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"You have to be stupid to ski a foot of fresh over a 10' snowpack in low-angle terrain during low avalanche danger without a helmet. I ski these kinds of conditions ALL THE TIME here in the Wasatch, and I wouldn't be caught DEAD without a helmet. Anyone who doesn't wear a helmet is just ASKING for severe head trauma."

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well, what do you mean by severe head trauma I mean there's multiple levels of trauma like this one time on ski patrol I was in my hammerheads and I saw this kid wreck hard so I worked on getting out of my hammerheads (the new heelpiece is so copulating cool) and are you calling me reckless blahblhablhalbhaaaaaaaah.......zzzzz

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Damn I just messed up trimming my annual skins AGAIN! it's so damn complicated. I've already gone through 3 (insert dog-related beer name here) porters trying to get it right!

next poster: you should get the aftermarket cnc'd skin trimmer, it makes it real smooth and it is a beautiful piece of engineering.

 

next poster: no way I'm paying $140 for a skin trimmer

next poster: $140 isn't that much for perfection.

next poster: yes it is

next poster: no it isn't

next poster: yes it is

random other poster from SLC:

my friend in boulder swears by it and he rips

first poster:

yeah well ripping is a relative term

SLC guy:

no I mean this guy is really fast and his skins are perfect

new poster: $140? I could by a set of pitbulls for that much

dog-loving-poster: shut the copulate up about the pitbulls they are not illegal get over it.

y.a. poster: copulate you pitbulls are dangerous

 

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