lI1|1! Posted December 28, 2006 Posted December 28, 2006 it's because my nails are too long. every once in a while my nails start to get a little long. initially i enjoy the increased ability long nails have for pulling buggers out of your nose, escpecially if they're way up there. but then i start picking my nose too aggressively and scratching spots. guess i'll have to break down and clip my nails. Quote
sobo Posted December 28, 2006 Posted December 28, 2006 Finally! Someone able to eloquently put into words what I have believed for oh so many years. Tinkerbell, I humble myself before thee! Quote
Raindawg Posted December 28, 2006 Posted December 28, 2006 it's because my nails are too long. every once in a while my nails start to get a little long. initially i enjoy the increased ability long nails have for pulling buggers out of your nose, escpecially if they're way up there. but then i start picking my nose too aggressively and scratching spots. Maybe if you could grow your schnoz this big you'd have more harvesting room: Quote
Mr_Phil Posted December 28, 2006 Posted December 28, 2006 The other problem is that cold weather means heated interiors, which are typically very dry. This dries out the inside of my nose, and I end up peeling off mucus membrane with the boogers. The resulting blood clots just makes things worse. Quote
kevbone Posted December 28, 2006 Posted December 28, 2006 The other problem is that cold weather means heated interiors, which are typically very dry. This dries out the inside of my ass, and I end up peeling off pieces of crap and poop. The resulting dirty underwere is smelly. Dude you are nasty. Quote
TREETOAD Posted December 28, 2006 Posted December 28, 2006 I only pick my nose until I start to forget stuff Quote
TREETOAD Posted December 28, 2006 Posted December 28, 2006 My nose is on strike and I have to pick it Quote
sobo Posted December 28, 2006 Posted December 28, 2006 Cute, TT. How long did it take you to make that up? Or did you steal that joke from your kid? Quote
TREETOAD Posted December 28, 2006 Posted December 28, 2006 I think it is an old Red Skelton joke. You must admit that there is something deeply satisfying about having your index finger jambed to the fourth knuckle inside your cranium. Somehow I find it centers me. Quote
Dechristo Posted December 28, 2006 Posted December 28, 2006 (edited) may the bird of paradise fly up your nose in lieu of having olfactory fastidiousness in fingernails of Nosferatu, fuckers. Edited December 28, 2006 by Dechristo Quote
Weekend_Climberz Posted December 28, 2006 Posted December 28, 2006 Tisk, tisk, tisk. Only in moderation my friend. Quote
Phil Jones Posted December 28, 2006 Posted December 28, 2006 I do my best nosepicking when I'm driving. And, I drive a convertible. Quote
sobo Posted December 28, 2006 Posted December 28, 2006 ...to the fourth knuckle... My Dog, man, what the hell species are you? Your strange digital construction aside, I agree with your sentiment completely. Speaking of stealing a joke from my kid... Q: How do you make a handkerchief dance? A: Put a little boogie in it. ba-dum ching! Quote
lI1|1! Posted December 29, 2006 Author Posted December 29, 2006 ok so i finally clipped my nails. i'm rediscovering the joy of friction boogers. you know, you get your finger up there and maximimize surface area and ever so gently peel one off. it's the little things in life. Quote
Mr_Phil Posted December 29, 2006 Posted December 29, 2006 You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose. But you can't pick your friend's nose. The angles aren't right. Unless you do the reacharound. Quote
sobo Posted December 29, 2006 Posted December 29, 2006 ok so i finally clipped my nails. i'm rediscovering the joy of friction boogers. you know, you get your finger up there and maximimize surface area and ever so gently peel one off. it's the little things in life. Again, pure eloquence. Friction bougars are great! Quote
pink Posted December 30, 2006 Posted December 30, 2006 Tisk, tisk, tisk. Only in moderation my friend. and stay away from that yellow snow as well. Quote
knotzen Posted December 30, 2006 Posted December 30, 2006 You must admit that there is something deeply satisfying about having your index finger jambed to the fourth knuckle inside your cranium. Somehow I find it centers me. This seems a natural point to segue into fisting, but I'll leave that to somebody else. Quote
Doug Posted December 31, 2006 Posted December 31, 2006 You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose. But you can't pick your friend's nose. You can pick your friends You can pick your nose But, you can't wipe your friends under the couch after you pick'em. This was the auto sig on my nephew's e-mail! Quote
TREETOAD Posted January 1, 2007 Posted January 1, 2007 You must admit that there is something deeply satisfying about having your index finger jambed to the fourth knuckle inside your cranium. Somehow I find it centers me. This seems a natural point to segue into fisting, but I'll leave that to somebody else. Now that really hurts!!! Quote
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