ivan Posted August 16, 2006 Share Posted August 16, 2006 in the spirit of seinfield i offer this: jesus christ, can the news quit producing stories like the one i lifted this pic from? wtf does it do but make me want to yak up my iron-fortified cheerioes? seems like we get these fawking stories at least once a week... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted August 16, 2006 Share Posted August 16, 2006 i turned on the news for the first time in a long time on the drive home this evening and just about fucking blew a gasket on the shit that gets reported as if it really makes a difference....like the indepth criminal history of the druggie chick who t-boned the cop and killed him...WTF? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-spotter Posted August 16, 2006 Share Posted August 16, 2006 American news is teh suck. Didn't you know that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lI1|1! Posted August 16, 2006 Share Posted August 16, 2006 zaphod beeblebrox Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted August 16, 2006 Share Posted August 16, 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-spotter Posted August 16, 2006 Share Posted August 16, 2006 that's some snaffle, rolypOlyclimber Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted August 16, 2006 Share Posted August 16, 2006 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6P5oYg1l1Qk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archenemy Posted August 16, 2006 Share Posted August 16, 2006 Thanks a lot for this post. I spent, like, two hours last night reading two-headed baby stories. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dechristo Posted August 16, 2006 Share Posted August 16, 2006 I'm so sick of jokes that start with "so, a two-headed baby walks into a bar..." Is "airing of a grievence" a sensitivioso way of explaining a fart? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mountainmatt Posted August 16, 2006 Share Posted August 16, 2006 This is simply evolution. Soon two headed babies will replace one headed babies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cobra_Commander Posted August 16, 2006 Share Posted August 16, 2006 why, do two-headed babies get all the chicks or what must be deafening at the nursery when that thing gets pissed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cj001f Posted August 16, 2006 Share Posted August 16, 2006 zaphod beeblebrox but no Zoe Deschanel Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RogerJ Posted August 16, 2006 Share Posted August 16, 2006 If babies were meant ot have one head, mother's would have one breast. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cj001f Posted August 16, 2006 Share Posted August 16, 2006 so in LA babies should have silicone heads? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catbirdseat Posted August 16, 2006 Share Posted August 16, 2006 You guys are insensitive. You shouldn't call it a two-headed baby. It's "dicephalus baby". That sounds so much better doesn't it? http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20060810/hl_afp/indonesiahealthtwins_060810132311 Trying to separate that one would be quite like King Solomon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RogerJ Posted August 16, 2006 Share Posted August 16, 2006 It's "dicephalus baby". That sounds so much better doesn't it? Yes it indeed sounds better, but the next sentence out of my mouth after saying it and then observing the glazed over eyes would be "you know... a 2 headed baby". -r Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaskadskyjKozak Posted August 16, 2006 Share Posted August 16, 2006 You guys are insensitive. You shouldn't call it a two-headed baby. It's "dicephalus baby". That sounds so much better doesn't it? but means the same thing... literally. If we want everything to sound better, why not write everything in Latin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lI1|1! Posted August 16, 2006 Share Posted August 16, 2006 there's an opportunity to get a in another thread right now (climbing ethics) but i'm deliberately resisiting the urge to do so. willpower Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted August 17, 2006 Share Posted August 17, 2006 http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/4800267.stm I really missed the Jon Benet Ramsey news stories, and i'm overjoyed that we can once again fill living rooms across the great American country with quality news reporting about every last detail. I'm going to need alot of evidence to convict on this one, and if the jury screws it up, I'm going to be pissed. As an American I feel it is my right to preside over this case, judge and jury. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archenemy Posted August 17, 2006 Share Posted August 17, 2006 http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/4800267.stm I really missed the Jon Benet Ramsey news stories, and i'm overjoyed that we can once again fill living rooms across the great American country with quality news reporting about every last detail. I'm going to need alot of evidence to convict on this one, and if the jury screws it up, I'm going to be pissed. As an American I feel it is my right to preside over this case, judge and jury. Weird quotes: It is not know whether the man has any connection to the Ramsey family. Um, if he raped and killed their daughter, he has a connection to the family, right? "It's been a very long 10 years, and I'm just sorry Patsy isn't here for me to hug her neck," Mr Wood said. Sorry, could you please repeat that Mr. Wood? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted August 17, 2006 Share Posted August 17, 2006 calling occupants of interplanetary craft You've been observing our earth And we'd like to make a contact with you We are your friends Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catbirdseat Posted August 17, 2006 Share Posted August 17, 2006 You guys are insensitive. You shouldn't call it a two-headed baby. It's "dicephalus baby". That sounds so much better doesn't it? but means the same thing... literally. If we want everything to sound better, why not write everything in Latin You are really sharp, dude. By the way it's a Greek word, not latin. I believe the word is "capitis". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RogerJ Posted August 17, 2006 Share Posted August 17, 2006 "dicephalus baby" Dice-Phalus hmmm missing that second L... but if my wife gave birth to a 2 headed baby, I'd worry about her wanting to dice up my phallus! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meadlx200 Posted August 17, 2006 Share Posted August 17, 2006 Maybe it's my redneck background, but shit, that dude has pedophilla stamped on his brow (or at least agent of wierd)--I can't believe the cops in CO. questioned this guy and let it go---his collar tag probably reads: "person of interest" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaskadskyjKozak Posted August 17, 2006 Share Posted August 17, 2006 You guys are insensitive. You shouldn't call it a two-headed baby. It's "dicephalus baby". That sounds so much better doesn't it? but means the same thing... literally. If we want everything to sound better, why not write everything in Latin You are really sharp, dude. By the way it's a Greek word, not latin. I believe the word is "capitis". cephalus (latin) kephalos (greek) I find it hilarious how people think that if you write something in Latin (or French for that matter) it somehow sounds better/more sophisticated/whatever, when the translation is exactly the same thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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