montanapup Posted November 10, 2006 Posted November 10, 2006 We think Mtnfreak has a hernia that just materialized this morning. So the question is....does he wait until Monday to see the Doc? or go into Emergency? I'm treating it like a science experiment and waiting to see the following: if it's strangulated, in 6 hours (countdown from around 1ish), we will see fever and severe pain and sickness! if he waits, he may need a bowel movement and he may have an obstruction due to the pushed out bowel being constricted by his abs if he makes it til Monday, who know all the wonderful things that may happen as he percolates and stews....he could blow up! Anyone? Anyone? Suggestions? Quote
montanapup Posted November 10, 2006 Author Posted November 10, 2006 Well, I think it's fun. I watched him push part of it back inside...but some is still sticking out. As for fun for him? Eh. Quote
Sol Posted November 10, 2006 Posted November 10, 2006 oh no. are you sure, i thought i had a hernia once but it turned out to be a pulled groin. i have a couple of friends who have had hernia's for months without complications, they just didn't have insurance to pay for surgery. what kind of hernia? i would wait to see the doc cuz you'll save yourself at least $500. Quote
catbirdseat Posted November 10, 2006 Posted November 10, 2006 The GP's office is closed aready? You might be able to get a nurse on the line for advice. Try that. Quote
chris Posted November 10, 2006 Posted November 10, 2006 Great. I live in a two room apartment, sitting less than 50' away from montanapup, and she goes and puts my question here... Yeah, I seem to have a ventral hernia, located immediately above my navel. Something was pushing out (start thinking about hte scene in Alien) but during a little exploratory palpatation I reduced it. So now I'm wondering - is it an emergency, or can I wait to be checked out by the University Clinic on Monday? Quote
montanapup Posted November 10, 2006 Author Posted November 10, 2006 It's an umbilical. And he does have some of the classical symptoms (pain with pressure, can poke it back in, it pokes back out, firm and isolated). Either way, I'm will to wait or go in now to demonstrate my support . Quote
catbirdseat Posted November 10, 2006 Posted November 10, 2006 (edited) Where's Norman_Clyde? He's an ER doc. Send him a PM and an E-mail. Doh, he just left for Antarctica. Edited November 10, 2006 by catbirdseat Quote
Weekend_Climberz Posted November 10, 2006 Posted November 10, 2006 Like an old mentor of mine used to say, "If there is doubt, there is no doubt." Dude, go see a Doc man!! Either way, you'll be better off. Unless you don't have insurance Quote
chris Posted November 10, 2006 Posted November 10, 2006 Ithasn't been an umbilical for 34+ years, it is a navel. And I don't have anything poking out now, that what reduced means. Quote
montanapup Posted November 10, 2006 Author Posted November 10, 2006 My thoughts exactly. But, being the science geek that I am and with a very big interest in medicine and illness, I find this Absolutely frickin' fabulous! Quote
Jim Posted November 10, 2006 Posted November 10, 2006 I had and inguinal and discovered it while in Greece. Came back and the Doc was in no rush. Rafted Hell's Canyon (work related) then had my shoulder and the hernia thing done at one time. I would call the clinic and ask though. Quote
Winter Posted November 10, 2006 Posted November 10, 2006 The risk of a hernia is that the intestine gets squeezed and cuts off blood flow, in which case there is a good chance of death. If that doesn't happen, you should be fine. Make your own choices. Quote
chris Posted November 10, 2006 Posted November 10, 2006 Getting her to stop cackling would be worth a trip to the ER! Quote
montanapup Posted November 10, 2006 Author Posted November 10, 2006 Which is why I'm doing a countdown! Is death preceded by sepsis of some sort? Quote
catbirdseat Posted November 10, 2006 Posted November 10, 2006 The risk of a hernia is that the intestine gets squeezed and cuts off blood flow, in which case there is a good chance of death. If that doesn't happen, you should be fine. Make your own choices. As long as you give the hernia a poke every four hours or so you could stave off strangulation until Monday. That's only about a dozen pokes. Quote
Winter Posted November 10, 2006 Posted November 10, 2006 I believe death in these circumstances is preceded by the imediate emptying of the intestines below the constriction in combination with a short-lived bout of Turrets Syndrome. Quote
ClimbingPanther Posted November 10, 2006 Posted November 10, 2006 Though I'm not one to make broad medical generalizations in a subject I am no expert in, my two cents: My great-grandpa had something probably similar or identical to what you describe. He kept pushing it back in for the rest of his life. He didn't believe in doctors. That had nothing to do with his death, so I think you'll be OK for the weekend, personally. If constriction is supposedly a problem like the above post mentions, then stay loose man! No pull-ups and ab crunches until after surgery Quote
montanapup Posted November 10, 2006 Author Posted November 10, 2006 I believe death in these circumstances is preceded by the imediate emptying of the intestines below the constriction in combination with a short-lived bout of Turrets Syndrome. hmmm. I'm going to have to watch for the MF and F words then? Oh! He's calling! Gotta go! Quote
Weekend_Climberz Posted November 10, 2006 Posted November 10, 2006 Sounds like your kinda get your rocks off on this. What ever float your boat I guess. Quote
chris Posted November 10, 2006 Posted November 10, 2006 (edited) Sounds like your kinda get your rocks off on this. What ever float your boat I guess. She does, but so does every other medical geek I know. I called a 1-800 triage nurse that WWU provides. Its doesn't qualify a trip to the ER yet. But no heavy lifting this weekend, so no trip to the Eastside to try to find dry rock or any good trail runs in the rain. MF (oops, there's that Tourettes kicking in). EDIT: And the nurse said I should limit my diet to liquids until I get checked out on Monday. Guess this means lots of trips to Archers! Edited November 10, 2006 by mtnfreak Quote
cj001f Posted November 10, 2006 Posted November 10, 2006 Most pathetic thread ever? You be the judge! Quote
chris Posted November 10, 2006 Posted November 10, 2006 I thought so, but I'm not the original poster! Quote
montanapup Posted November 10, 2006 Author Posted November 10, 2006 EDIT: And the nurse said I should limit my diet to liquids until I get checked out on Monday. Guess this means lots of trips to Archers! No Pot Roast tonight. Damn! Quote
Doug Posted November 10, 2006 Posted November 10, 2006 (edited) Most pathetic thread ever? You be the judge! Rates right up (down) there with a poo thread... Mods, could you move this to spray, or splatter, or whatever the fuck this hernia thing will do. MP & MF, set up a web cam so we can follow the drama! Edited November 10, 2006 by Doug Quote
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