matopis Posted February 20, 2007 Share Posted February 20, 2007 Here's a late night thought. What if there was an area on the cascade climbers website where you could post your climbing resume. That way when you get lost on mount doom and we read about you in the newspaper, we can make bets as to whether or not you are going to make it out alive. You could include things like "I usually carry my MLU" or "I subscribe to the self-rescue quaterly". This could also help reduce some of the smack talk on the forum, since one could easily look up and determine that posers rule supreme in most forums. ok, there are disadvatages and clearly people will lie, but hey, whadaya tink? Matt BS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr_Flush_Amazing Posted February 20, 2007 Share Posted February 20, 2007 This is the best thread ever on CC.com. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-spotter Posted February 20, 2007 Share Posted February 20, 2007 Good idea, here's mine Also I can lead 6.4+ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DirtyHarry Posted February 20, 2007 Share Posted February 20, 2007 We could give scores like on 8a.nu.com. How many points for the Toof? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
matopis Posted February 20, 2007 Author Share Posted February 20, 2007 Thanks G-spotter. I can already tell we are going to need some translators for these resumes. What's that funny European way of rating climbs all about?! Just kidding. Matt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EWolfe Posted February 20, 2007 Share Posted February 20, 2007 Any climber worth his salt will REQUIRE you to submit your climbing resume for perusal before climbing with you. Unless you're bouldering... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
artschool Posted February 20, 2007 Share Posted February 20, 2007 I'm confused... When does the climbing resume? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Choada_Boy Posted February 20, 2007 Share Posted February 20, 2007 You can find my resume printed on my line of self-promotional T-shirts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peter_Puget Posted February 20, 2007 Share Posted February 20, 2007 References required? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevbone Posted February 20, 2007 Share Posted February 20, 2007 but hey, whadaya tink? This is a and should be in spray. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weekend_Climberz Posted February 20, 2007 Share Posted February 20, 2007 I have an 12-inch penis. Can I put that on my resume? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EWolfe Posted February 20, 2007 Share Posted February 20, 2007 I'm confused... When does the climbing resume? As soon as I see your references, Bisshes!!11! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DirtyHarry Posted February 20, 2007 Share Posted February 20, 2007 I have an 12-inch penis. Can I put that on my resume? You can do what you like but before you go handing out your resume you should warn people that you've rubbed your cock and balls all over it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weekend_Climberz Posted February 20, 2007 Share Posted February 20, 2007 I have an 12-inch penis. Can I put that on my resume? You can do what you like but before you go handing out your resume you should warn people that you've rubbed your cock and balls all over it. :lmao: :lmao: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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