena Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 It's hopeless. Walk up to any woman and tell her "I want to poke your bush, baby" and see how fast she makes you look like a tool. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archenemy Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 It's hopeless. Walk up to any woman and tell her "I want to poke your bush, baby" and see how fast she makes you look like a tool. And then use your tool. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stonehead Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 Ya, with robotic arms. TK1WBA9Xl3c Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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