pick up lines

[pink]

i'm like milk, i'll do your body good.

[NTM]

I'm pretty sure you're mentally retarded

[Cobra_Commander]

can i explore you with my unmanned drone

[G-spotter]

Can I fall in your half mile deep crevasse?

[G-spotter]

You're like a retard and I'm like velcro shoes. We were made for each other!

[pink]

I'm pretty sure you're mentally retarded

 

that might work if she was retarded and proud of it.

[ZimZam]

I'm pretty sure you're mentally retarded

 

"Take 'er to the zoo. I hear retards like the zoo."

[pink]

I'm pretty sure you're mentally retarded

 

so i guess the special olympics is like a meat market for you.

Edited December 20, 2006 by pink

[Fairweather]

Alcohol is required, but a friend has found this one effective:

 

Damn! Are those real?

 

No way.....let's see.

[pink]

can i use it?

[kevbone]

Want to fuck?

[pink]

sorry, but i just found out that your have warts on your dick.

[kevbone]

sorry, but i just found out that your have warts on your dick.

 

I swear it was a joke.

[pink]

that's what you get for dating that frog.

[strumpett]

Was the frogs ass watertight?

[pink]

just make sure your dick is dry.

[fenderfour]

You don't sweat much for a fat girl.

[pink]

pigs don't sweat, where ya been?

[foraker]

Want to fuck?

 

I used to know someone who used that one. Most of the time, he got smacked upside the head. But every now and then....

Of course, I imagine it helps to have no standards.

[pink]

Want to fuck?

 

I used to know someone who used that one. Most of the time, he got smacked upside the head. But every now and then....

Of course, I imagine it helps to have no standards.

 

booze is the key.

[G-spotter]

pink up line

[catbirdseat]

You don't sweat much for a fat girl.

A classic backhanded compliment.

 

Here's another. "I really don't like those skinny-as-a-rail chicks. I like girls like you, who have a little meat on them."

Edited December 20, 2006 by catbirdseat

[pink]

good luck with that one. obviously you have been drinking.

[pope]

Me and some buddies were getting tanked one night and came up with this peronal add for the Stranger:

 

"Make my enormity your priority."

[TREETOAD]

Hey! Nice tooth!