E-rock Posted May 23, 2006 Share Posted May 23, 2006 What the FUCK is up with that website? It's populated by people who spray, spray, spray the day away, but instead of posting inane, thoughtless shit they actually spend time incessanty posting "thoughtful" responses in the name of civil discourse over topics that only boring people should have opinions about. Furthermore, half of the "twits" say "copulate" instead of FUCK. FUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCK!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TREETOAD Posted May 23, 2006 Share Posted May 23, 2006 Fuck, no fucking kidding!! Fuckme!! what a bunch of fuckityfucks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlpineK Posted May 23, 2006 Share Posted May 23, 2006 I like skiing, but I refuse to even look at a web site that is so bigoted that they feel compelled to use the word, "telemark," in their title. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cj001f Posted May 23, 2006 Share Posted May 23, 2006 "copulate" thats a script from the leader. Don't dare mention that things weren't done on telequipment or make fun of teleskiiers - he'll ban you. And if he doesn't ban you, legions of followers will crucify you. Â I bet you are one of those people who doesn't wear a helmet and uses a plastic shovel, aren't you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cobra_Commander Posted May 23, 2006 Share Posted May 23, 2006 So what's your favorite ski leash? Did you see the new T-Race color? Don't you HATE it when you lose your tele posse at the resort? Is the Legend Pro a good touring ski? Â Let's talk about telemark! Yay! Oh I'm sorry was my shouting offensive to deaf people? (cue 40 soul-sucking posts) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cj001f Posted May 23, 2006 Share Posted May 23, 2006 It's like the Midwest they aren't conscious of irony Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
E-rock Posted May 23, 2006 Author Share Posted May 23, 2006 A random sampling of today's hot topics: Â "No Morality Above 8000 m?" Â "[ Poll ] Bigger cover page photo possible?" Â "[ Poll ] Are aggressive posters better posters?" an apparent and hilarious spoof of: Â "[ Poll ] Are aggressive skiers better skiers?" Â "Yosemite in July" Guess what this one's about, I'll give you a hint, it's not climbing. Â "Okee Dokee TR- 05-06 Winter observations from the Wasatch" 115 pages and counting of douche-bags bragging about where all of the recently broken skin tracks are, and which 3000' coulour isn't QUITE skied out yet. Â "Starting over... Dog Pics" Let's all find closure on the internet with our "community" Â "OT: This footage is awesome" I'm sure it sucks. Â "Trimming skins to size" In case you didn't manage to read the FUCKING INSTRUCTIONS that come with your skins. Â "OT: Stealing Peace In Central VT" Is this the name of some hippy jammy-jammy chicken-clucking retard band? I can't bear to look and find out. Â "Primative Car Camping in VT or NH?" Let's post the locations of the last few secret morsels of freedom, peace and quiet on the whole fucking coast. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DirtyHarry Posted May 23, 2006 Share Posted May 23, 2006 No talk like pirates threads? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ashw_justin Posted May 23, 2006 Share Posted May 23, 2006 This is just begging to be linked to from said forum. Â Don't forget the "OT: Oh no, not AGAIN!! Another single and frustrated thread" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
E-rock Posted May 23, 2006 Author Share Posted May 23, 2006 This is just begging to be linked to from said forum. Â Don't forget the "OT: Oh no, not AGAIN!! Another single and frustrated thread" Â Posted by a chick from Alaska, a state where a friend of mine who lives there claims "You have to fuck fat eskimos around here to get laid" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ashw_justin Posted May 23, 2006 Share Posted May 23, 2006 OMFG, that's so harsh! Clearly from the pictures this is at least an intact specimen. But then again I guess it's hard to get by the dirty hippie telemarker thing... Â This guy "Guerilla_Gorilla" sounded like he was interested though...? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cobra_Commander Posted May 23, 2006 Share Posted May 23, 2006 high stance or low stance or high stance or low stance or high stance or low stance... ....followed by 4x10^10 more posts, ~50% posting something to the effect of "jeez it's all about FUN" as if Big Bird himself is posting immediately after puffing tough. Â I will not get into the I-want-to-join-skipatrol threads Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JayB Posted May 23, 2006 Share Posted May 23, 2006 "OT: Stealing Peace In Central VT" Is this the name of some hippy jammy-jammy chicken-clucking retard band? I can't bear to look and find out." Â Hahaha. Â Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cobra_Commander Posted May 23, 2006 Share Posted May 23, 2006 they periodically have some video of high speed tele bump skiing cued to creed to show their bad boy side. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted May 23, 2006 Share Posted May 23, 2006 This thread is awesome. Thanks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomtom Posted May 23, 2006 Share Posted May 23, 2006 They think the same of you, too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cj001f Posted May 23, 2006 Share Posted May 23, 2006 They think the same of you, too. no, this place is too 'agressive' for them. Well, except for all the people on this thread who post there Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RogerJ Posted May 23, 2006 Share Posted May 23, 2006 WWBD Â (What Would Brett Do?) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
E-rock Posted May 24, 2006 Author Share Posted May 24, 2006 OMFG, how could I forget this one? Can't ski / might as well GARDEN which includes a link to a thread JUST LIKE IT from last year. Â BooYAH! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cj001f Posted May 24, 2006 Share Posted May 24, 2006 WWBDÂ (What Would Brett Do?) Â 1,000s of abusive offensive mean spirited posts under over 2 dozen avatars? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted May 24, 2006 Share Posted May 24, 2006 OMFG, how could I forget this one? Can't ski / might as well GARDEN which includes a link to a thread JUST LIKE IT from last year.   BooYAH! who is on there making fun of me?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DirtyHarry Posted May 24, 2006 Share Posted May 24, 2006 OMFG, how could I forget this one? Can't ski / might as well GARDEN which includes a link to a thread JUST LIKE IT from last year. BooYAH!  What's wrong with gardening? Vegetable haters. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cobra_Commander Posted May 24, 2006 Share Posted May 24, 2006 CODE RED I say, CODE MUTHAFUKIN RED! The Hammerhead binding now comes in BLACK! Witness the sickness! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DirtyHarry Posted May 24, 2006 Share Posted May 24, 2006 But is it pivotless for godsake!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted May 24, 2006 Share Posted May 24, 2006 CODE RED I say, CODE MUTHAFUKIN RED! The Hammerhead binding now comes in BLACK! Witness the sickness! Â CODE RED is an excellent soft drink. Goes down easy when you're leaving your telemark on the world. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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