Terrorist Attack

[lI1|1!]

we could always retaliate with a

[archenemy]

Clearly such evil could only be perpetrated by the Dalai Llama and the Tibetan militia. If we're all goin down at least a little irony would help lighten the mood.

I like the idea of everybody going down.

Much better than the nuclear thingy.

[underworld]

what if kim and osama bombed each other to eliminate the possibility of the other being the first to bomb the U.S.

 

now, who would you prefer to survive that one? and...would you prefer it for the purposes of having THAT surviver bomb us? or to prevent the other bomber from bombing us?

 

 

in 5 words or less

[counterfeitfake]

I propose we bomb both countries and name them Bombbombistan.

[ZimZam]

we could always retaliate with a

 

Nuclear MIRV

[Fairweather]

Kim Jong Ill. He uses only enriched Uranium in his weapons. Uranium is nature's bounty, straight from the earth. I'm trying to stay healthy these days, and Osama's weapon would likely contain a fusion-boosted plutonium core from a Soviet stockpile. Very unhealthy, IMO, because as most of you already know, Plutonium is not natural.

[G-spotter]

free range organic nuke the baby gay whales?

[ZimZam]

Fuck Osama! Shove his face in Arch's parking space after eating all yu can eat ribs from Bucky's.

[tvashtarkatena]

Kim Jong Ill. He uses only enriched Uranium in his weapons. Uranium is nature's bounty, straight from the earth. I'm trying to stay healthy these days, and Osama's weapon would likely contain a fusion-boosted plutonium core from a Soviet stockpile. Very unhealthy, IMO, because as most of you already know, Plutonium is not natural.

 

I don't know. Osama might wish to shop local to support his community. Pakistan also uses enriched Uranium, so I think you might be able to go either way and still adhere to the organic philosophy. Be sure your Uranium 235 is enriched using only the very purest natural spring water.

[Fairweather]

Let's face it. A hydrogen bomb is clearly the healthiest way to be incinerated. Light and natural, with no messy neutrons. Too bad they're so big and expensive. It's not fair to the underpriveledged that only the wealthy can afford the best weapons.

[tvashtarkatena]

Nothing says "I love you" like a 25 million degree bouquet. And the sky afterwards? To die for.

[sexual_chocolate]

Fuck Osama! Shove his face in Arch's parking space after eating all yu can eat ribs from Bucky's.

 

So I take it your preference is being nuclear bombarded by kim il-jong then.

[Fairweather]

Yes. I hear it's beautiful. I've read rumors about a Cobalt weapon in the arsenal too. Now that would make for some beautiful blue/indigo desert glassware if retaliation was in order.

[Raindawg]

I posted this somewhere, and also wanted your opinion:

 

If there was a nuclear attack on the US, and everyone got killed, who would you wish was the guy who did it, Osama bin Laden, or kim jong-il?

 

I'm not saying I'm wishing for an attack, mind you. Just if one was inevitable....So my vote would be for Osama to bomb us (if it had to happen).

 

What do you think?

 

What do I think?

 

I think you're a rather disturbed tool to be asking such a question...why don't you head off to REI and weigh the various merits of quick-draws. You'll sleep better with all the dreams of Exit 38 glory.

 

whatever....

 

 

 

[tvashtarkatena]

Yes. I hear it's beautiful. I've read rumors about a Cobalt weapon in the arsenal too. Now that would make for some beautiful blue/indigo desert glassware if retaliation was in order.

 

Imagine a set of Zambuca glasses that you don't have to light on fire: they already glow.

 

If I were the US government, I'd start booking tourist charter flights to the Korean peninsula.

 

It's Spaten Pils time. Later.

Edited January 6, 2007 by tvashtarkatena

[Dechristo]

pretend the end is real close and you have to say it now!

 

I choose Carol Merrill's box on the floor

[TREETOAD]

Osama is a very cool customer, he always seems so laid back and calm. The Korean dude looks like James Brown after a night of crack use. I go with big O

[tvashtarkatena]

Did you ever think that's because you're a media whore? Maybe Kim looks disheveled because he's pullin' all nighters to destroy America. Didn't think about that? I didn't think so.

[Buckaroo]

I don't even think Osama is alive. The last 2 vids were pretty fake. Very poor quality, when all the previous vids were high quality. Even if he is alive, he's still just a patsy.

 

[TREETOAD]

Fucking awesome picture!! Especially Rum buba It's the Leo Strauss club monthly meeting.

[joblo7]

I don't even think Osama is alive. The last 2 vids were pretty fake. Very poor quality, when all the previous vids were high quality. Even if he is alive, he's still just a patsy.

 

 

i hope we see the day!

[lI1|1!]

i don't know why people worry about the future. there's only two possibilities:

 

1) the world will end

 

2) life will go on

 

either way the problem's solved.