Mos_Chillin Posted June 3, 2006 Posted June 3, 2006 I recently helped my GF pick out a bike from a Boys and Girls Club Fundraiser we went to in Bellingham. It was a great buy, a Trek 7000 18"MTB with Deore LX components. The wheels are crap, and the front derailleur shifter is shot, as well as the seat, but it was only $35. So, I started stripping it tonight to see what needed to be replaced. We're taking it into the local free cycle shop here tomorrow. She wants higher rising bars, and I had to install a new seat..... I pull the seat tube out, flip it over to remove the old seat, and there's a piece of paper in the tube! I pull it out, and a tiny ziploc baggy falls out. Setting down the still-folded paper, I inspect the contents: small crystalline white substance....CRACK! I dump it out on the counter and inspect it closer. I have never done any of that stuff, but I was sure it was crack or crystal meth (is there a difference? ). I go back to the paper and unfold it. There is a picture of 3 women in a soft-porn love wrestle, carefully cut out and pasted on a piece of heavier paper. Crack and porn in a seat-tube! I flushed the crack, and tore up the porn, it was weaksauce. Sad, sad person, who had that bike before.... Quote
olyclimber Posted June 3, 2006 Posted June 3, 2006 indeed, I just checked, and a found 10,000 year old chinese egg. Quote
Dechristo Posted June 5, 2006 Posted June 5, 2006 I go back to the paper and unfold it. There is a picture of 3 women in a soft-porn love wrestle, carefully cut out and pasted on a piece of heavier paper. Fairly standard practice. Quote
cj001f Posted June 5, 2006 Posted June 5, 2006 I go back to the paper and unfold it. There is a picture of 3 women in a soft-porn love wrestle, carefully cut out and pasted on a piece of heavier paper. Fairly standard practice. Married life sounds grim. Quote
Mos_Chillin Posted June 5, 2006 Author Posted June 5, 2006 That is fuckin' classic! I was gonna send a note to the local PD, but a friend said not such a good idea.... Quote
archenemy Posted June 5, 2006 Posted June 5, 2006 What would you say? You found ass-crack in your bike seat? Quote
G-spotter Posted June 5, 2006 Posted June 5, 2006 You should have saved the whole package and added it to a GeoCache or summit register Quote
mountainmatt Posted June 5, 2006 Posted June 5, 2006 lets go smoke bikes Watch out for the stems though... Quote
fishburneiv Posted June 6, 2006 Posted June 6, 2006 I started stripping tonight to see what needed to be replaced. She wants higher rising bars, and I had to install a new seat..... Yeah. I have to go through this kind of stuff at home too. Quote
chelle Posted June 6, 2006 Posted June 6, 2006 I started stripping tonight to see what needed to be replaced. She wants higher rising bars, and I had to install a new seat..... Yeah. I have to go through this kind of stuff at home too. Quote
Ducknut Posted June 6, 2006 Posted June 6, 2006 I started stripping tonight to see what needed to be replaced. She wants higher rising bars, and I had to install a new seat..... Yeah. I have to go through this kind of stuff at home too. Did she tell you that you had to go on a diet and get rid of those love handles too? Viagra should help raise that low hanging bar. Quote
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