Landis Kicks Ass

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[No. 13 Baby]

Only surprise here is that Landis actually thought he had a chance.

[olyclimber]

Yes, because everybody was privy to the facts already. Because we're real smart and stuff. And all knowing. I don't know why we even bother with trials anymore.

[No. 13 Baby]

Yeah, I suppose you're right. This was a real close call.

[Adam13]

The whole damn sport is dirty, he just got greedy and took something that would show up in the test.

[KaskadskyjKozak]

The whole damn sport is dirty, he just got greedy and took something that would show up in the test.

 

What a brilliant and astute observation. You are ON FIRE today!

[olyclimber]

maybe it wasn't a close call...how would you know?...what actual facts about it did you know that were discussed as a part of the hearing that made you capable of knowing the outcome before it actually was announced?

 

i suspected that he was guilty too, but i didn't KNOW like you apparently did.

[olyclimber]

AND WHAT ABOUT OJ??? WHAT A LOOSER!!!11

[Adam13]

And I see you are keeping up on being a pathetic fuck with no life. Go search fox news for more "facts" to support your "beliefs". You are good at one thing though you follow directions well.

[billcoe]

I think we may need to require drug testing before you can post on cascadeclimbers.com next year.

 

Sure, test whatever: just hold your hands out and I'll pee on them, you can test whatever you can hold onto.

[olyclimber]

actually bill, we were only going to have people test a couple drugs before they could post, but if that's your thing i think we can arraign to have a bunch of people urinate on you. i didn't know you swung that way.

[Adam13]

Call up R. Kelly, or wait bill isn't underage.......damn

[ScottP]

Perhaps the Tour de France should allow any and all performance enhancers. The winner would be the one who can load themselves up with just the right cocktail to finish the race without keeling over dead in the middle of the pelaton. A grand melding of fitness and chemistry.

[archenemy]

Would that mean I don't get to pee on someone's hands?

[ScottP]

Hand peeing would be optional, of course.

[archenemy]

Sweet.

I want the Golden medal.

[Adam13]

F**k no. That's not what im saying at all. Then it would just be pro wrestling and we have all seen how that has worked out for those athletes in recent years.

But almost no one outside France cares about this race anymore, if anyone from a foreign country is gonna win they just start attacking him in the media.

[ScottP]

Sweet.

I want the Golden medal.

 

You'll have to talk to billcoe about that.

[ScottP]

Then it would just be pro wrestling and we have all seen how that has worked out for those athletes in recent years.

But almost no one outside France cares about this race anymore,

 

Exactly.

[Adam13]

He spent almost 2 million on his defense, sucks to be him.

[Couloir]

He spent almost 2 million on his defense, sucks to be him.

 

Would you rather be you or him who has $2 million to defend himself?

[Adam13]

Considering he had to borrow and went heavily into debt to pay for his defense and now he looks like a shithead, Ill take being me.

[cj001f]

He spent almost 2 million on his defense, sucks to be him.

 

Would you rather be you or him who has $2 million to defend himself?

 

He's been generating that by whoring himself out for a couple hundred a person to stupid yuppies who'll pay too go on a group ride with him.

 

I'll take my lardass loser self.

[No. 13 Baby]

He's been generating that by whoring himself out for a couple hundred a person to stupid yuppies who'll pay too go on a group ride with him.

 

I'll take my lardass loser self.

 

I'd rather ride with you than that self-deluded juicer too, dude.