kevbone Posted February 3, 2007 Posted February 3, 2007 P.S. What does big, jumbo, lactating mama got t'do wid anything? (No you aren't REQUIRED to answer that....maybe the speculation be more fun.) Nothing! You like? Mama Quote
Dechristo Posted February 3, 2007 Posted February 3, 2007 ...I have turned to the computer for sanctity. Thank you for understanding. Yes, I understand. Spray is sacred. or, did you mean to say ...I have turned to the computer for sagtitty. Thank you for understanding. http://www.cascadeclimbers.com/plab/data/503/Huge_boobs.jpg I believe you've forced us all to understand this. Quote
AlpineK Posted February 3, 2007 Posted February 3, 2007 Now now boys, fighting's out of style. Fun's where the fairs at...in the future that is. Quote
drater Posted February 3, 2007 Author Posted February 3, 2007 buncha dirty hippies, the lot of you!!! Quote
Off_White Posted February 3, 2007 Posted February 3, 2007 Now now boys, fighting's out of style. Fun's where the fairs at...in the future that is. You don't know how many blank stares I get when people ask me my name and I tell them, "Uh, Clem" Glad to see your grey matter coughing up such phlegmish nuggets. Quote
Raindawg Posted February 3, 2007 Posted February 3, 2007 You are not a prince either. Why yes I am! Go ahead ask this guy: One could interpret your posts to be ignorant blather. One could interpret your posts to be nothing but drivel. What say? "ignorant blather", sir? "drivel", sir? I've been involved with this site under various manifestations since 2001 and brought for your enrichment such gems as: - Big Lou Haiku; - the story of the epic "Cirque Expedition" during which "pope" crapped on his girlfriend's sleeping bag; - endless informative rants about how lame sport-climbing is; - news of Big Lou sightings; - loads of quality advice on how to improve Lambone's climbing gym by employing burned-out ex-climbers as party clowns; - dramatic images of playwright Tom Stoppard pondering and then arguing the VERY IMPORTANT leashless ice-tool question: Pondering Arguing I've also contributed exciting pictures of drunks: My first intention on this site was to gather information on a climb I wanted to do near Seattle. There's a great place to climb in Renton. My girlfriend, Amber, whom I met on this site, took me there and I climb there all year 'round because it's overhanging granite with loads of cracks! I used to climb 2 to 3 days a week even through winter. Now I have a newborn in my house so my climbing days are gone for a while and I have turned to the computer for sanctity. the bone. You should be "Bone Jr." The original "bone" was Mr. Lambone, who opened an exciting climbing gym somewhere in Oregon. But since he's rarely around here, I suppose you can usurp the coveted title of the bone... Just don't start calling yourself "Big Lou" Quote
Off_White Posted February 3, 2007 Posted February 3, 2007 Even "Tub Girl" was more entertaining! I miss tub girl. Has anyone told you this week that you are a special woman? Quote
AlpineK Posted February 3, 2007 Posted February 3, 2007 The piece opens as a special bus appears, carrying a group of tourists along a typical suburban street. When the bus stops, vegetable-shaped holograms appear out of thin air and begin singing a song to entice more people to board the bus. At this point, the main character, Clem boards the bus and takes an open seat next to one of many bozos on the bus. The bus soon resumes its journey and proceeds to its final destination, a World's Fair-like exhibit comparing the past and future. Once there, Clem joins other tourists in various interactive exhibits, including one that asks Clem his name. When he hesitantly responds "Uh... Clem", the computer accepts this and refers to him from that point onwards as "Uh-Clem". The automated exhibits finally lead to the President of the United States, which is a computer given a voice reminiscent of then-President Richard Nixon. When Clem reaches the front of the line, he turns out to know the right things to say to the computer to break through its defenses ("This is Worker speaking. Hello.") and ask questions it can't answer ("Why does the Porridge Bird lay his eggs in the air?"), finally causing the "President" to shut down. When this attack fails to bring down the Fair's main computer system, Clem creates a holographic image of himself and sends it in to electronically confront the master computer, "Dr. Memory". Quote
Rainierwon Posted February 3, 2007 Posted February 3, 2007 Who's funnier... Kevbone (and his tag team buddy Pink).... Or Raindawg... There is no comparison really... RW Quote
Rainierwon Posted February 3, 2007 Posted February 3, 2007 No, just saying that Kevbone isn't in Raindawgs league.. Quote
kevbone Posted February 3, 2007 Posted February 3, 2007 No, just saying that Kevbone isn't in Raindawgs league.. Are there league's aroung here? Quote
archenemy Posted February 3, 2007 Posted February 3, 2007 Even "Tub Girl" was more entertaining! I miss tub girl. Has anyone told you this week that you are a special woman? Why yes, as a matter of fact. And then they invited me to compete inj their Olympics. Isn't that awesome? Quote
kevbone Posted February 3, 2007 Posted February 3, 2007 Has anyone told you this week that you are a special woman? Why yes, as a matter of fact. And then they invited me to compete inj their Olympics. Isn't that awesome? Hey Arch...you know whats better than winning a gold metal in YOUR special olympics is? Not being in YOUR special olympics. Quote
drater Posted February 3, 2007 Author Posted February 3, 2007 Hey Bone, you know what a funny response is? Apparently not. Quote
drater Posted February 4, 2007 Author Posted February 4, 2007 haha, I was just perusing your zero frixion pics. f'n fanboy. or should i say chickenhawk? Quote
billcoe Posted February 4, 2007 Posted February 4, 2007 Even "Tub Girl" was more entertaining! I miss tub girl. Has anyone told you this week that you are a special woman? Why yes, as a matter of fact. And then they invited me to compete inj their Olympics. Isn't that awesome? You miss tub girl? No Way. Not safe for work tub girl link You can have her anytime by clicking the link or following Dru around until he posts her pic. Tub olympics? Quote
pink Posted February 4, 2007 Posted February 4, 2007 bill, you have the right to remain silent....................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................... Quote
archenemy Posted February 4, 2007 Posted February 4, 2007 Even "Tub Girl" was more entertaining! I miss tub girl. Has anyone told you this week that you are a special woman? Why yes, as a matter of fact. And then they invited me to compete inj their Olympics. Isn't that awesome? You miss tub girl? No Way. Not safe for work tub girl link You can have her anytime by clicking the link or following Dru around until he posts her pic. Tub olympics? Thanks man! I'd forgotten about those cute socks she's wearing. I love it. Quote
kevbone Posted February 4, 2007 Posted February 4, 2007 safe for work tub girl link[/url] That is gross. That is also no real...no one in there right mind would do that. Quote
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