lizard_brain Posted June 30, 2006 Posted June 30, 2006 If we find lost hikers while we're out climbing, is it okay to fuck them and eat them? Quote
DirtyHarry Posted June 30, 2006 Posted June 30, 2006 That's usually part of my light and fast alpine strategy, because then I don't have to bring any food or a sheep. Quote
roboboy Posted June 30, 2006 Posted June 30, 2006 Also a problem with bringing food and a sheep is you would then have to spend valuable time deciding which to do with each. Quote
lizard_brain Posted June 30, 2006 Author Posted June 30, 2006 I find the inflatable sheep save a lot of weight - only problem is you can't eat them. Â Quote
roboboy Posted June 30, 2006 Posted June 30, 2006 no, food is better for sharing with lost hikers in short skirts. Quote
underworld Posted June 30, 2006 Posted June 30, 2006 once you find them, they aren't lost anymore Quote
roboboy Posted June 30, 2006 Posted June 30, 2006 if they don't run like hell from this crowd, they're hopelessly lost. Quote
jmace Posted June 30, 2006 Posted June 30, 2006 Fuck that its like Everest arond here..except instead of money its sun..so if i finally get a day off on a sunny weekend and the conditions in th hills are good..im sorry I keep walking..ill throw you a GU but thats it.. Quote
G-spotter Posted June 30, 2006 Posted June 30, 2006 once you find them, they aren't lost anymore  Unless you are lost too, then you all are lost together! Quote
Weekend_Climberz Posted June 30, 2006 Posted June 30, 2006 I found a lost hiker once on the south side of Mt stuart and a cougar almost ate him. Does that count? Quote
underworld Posted June 30, 2006 Posted June 30, 2006 no, the cougar and the hiker were lost together. Â or was it an inflatable cougar? Quote
jmace Posted June 30, 2006 Posted June 30, 2006 I know its usaully a mad husband chasing you or I wanna have babies..stick to the goats! Quote
TREETOAD Posted June 30, 2006 Posted June 30, 2006 Oh yeah I forgot about that kind of cougar..goats are so baaaaaad Quote
roboboy Posted June 30, 2006 Posted June 30, 2006 but watch out for possibly painful hoof kicks to the groin. Quote
ZimZam Posted July 1, 2006 Posted July 1, 2006 I find the inflatable sheep save a lot of weight - only problem is you can't eat them.  She's hot! Quote
lizard_brain Posted July 1, 2006 Author Posted July 1, 2006 I find the inflatable sheep save a lot of weight - only problem is you can't eat them.  She's hot!  Seriously! I gotta get some summit pics with her! Quote
lizard_brain Posted July 1, 2006 Author Posted July 1, 2006 (edited) Now this is a topic I can sink my teeth into... Edited July 1, 2006 by lizard_brain Quote
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