G-spotter Posted January 24, 2007 Posted January 24, 2007 Kevbone, your mama is sooooooooooooooooooo fat, she doesn't have a waistline, she has a waist "area". Quote
tvashtarkatena Posted January 24, 2007 Posted January 24, 2007 Yo mama so fat, if you're closer than 50 miles, she just looks like a flat wall. Quote
tvashtarkatena Posted January 25, 2007 Posted January 25, 2007 Yo mama gotta spread like a Texas oil tycoon. Quote
tvashtarkatena Posted January 25, 2007 Posted January 25, 2007 Yo mama got mo booty than Blackbeard. Quote
tvashtarkatena Posted January 25, 2007 Posted January 25, 2007 (edited) Yo mama got mo back than Dick Cheney on tax day. Edited January 25, 2007 by tvashtarkatena Quote
mtn_mouse Posted January 25, 2007 Posted January 25, 2007 Yo mama is a hampster, and yo fatha smells of elderberry. Quote
G-spotter Posted January 25, 2007 Posted January 25, 2007 Yo mama so fat, when she walk, her ass look like two manatees wrestling in oil Quote
Seahawks Posted January 25, 2007 Posted January 25, 2007 Yo mamma so fat, that you can slap her ankles and ride the wave in. Quote
G-spotter Posted January 25, 2007 Posted January 25, 2007 You mama so fat she got two first names: Sue and Moe Quote
richard_noggin Posted January 25, 2007 Author Posted January 25, 2007 Yo mama so fat she is considered the the worlds largest oil reserve! Quote
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