Outer Space Cluster F....

[G-spotter]

Call the phone.

[Alpinfox]

Listen you Johnny-Come-Lately-Spraysaurus; if you wanna spray on this thread you gotta be there at the crack of the original posting.

 

Now go back to your little events planning you neophyte gear puller.

[ericb]

It was pretty obvious from our conversation that he was not aware of the mayhem that ensued in our little virtual climbing fraternity.....and he's probabably a better man for it...bless his heart

[hawkeye69]

alpinfox,

 

in your thread about TR's please make a note that all TR's from now on must spawn at least three different threads that involve name calling, insults and vitriolic ad hominem attacks.

[Alpinfox]

 

Are you saying there are people out there who don't read cascadeclimbers.com everyday? Even after they just climbed Outer Space?

 

I'm ad homineumioonious with disbelief.

[olyclimber]

well...*chuckle* *chuckle*...I have to admit that I was the slow party that everyone is spraying about. I thought I was going to die! That route is scary!!!!! Next time I'm just going to set up a really long top rope and get the moves down.

[ericb]

can we please dumb down the language...I shouldn't need a dictionary to translate anything in Spray

[Alpinfox]

alpinfox,

 

in your thread about TR's please make a note that all TR's from now on must spawn at least three different threads that involve name calling, insults and vitriolic ad hominem attacks.

 

I think that is already written into the CC.com welcome letter. Or maybe it's just an emergent property of the dark psyche of repressed, depressed, stuck-at-work-rather-be-climbing spray monkeys.

 

Either way, I think it'll take care of itself.

 

Recommendation noted though. Keep 'em coming.

[ericb]

well...*chuckle* *chuckle*...I have to admit that I was the slow party that everyone is spraying about. I thought I was going to die! That route is scary!!!!! Next time I'm just going to set up a really long top rope and get the moves down.

 

Obvious lie...No way punk rock drummer would have talked is buddy down from kicking your ass

[olyclimber]

i could easily beat a punk rock drummer.... with witty cc.com ninja style retorts and comebacks!!!!!!!

[olyclimber]

alpinfox, you are a retarted asshat, and i am going to ban you!

[G-spotter]

can we please dumb down the language...I shouldn't need a dictionary to translate anything in Spray

 

[translate]stfu n00b[/translate]

[slothrop]

Is this some of that self-referential sarcasm I've heard goes on here? Sorry for asking, but I'm a newbie climber.

 

Where are the rappels for Outerspace?

[hawkeye69]

a punk rock drummer and a fight. that would have offered up much more useful discussions. like:

 

is it ok to pass when someone is getting their ass kicked?

 

must one offer first aid when the guy deserved a good ass kicking?

 

do punk rockers still have mohawks?

 

what are the ethical considerations of fighting on a ledge? what knot is the best for fighting on a ledge? is it fully equalized and non-extended?

 

i feel that a golden opportunity was lost

[olyclimber]

Is this some of that self-referential sarcasm I've heard goes on here? Sorry for asking, but I'm a newbie climber.

 

Where are the rappels for Outerspace?

 

ahahahhhahahahahahhahaha n00b!!!!

 

you need a re-entry vehicle and a parachute!!!

[ericb]

Hawkeye...devil's in the details.....it was the punk rock drummer stopping his buddy from kicking somebody's ass, and he intended to wait until the top of the route, not on the ledge. What I'd like to know is how he could see him to hit him without a headlamp.

[Cobra_Commander]

sounds like it would be good to get someone with a rope to show you around SCW. And you know what that person would be called right?

Wait for it....

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

....a guyed guide

[Alpinfox]

 

Page six isn't far away now boyz!

 

STROKE!

 

STROKE!

 

STROKE!

[hawkeye69]

eric that sheds light on the situation.

 

but still, would it be nice to offer the assistance of ones headlamp so he could kick some ass?

 

i detect some serious ethical considerations here...

[ericb]

agreed....would you loan your headlamp to someone to help them successfully negotiate the final pitches of a climb that you slowed them down on.....fully knowing that you would be giving them the tools necessary to kick your ass?

[olyclimber]

if some tools start playing grabass and fumbling around with their headlamps i will start kicking ass myself. putting on a headlamp on SCW is no different than bolting a plumb handcrack surrounded by chickenheads!

[slothrop]

You act like you're going to give them the headlamp, then f#$%in' chuck it at their heads just as it turns dark.

 

Then you put their nuts on a dresser and bang them shits with a spiked f#$%in' bat. BLAAAW!

[enelson]

alpinefox was right in the second post, this thing has legs , i mean this is really helping me get through the end of the day. wish i was there to pass out business cards for my spiked f#$%in' bat business.

[ericb]

Who in the hell would haul a heavy bat up there with all them chickenheads? Speed is safety noob

[slothrop]

STFU, you can jam a spiked f#$%in' bat in for pro when you run out of #2 Camalots.