DonnyBaker Posted July 12, 2006 Share Posted July 12, 2006 Climb: Metaline Falls-sport routes Date of Climb: 7/2/2006 Trip Report: Man for the fourth of july me feltcher, and stevey winkler headed up to Metaline falls. fletcher called me up and was all apologizing about stealing my rope at dishman. Swear to god I was like if I want to listen to an idiot apologize, i'll go watch my name is earl. Cross that one off your gay list fletcher. Me and Stevey were making fun of feltcher all weekend, I told him right to his face that this route was only 11d. It was really 12c, he was getting all mad. Routes: Western Star 11a- good route no chalk, had to find the freakin holds Bar Brawlin Bitches 10b - not bad Sod Farm 5.8- pile of crap Bonkers 10a- pile of crap Little Buddy 12b - My freakin project, fletcher sent Smith doesen't Rock 12c: hard man swear to god it, feltcher was saying take on this and me and stevey acted like we couldn't hear him and just kept feeding him penalty slack, when he was doing a dyno Mad Crapper 11c- I'd like to see you climb through that hazard. Hamm's Marathon 3 pitches- 11a- cool route Camping- You can camp at any city park or rest area, its a state law man, they can't deny you camping. We stayed at the city park, they got a boat launch. You can probably camp anywhere you want though. Bars Heidi's bar- that place sucks, the old lady running the place yelled at me for bringing in my own chocolate milk. I was like got to hell you old half baked whore, right to her face man. Western Star- That place is crazy man, this one chick in a tube top leaned over the bar man, I swear everybody by the pool table saw nips. Good food also. Bring your golf clubs and some range balls cause Stevey Winkler left one of those golf course mats up at the top so you can hit balls off of the top Gear Notes: rope, quick draws, boat should have brought golf clubs and range balls, also plenty of good places to shoot on top of the crag, dirt bike Also bring a drill and put up some more routes, I gunna borrow my uncles. Approach Notes: we just followed the directions in the guidebook. Man don't bring your buddy's ford escort up their either you probably need 4wd. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slothrop Posted July 13, 2006 Share Posted July 13, 2006 Western Star 11a- good route no chalk, had to find the freakin holds That's almost as bad as when the tape falls off!!1! Heidi's bar- that place sucks, the old lady running the place yelled at me for bringing in my own chocolate milk. I was like got to hell you old half baked whore, right to her face man. You brought chocolate milk to a bar? WTF? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottgg Posted July 13, 2006 Share Posted July 13, 2006 Yee-Haw! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RuMR Posted July 21, 2006 Share Posted July 21, 2006 hey donny...do you use KY or axle grease? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marty Posted July 21, 2006 Share Posted July 21, 2006 Funny you should ask about Donny's choice of lubrication. Last time I saw him out at China Bend, he had a perfect circle of thick black, axle grease around his mouth. I don't know what axle grease and rockclimbs have in common, but I'll bet that Donny and friends are doing something "differnt" out there. By the way, when Donny and friends go to Metaline, DONNY IS DEFINATLY IN HIS ELEMENT. Banjo music 24/7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marty Posted July 21, 2006 Share Posted July 21, 2006 Donny, did you happen upon this fine young maiden up there? http://www.boingboing.net/2006/07/20/feral_child_profiles.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted July 23, 2006 Share Posted July 23, 2006 Keep it coming boys Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DonnyBaker Posted July 24, 2006 Author Share Posted July 24, 2006 Hey, axle grease around my mouth real funny, why didn't you say it to my face when I was right in front of your face, up at china bend. Besides I headed up their right after work anyway. Man you know that chick in the picture been sleeping with donny baker cause she's always in the ready position. It's my waterbead I make the payments and the rules. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DonnyBaker Posted July 24, 2006 Author Share Posted July 24, 2006 Hey yota, your talkin crazy, i think star wars is gay any way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted July 24, 2006 Share Posted July 24, 2006 you mean the movie is gay, or did you know someone named "starwars"? i've never watched star wars that closely to see if it was a gay movie...chewie and hans solo? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RuMR Posted July 24, 2006 Share Posted July 24, 2006 hey...donnie knows gay...real intimate-like...go look up the word, donnie... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iain Posted July 24, 2006 Share Posted July 24, 2006 eastern washington sounds like a sweet place to climb Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drater Posted July 25, 2006 Share Posted July 25, 2006 No. It's choss. Pay attention please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-spotter Posted July 30, 2006 Share Posted July 30, 2006 50% glue and 50% chips but which half is which? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drater Posted July 31, 2006 Share Posted July 31, 2006 STFU or I'll come pour RoundUp down your crack. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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