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is tht a jell-o challenge?

 

I can grapple.

 

but grappling rocks is punishment enough for me.

 

You're a boulderer. You'd be exhausted after three moves.

 

Gary, you on the other hand can not grapple...grappling involves holding onto stuff...the opposite of dropping stuff, like waterbottles and what not...so, most likely kix will be sitting on your head drinkin' a beer and chillin by the time all is said and done...

 

Not to mention Kix is built like a tank either... thumbs_up.gif

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Backstrokezilian Pool-Jitsu?

 

"No hits below the swimsuit-area, no swimfin-locks, and no grabbing by the goggles! Alright, let's keep it clean! FIGHT!"

 

"Looks like Gladys is moving into position for a kickboard-assisted takedown, Bob."

 

"Indeed, Steve, but Sylvia here has been training hard at the Y, and I think her swift doggy-paddling technique is going to set her up for an effective counter with the noodle!"

 

"Oh, my! It's Gladys with the water-in-the-eyes splash, and she's got Sylvia in the half-guard! This does not look good for the up-and-comer from Willowmeadowsbrookhillsacres Nursing Home!"

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