airing of the grievences

[ivan]

in the spirit of seinfield i offer this:

 

jesus christ, can the news quit producing stories like the one i lifted this pic from? wtf does it do but make me want to yak up my iron-fortified cheerioes? seems like we get these fawking stories at least once a week...

[olyclimber]

i turned on the news for the first time in a long time on the drive home this evening and just about fucking blew a gasket on the shit that gets reported as if it really makes a difference....like the indepth criminal history of the druggie chick who t-boned the cop and killed him...WTF?

[G-spotter]

American news is teh suck. Didn't you know that?

[lI1|1!]

zaphod beeblebrox

[olyclimber]

[G-spotter]

that's some snaffle, rolypOlyclimber

[olyclimber]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6P5oYg1l1Qk

[archenemy]

Thanks a lot for this post. I spent, like, two hours last night reading two-headed baby stories.

[Dechristo]

I'm so sick of jokes that start with "so, a two-headed baby walks into a bar..."

 

 

Is "airing of a grievence" a sensitivioso way of explaining a fart?

[mountainmatt]

This is simply evolution. Soon two headed babies will replace one headed babies.

[Cobra_Commander]

why, do two-headed babies get all the chicks or what

 

must be deafening at the nursery when that thing gets pissed.

[cj001f]

zaphod beeblebrox

 

but no Zoe Deschanel

[RogerJ]

If babies were meant ot have one head, mother's would have one breast.

[cj001f]

so in LA babies should have silicone heads?

[catbirdseat]

You guys are insensitive. You shouldn't call it a two-headed baby. It's "dicephalus baby". That sounds so much better doesn't it?

 

http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20060810/hl_afp/indonesiahealthtwins_060810132311

 

Trying to separate that one would be quite like King Solomon.

[RogerJ]

It's "dicephalus baby". That sounds so much better doesn't it?

Yes it indeed sounds better, but the next sentence out of my mouth after saying it and then observing the glazed over eyes would be "you know... a 2 headed baby".

 

-r

[KaskadskyjKozak]

You guys are insensitive. You shouldn't call it a two-headed baby. It's "dicephalus baby". That sounds so much better doesn't it?

 

but means the same thing... literally. If we want everything to sound better, why not write everything in Latin

[lI1|1!]

there's an opportunity to get a in another thread right now (climbing ethics) but i'm deliberately resisiting the urge to do so.

 

willpower

[olyclimber]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/4800267.stm

 

I really missed the Jon Benet Ramsey news stories, and i'm overjoyed that we can once again fill living rooms across the great American country with quality news reporting about every last detail. I'm going to need alot of evidence to convict on this one, and if the jury screws it up, I'm going to be pissed. As an American I feel it is my right to preside over this case, judge and jury.

[archenemy]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/4800267.stm

 

I really missed the Jon Benet Ramsey news stories, and i'm overjoyed that we can once again fill living rooms across the great American country with quality news reporting about every last detail. I'm going to need alot of evidence to convict on this one, and if the jury screws it up, I'm going to be pissed. As an American I feel it is my right to preside over this case, judge and jury.

Weird quotes:

 

It is not know whether the man has any connection to the Ramsey family.

 

Um, if he raped and killed their daughter, he has a connection to the family, right?

 

 

 

"It's been a very long 10 years, and I'm just sorry Patsy isn't here for me to hug her neck," Mr Wood said.

 

Sorry, could you please repeat that Mr. Wood?

[olyclimber]

calling occupants of interplanetary craft

 

 

You've been observing our earth

And we'd like to make a contact with you

We are your friends

[catbirdseat]

You guys are insensitive. You shouldn't call it a two-headed baby. It's "dicephalus baby". That sounds so much better doesn't it?

 

but means the same thing... literally. If we want everything to sound better, why not write everything in Latin

You are really sharp, dude. By the way it's a Greek word, not latin. I believe the word is "capitis".

[RogerJ]

"dicephalus baby"

 

Dice-Phalus hmmm missing that second L... but if my wife gave birth to a 2 headed baby, I'd worry about her wanting to dice up my phallus!

[meadlx200]

Maybe it's my redneck background, but shit, that dude has pedophilla stamped on his brow (or at least agent of wierd)--I can't believe the cops in CO. questioned this guy and let it go---his collar tag probably reads: "person of interest"

[KaskadskyjKozak]

You guys are insensitive. You shouldn't call it a two-headed baby. It's "dicephalus baby". That sounds so much better doesn't it?

 

but means the same thing... literally. If we want everything to sound better, why not write everything in Latin

You are really sharp, dude. By the way it's a Greek word, not latin. I believe the word is "capitis".

 

cephalus (latin)

kephalos (greek)

 

I find it hilarious how people think that if you write something in Latin (or French for that matter) it somehow sounds better/more sophisticated/whatever, when the translation is exactly the same thing.