pink Posted December 20, 2006 Share Posted December 20, 2006 i'm like milk, i'll do your body good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NTM Posted December 20, 2006 Share Posted December 20, 2006 I'm pretty sure you're mentally retarded Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cobra_Commander Posted December 20, 2006 Share Posted December 20, 2006 can i explore you with my unmanned drone Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-spotter Posted December 20, 2006 Share Posted December 20, 2006 Can I fall in your half mile deep crevasse? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-spotter Posted December 20, 2006 Share Posted December 20, 2006 You're like a retard and I'm like velcro shoes. We were made for each other! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pink Posted December 20, 2006 Author Share Posted December 20, 2006 I'm pretty sure you're mentally retarded  that might work if she was retarded and proud of it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZimZam Posted December 20, 2006 Share Posted December 20, 2006 I'm pretty sure you're mentally retarded  "Take 'er to the zoo. I hear retards like the zoo." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pink Posted December 20, 2006 Author Share Posted December 20, 2006 (edited) I'm pretty sure you're mentally retarded  so i guess the special olympics is like a meat market for you. Edited December 20, 2006 by pink Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fairweather Posted December 20, 2006 Share Posted December 20, 2006 Alcohol is required, but a friend has found this one effective: Â Damn! Are those real? Â No way.....let's see. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pink Posted December 20, 2006 Author Share Posted December 20, 2006 can i use it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevbone Posted December 20, 2006 Share Posted December 20, 2006 Want to fuck? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pink Posted December 20, 2006 Author Share Posted December 20, 2006 sorry, but i just found out that your have warts on your dick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevbone Posted December 20, 2006 Share Posted December 20, 2006 sorry, but i just found out that your have warts on your dick. Â I swear it was a joke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pink Posted December 20, 2006 Author Share Posted December 20, 2006 that's what you get for dating that frog. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strumpett Posted December 20, 2006 Share Posted December 20, 2006 Was the frogs ass watertight? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pink Posted December 20, 2006 Author Share Posted December 20, 2006 just make sure your dick is dry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fenderfour Posted December 20, 2006 Share Posted December 20, 2006 You don't sweat much for a fat girl. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pink Posted December 20, 2006 Author Share Posted December 20, 2006 pigs don't sweat, where ya been? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
foraker Posted December 20, 2006 Share Posted December 20, 2006 Want to fuck? Â I used to know someone who used that one. Most of the time, he got smacked upside the head. But every now and then.... Of course, I imagine it helps to have no standards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pink Posted December 20, 2006 Author Share Posted December 20, 2006 Want to fuck? Â I used to know someone who used that one. Most of the time, he got smacked upside the head. But every now and then.... Of course, I imagine it helps to have no standards. Â booze is the key. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-spotter Posted December 20, 2006 Share Posted December 20, 2006 pink up line Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catbirdseat Posted December 20, 2006 Share Posted December 20, 2006 (edited) You don't sweat much for a fat girl. A classic backhanded compliment. Â Here's another. "I really don't like those skinny-as-a-rail chicks. I like girls like you, who have a little meat on them." Edited December 20, 2006 by catbirdseat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pink Posted December 20, 2006 Author Share Posted December 20, 2006 good luck with that one. obviously you have been drinking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pope Posted December 20, 2006 Share Posted December 20, 2006 Me and some buddies were getting tanked one night and came up with this peronal add for the Stranger: Â "Make my enormity your priority." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TREETOAD Posted December 20, 2006 Share Posted December 20, 2006 Hey! Nice tooth! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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