G-spotter Posted January 23, 2007 Share Posted January 23, 2007 Don't you mean "YOUR the best kevbone" baa Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
E-rock Posted January 23, 2007 Share Posted January 23, 2007 Don't you mean "YOUR the best kevbone" baa  Whateva, I do what I want. I dont' have time to learn how to spell and rite smarkt and stuff cuz I'ms spending way toom much time outdoors doing climbing stuff and walking up to crags ans spraying to ttotal strangrts abouta ll my big sneds. I have a kid and I don't hav e time to learn stuff like riting becuase I have to be a daddy and that takes a lot of time and energy and prayer to jessus becuase if I kknow one thing it's that I'm not gonna miss out on my kid's childhood by wasting time trying to learns stuf that he should have to learn too. And my wife is like super smart shej's a lwayer and she can teack him all the smarty pants stuff while I teach him all the cool stuff like how to cram the beta for Princely Ambitions down some unsexpecting strangers throat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted January 23, 2007 Share Posted January 23, 2007 its not "wife"...its "my babies mama". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-spotter Posted January 23, 2007 Share Posted January 23, 2007 yo baby momma so fat she makes rosie look like the afters in a diet commercial Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevbone Posted January 23, 2007 Share Posted January 23, 2007 You mamma is so fat....I wanted to get on her good side.....so I took the bus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevbone Posted January 23, 2007 Share Posted January 23, 2007 tvashtarkatena.....you not getting in on this? Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catbirdseat Posted January 23, 2007 Share Posted January 23, 2007 (edited) What right do the elks have to encroach on suburban development? They belong in a zoo. Even though the War on Terror and the War on Drugs aren't exactly success stories,we should be proud that we are winning the War on Nature. Hey Decristo, weren't you a cabin boy for John Wayne when he stopped in the lovely rainshadow of See-kwim and put his root down? I heard a story on the radio that they are going to move 85 elk from the Acme Valley to the hills above Darrington. Can't find the story in the local newspapers though. So apparently there are already a few elk in the Darrington area, which I never knew. Maybe we'll start seeing elk up the Clear Creek drainage? It's really happening in Acme. Edited January 23, 2007 by catbirdseat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
E-rock Posted January 23, 2007 Share Posted January 23, 2007 tvashtarkatena.....you not getting in on this? Â Yeah, r yuh? I don't see you posting which should be a pretty good indicator that you aren't but in case I'm mistaken somebody made a yomama joke and I tried making one too and I thought you'd join in cuz I'm lonely. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StevenSeagal Posted January 23, 2007 Share Posted January 23, 2007 yo baby momma so fat she makes rosie look like the afters in a diet commercial  Dru, Yo momma's so fat, when she puts on a red dress, everyone yells, "HEY KOOL AID!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-spotter Posted January 23, 2007 Share Posted January 23, 2007 Stevie boy, yo mama so fat, each side of her ass has its own zip code Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StevenSeagal Posted January 23, 2007 Share Posted January 23, 2007 Your Momma's SO FAT after sex I roll over twice and I'm still on her. Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lI1|1! Posted January 23, 2007 Share Posted January 23, 2007 Your Momma's SO FAT after sex I roll over twice and I'm still on her. Â too much info. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-spotter Posted January 23, 2007 Share Posted January 23, 2007 yo mama so fat she caused the indonesian tsunami when she farted in the tub Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StevenSeagal Posted January 23, 2007 Share Posted January 23, 2007 Your Momma's so fat her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-spotter Posted January 24, 2007 Share Posted January 24, 2007 yo mama so fat she can't see any part of her body below the chin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StevenSeagal Posted January 24, 2007 Share Posted January 24, 2007 Your Momma's so fat her nickname is "DAAAMN!!" Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-spotter Posted January 24, 2007 Share Posted January 24, 2007 you mama so fat, she makes the venus of willendorf look anorexic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StevenSeagal Posted January 24, 2007 Share Posted January 24, 2007 Your Momma's so fat when she jumped into the air she got stuck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-spotter Posted January 24, 2007 Share Posted January 24, 2007 and they had to go to six letters for her cup size Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-spotter Posted January 24, 2007 Share Posted January 24, 2007 yo mama can't even jump, stevie boy. she sprained her ass thinking about it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StevenSeagal Posted January 24, 2007 Share Posted January 24, 2007 Your Momma's so fat she can't even jump to a conclusion. Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-spotter Posted January 24, 2007 Share Posted January 24, 2007 the doctor told yo mama to eat more vegetables, but she kept chipping her teeth on the wheelchairs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StevenSeagal Posted January 24, 2007 Share Posted January 24, 2007 Your Momma's so fat she caught that flesh-eating virus and was given 10 years to live. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StevenSeagal Posted January 24, 2007 Share Posted January 24, 2007 Your Momma's so fat she could sell shade. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Phil Posted January 24, 2007 Share Posted January 24, 2007 Your Momma's so fat when she goes to a restaurant she gets an estimate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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