10 things I noticed while in Seattle

[TREETOAD]

1. I noticed that they make the highways with little bumps paved into the sides so that you can drive while asleep.

2. There were not many fat people in Seattle.

3. Seattle has lots of cool places to go and it seemed very clean.

4. There are a lot of Italians in Seattle.

5. The bums are quite polite in Seattle.

6. There are many Starbucks in Seattle.

7. It was difficult to get a decent latte in Seattle.

8. The Space Needle is very expensive.

9. The EMP was worth going to.

10. I tasted the best Pad thai gui in Seattle ever.

[Dechristo]

But, did you get wet?

[TREETOAD]

I noticed that it was really fucking hot there.

[Dechristo]

sounds like you got wet

[G-spotter]

2. Compared to what? There are way more fatties south of the border.

[Dechristo]

I hear there are more phatties north of the border.

[olyclimber]

no doot aboot it. more cushion for the pushin in Chilliwack.

[G-spotter]

The Canadian border is a virus shield. The "fat virus" is confined to points south of the 49th parallel.

[TREETOAD]

2. In comparison to lets say...Dallas..or El Paso or other big cities like Disneyland... oh don't get me wrong.... there were a few but not big families of them roaming the streets looking for fast food and ice cream and stuff like that. Just regular sized people walking about or sitting in coffee shops looking at laptops or others drinking beer really early in the morning at the world cup game, just plain nice people.

[TREETOAD]

The Canadian border is a virus shield. The "fat virus" is confined to points south of the 49th parallel.

[olyclimber]

Clearly that "baldness" virus made it through though.

[willstrickland]

The "fat virus" is confined to points south of the 49th parallel.

 

A cursory examination of the population of Fairbanks would suggest otherwise.

[G-spotter]

It must be drifting over from Russia

[magellan]

WTF, there are hella fatties here. I've still got my baby fat.

[ScottP]

The Canadian border is a virus shield. The "fat virus" is confined to points south of the 49th parallel.

Uh, yeah...

[Cobra_Commander]

As usual the Chilliwack Times gets to the heart of the matter.

[DirtyHarry]

 

Looks like there's a "homely chearleader" virus running rampant in Chilliwack as well.

[G-spotter]

Education level is lower . . . , the proportion of the population that achieves higher levels of education, is lower in the valley.

 

"The patterns you see in the Fraser Valley are much more the sort of pattern you would see in the east Kootenays

 

This is what happens when we let in American draft dodgers. They brought obesity with them, man.

[Cobra_Commander]

This is incredible photojournalism, capturing the drama of the moment.

 

One day maybe I can be a valley huskers cheerleader...dare to dream!

[G-spotter]

The pom poms will look nice with your steel head!

[cj001f]

This is incredible photojournalism, capturing the drama of the moment.

Do macs have builtin keyboard shortcuts for sarcastic art criticism?

[Cobra_Commander]

right next to the black turtleneck lint removal device

[cj001f]

right next to the black turtleneck lint removal device

Notice CC's jaunty tam-o-shanter, and Marlboro lights for his girlish figure

[Cobra_Commander]

The driving cap is as useful in the studio as it is on the piste, where I embody the spirit of core skiing legend Paul Parker. Add a patagonia puffball jacket and goggle tan, and the transition is complete.

[JayB]

2. In comparison to lets say...Dallas..or El Paso or other big cities like Disneyland... oh don't get me wrong.... there were a few but not big families of them roaming the streets looking for fast food and ice cream and stuff like that. Just regular sized people walking about or sitting in coffee shops looking at laptops or others drinking beer really early in the morning at the world cup game, just plain nice people.

 

Seattle is actually a for-profit theme-park run by Halliburton, for the express purpose of confusing and/or deceiving Canadians and Euros with respect to the true nature of America and the character of its population. Cross an invisible threshold and it's all neon-lit, V10-powered corpulence, gluttony, carnage, and ecocide. Think its an accident that Spanaway doesn't show up on Canadian Maps of the US, and there's just a big Spanaway sized smiley staring back at you when you zoom in on Google Earth? Think again...