matopis Posted February 20, 2007 Posted February 20, 2007 Here's a late night thought. What if there was an area on the cascade climbers website where you could post your climbing resume. That way when you get lost on mount doom and we read about you in the newspaper, we can make bets as to whether or not you are going to make it out alive. You could include things like "I usually carry my MLU" or "I subscribe to the self-rescue quaterly". This could also help reduce some of the smack talk on the forum, since one could easily look up and determine that posers rule supreme in most forums. ok, there are disadvatages and clearly people will lie, but hey, whadaya tink? Matt BS Quote
Dr_Flush_Amazing Posted February 20, 2007 Posted February 20, 2007 This is the best thread ever on CC.com. Quote
G-spotter Posted February 20, 2007 Posted February 20, 2007 Good idea, here's mine Also I can lead 6.4+ Quote
DirtyHarry Posted February 20, 2007 Posted February 20, 2007 We could give scores like on 8a.nu.com. How many points for the Toof? Quote
matopis Posted February 20, 2007 Author Posted February 20, 2007 Thanks G-spotter. I can already tell we are going to need some translators for these resumes. What's that funny European way of rating climbs all about?! Just kidding. Matt Quote
EWolfe Posted February 20, 2007 Posted February 20, 2007 Any climber worth his salt will REQUIRE you to submit your climbing resume for perusal before climbing with you. Unless you're bouldering... Quote
artschool Posted February 20, 2007 Posted February 20, 2007 I'm confused... When does the climbing resume? Quote
Choada_Boy Posted February 20, 2007 Posted February 20, 2007 You can find my resume printed on my line of self-promotional T-shirts. Quote
kevbone Posted February 20, 2007 Posted February 20, 2007 but hey, whadaya tink? This is a and should be in spray. Quote
Weekend_Climberz Posted February 20, 2007 Posted February 20, 2007 I have an 12-inch penis. Can I put that on my resume? Quote
EWolfe Posted February 20, 2007 Posted February 20, 2007 I'm confused... When does the climbing resume? As soon as I see your references, Bisshes!!11! Quote
DirtyHarry Posted February 20, 2007 Posted February 20, 2007 I have an 12-inch penis. Can I put that on my resume? You can do what you like but before you go handing out your resume you should warn people that you've rubbed your cock and balls all over it. Quote
Weekend_Climberz Posted February 20, 2007 Posted February 20, 2007 I have an 12-inch penis. Can I put that on my resume? You can do what you like but before you go handing out your resume you should warn people that you've rubbed your cock and balls all over it. :lmao: :lmao: Quote
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