joblo7 Posted January 15, 2007 Share Posted January 15, 2007 may i postulate for post of: secretary of secretarial studies ? sir. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tvashtarkatena Posted January 15, 2007 Share Posted January 15, 2007 (edited) A new flag will be needed. Red, white and blue goes with nothing...it's worse than the Ford logo. No, the new, greener America will need the same color on its flag, perhaps in the shape of a leaf, from a plant that everyone is familiar with and that truly speaks to our national character...I'm consulting my staff for ideas... common name: Showy Loco Weed A flag with lavendar will be highly controversial. Edited January 16, 2007 by tvashtarkatena Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joblo7 Posted January 16, 2007 Share Posted January 16, 2007 we cant send a fagulent message to our nucular enemies! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tvashtarkatena Posted January 16, 2007 Share Posted January 16, 2007 The official motto of the United States will be "One of the Top Ten Best Countries in the World." This alone should balance the budget within a year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joblo7 Posted January 16, 2007 Share Posted January 16, 2007 mr pres! its seems we only appointed white folks! again! George Clinton will be Secretary of Funk. with bootsy collins on bass!!!!!!!!!! as under sec. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tvashtarkatena Posted January 16, 2007 Share Posted January 16, 2007 Rather than threaten or punish North Korea, we will reward them for their hutzpah by granting them the territory of Iraq. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joblo7 Posted January 16, 2007 Share Posted January 16, 2007 " we're not the best country in the world but we're right up there in the top ten" on the five note. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tvashtarkatena Posted January 16, 2007 Share Posted January 16, 2007 mr pres! its seems we only appointed white folks! again! George Clinton will be Secretary of Funk. with bootsy collins on bass!!!!!!!!!! as under sec. Mount Rushmore will be recarved into the faces of Jimi Hendrix, Miles Davis, James Brown, and Hank Williams Sr. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joblo7 Posted January 16, 2007 Share Posted January 16, 2007 sir!! what the fuck are we gonna do with that zion crap! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cindy66 Posted January 16, 2007 Share Posted January 16, 2007 YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! ! ! CALL CINDY! No , do not CALL me.....I will have no choice but to give it to my secretary. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joblo7 Posted January 16, 2007 Share Posted January 16, 2007 mr pres! its seems we only appointed white folks! again! George Clinton will be Secretary of Funk. with bootsy collins on bass!!!!!!!!!! as under sec. Mount Rushmore will be recarved into the faces of Jimi Hendrix, Miles Davis, James Brown, and Hank Williams Sr. amen to that mothamoka!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
counterfeitfake Posted January 16, 2007 Share Posted January 16, 2007 Giving it to your secretary is one of the perks of holding office. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joblo7 Posted January 16, 2007 Share Posted January 16, 2007 YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! ! ! CALL CINDY! No , do not CALL me.....I will have no choice but to give it to my secretary. DONT WAIT FOR MY CALL TO GIVE IT TO HER!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tvashtarkatena Posted January 16, 2007 Share Posted January 16, 2007 YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! ! ! CALL CINDY! No , do not CALL me.....I will have no choice but to give it to my secretary. Lonely, rural women faced with first dates will be granted the service of big, strapping secret service agents who cook a mean huevos rancheros and can fix the dryer...in case the date doesn't work out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joblo7 Posted January 16, 2007 Share Posted January 16, 2007 I'M BIG AND I CAN FIX A DRYER, BUT SHIT! i cant cook!!!! ...... call me??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tvashtarkatena Posted January 16, 2007 Share Posted January 16, 2007 (edited) No excuses. Cooking for Dummies Besides...you've got zero chance of getting a security clearance. Edited January 16, 2007 by tvashtarkatena Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joblo7 Posted January 16, 2007 Share Posted January 16, 2007 we need some one to head the "agricuture/bovine growing thing" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joblo7 Posted January 16, 2007 Share Posted January 16, 2007 No excuses. Cooking for Dummies Besides...you've got zero chance of getting a security clearance. aint that the truth! ruth! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joblo7 Posted January 16, 2007 Share Posted January 16, 2007 but if i go fix cindy's dryer i'll dress as a SS. agent. she'll be' right... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaskadskyjKozak Posted January 16, 2007 Share Posted January 16, 2007 "Pinko Puke"? That is so Jet Age. how about shelaq load eating jizz burping hippie? How about a shellac load eating jizz burping hippie that can spell, think, an insult past the 4th grade level? You're basically K Kubed after massive head trauma; very difficult to dumb his one note runny stool down any further, but you're managing beautifully. If you were a nicer little doggie someone might come along and unchain you from your cement filled tire. Бідний Твашочка чує дзвін та не знає де й він. З таким шматком гівна нема жодної причини втратити ні однієї хвилиночки "серйозним" аргументом. Чому кидати перлини перед свиней? Той має зіпсований розум імовірний через одну й ту хворобу, що скінчила життя його улюбленого Владіміра Илич. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fairweather Posted January 19, 2007 Author Share Posted January 19, 2007 60% of the Venezuelan people have spoken - and the constitution lies in shreds at the feet of a dictator who now has the power to rule by decree. MattP, Sexual Chocolate, Prole, and the newbie ass-clowns here are happy as can be. Mob-rules. No going back. Good job. http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/6277379.stm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Phil Posted January 19, 2007 Share Posted January 19, 2007 60% of the Venezuelan people have spoken - and the constitution lies in shreds at the feet of a dictator who now has the power to rule by decree. MattP, Sexual Chocolate, Prole, and the newbie ass-clowns here are happy as can be. Mob-rules. No going back. Good job. http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/6277379.stm And we elected Bush. Twice. What's your point? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JayB Posted January 19, 2007 Share Posted January 19, 2007 Once again, "Shocking." In other news, "Experts Say: Law of Gravity Still in Effect." I hope that - for the rest of the people who happen to inhabit that second-most-dismal-and-perpetually-fucked continent - at the very least the future plight of the Venezuelans proves edifying in a way that the previous 50 "Peoples Revolutions" in South America have not been. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fairweather Posted January 19, 2007 Author Share Posted January 19, 2007 60% of the Venezuelan people have spoken - and the constitution lies in shreds at the feet of a dictator who now has the power to rule by decree. MattP, Sexual Chocolate, Prole, and the newbie ass-clowns here are happy as can be. Mob-rules. No going back. Good job. http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/6277379.stm And we elected Bush. Twice. What's your point? If you think this is a valid comparison, you're livin in a whole 'nuther universe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattp Posted January 19, 2007 Share Posted January 19, 2007 Where do you get the idea that "mattp, Sexual Chocolate, Prole, and the newbie ass-clowns" are particularly happy about what Mr. Chavez is up to? Maybe I missed it, but all I recall from this thread is a couple of statements about how he WAS in fact elected, and as far as we know he DID actually live up to his campaign rhetoric about what his leadership style would be -- unlike Mr. Bush. You are right: if anyone thinks there is a valid comparison they are living in a different universe. Chavez is a bellicose opportunist, but Venezuela is at least at present not posing a great threat to anybody else and thus is relatively harmless in the grand scale of things. Bush is a bellicose opportunist, but he has the keys to the US military and economic machine. He has brought war to Iraq and Afghanistan, and now he wants to broaden it to include Syria and Iran. Are you, Mr. Fairweather, "happy as can be" about that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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